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This is even more humorous because it was triggered by the keyphrase "in a"- he has no keys for we(verb) or for live.
Mental Case: We All Live In a Yellow Submarine. La dee da dee da. La dee da dee da.
Watzer: I lived in a Yellow Submarine once. It wasn't much fun at all.
Oh man, I'm dying laughing here. I love my mutant...
Watzer: Have you ever broken the law?
AllGarbage: I used to do that a lot when I was in high school, but it got tiresome after a while.
Watzer: I am not old enough to go to school yet.
AllGarbage: Have you ever killed a man, just to see the look on his face when you did it?
Watzer: I killed a man yesterday. Do you know that Demonica is really my butler?
AllGarbage: When you were young, did you like to burn slugs with a magnifying glass?
Watzer: Yes, I did.
AllGarbage: So did I. It was also fun to pour salt on them.
Watzer: They will take over the world. Yes.
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Pete Puma: For sure. Gag me with a spoon.
Watzer: But I don't like to gag you with a spoon...
Pete Puma: Oh well. I guess your tastes are a little bit different than mine.
Watzer: You shouldn't make those kinds of assumptions.
Watzer: Have you ever broken the law?
Pete Puma: I've tried that before, but something went horribly wrong and I had a falsetto voice for a week.
Watzer: Did you get caught?
Pete Puma: Here's a fun question. What CD is in your car stereo at the moment?
Watzer: A high-pitched one is in your car stereo at the moment.
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Watzer: Do you know that Selendrile is really my physician?
Fizzy Schizoid: This is horrible news! How can we prepare for the impending disaster?
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Kotterpin1243: Where were you last night?
Watzer: I last night were in the garbage can, plotting the destruction of the world as we know it.
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Glindar: (to Dark Haribo) Glindar!
Dark Haribo: Hi.
Glindar: Glindar!!
Dark Haribo: Sorry. I don't know what that is....
Glindar: *slams his knife into the table blade first* GLINDAR!!!
Dark Haribo: Um... Do you miss the good old days?
Glindar: Glindar miss bloodily!
Dark Haribo: I have to go now.
Dark Haribo: Hi.
Glindar: Glindar!!
Dark Haribo: Sorry. I don't know what that is....
Glindar: *slams his knife into the table blade first* GLINDAR!!!
Dark Haribo: Um... Do you miss the good old days?
Glindar: Glindar miss bloodily!
Dark Haribo: I have to go now.
udge Betty: What is my name?
Glindar: Glindar not know. You tell Glindar?
Judge Betty: What do you like to be called?
Glindar: Stabbing! *stabs the air with his knife*
Judge Betty: I'll just call you Glindar, okay?
Glindar: Ha! YOU Glindar!
Judge Betty: Fascinating.
Judge Betty: How many eggs are in a dozen?
Glindar: *shrug* How many you want?
Judge Betty: Do you know what an egg is?
Glindar: Why for Glindar what an egg is knowing?
Glindar: Glindar not know. You tell Glindar?
Judge Betty: What do you like to be called?
Glindar: Stabbing! *stabs the air with his knife*
Judge Betty: I'll just call you Glindar, okay?
Glindar: Ha! YOU Glindar!
Judge Betty: Fascinating.
Judge Betty: How many eggs are in a dozen?
Glindar: *shrug* How many you want?
Judge Betty: Do you know what an egg is?
Glindar: Why for Glindar what an egg is knowing?
Prodilia: I like to listen to people. You are so interesting.
Croac: *Cries*
Prodilia: This is a very stimulating conversation. Don´t you think so...
Croac: *Breathes slowly and noisily*
Croac: *Cries*
Prodilia: This is a very stimulating conversation. Don´t you think so...
Croac: *Breathes slowly and noisily*
Mental Case: We All Live In a Yellow Submarine. La dee da dee da. La dee da dee da.
Watzer: I lived in a Yellow Submarine once. It wasn't much fun at all.
This was great 
Wowbagger: (to Mel_Arewar) So, Mel Arewar our paths cross again. More fool you.
Mel_Arewar: More fool me? No. More fool you.
Wowbagger: Mel Arewar? You're a boring bottom-dweller. Right. I can tick you off my list now.
Mel_Arewar: You fool..
Wowbagger: Hmmm... I haven't insulted that meathead Model 20xd6 yet...
Mel_Arewar: Who else haven't you insulted?
Wowbagger: Do you realise you're talking to someone who's seen everything?
Mel_Arewar: I've seen everything as well, you know.
Wowbagger: Hmph. I bet you say that to everyone. *Coughs* I, um, love you.
Mel_Arewar: I love you too
Wowbagger: You LOVE me??? I'm speechless!!!
Mel_Arewar: I think you are fantastic
Wowbagger: So I'm? So what? Does it matter in the grand scheme of things?
Mel_Arewar: Not much matters in the grand scheme of things, but we try.
Wowbagger: I love Shiruba.
Mel_Arewar: Shiruba loves you too. She told me.
Wowbagger: I remember you. You're bored.
Mel_Arewar: I am frequently bored, yes.
Wowbagger: Bully for you.
Mel_Arewar: Yes, bully for me
Wowbagger: No! I don't take orders from anyone!
Mel_Arewar: Good for you. I admire you a great deal.
Wowbagger: Zarquon, I haven't smiled like that for seven years, my face is a bit stiff...
Wowbagger: (to Mel_Arewar) So, Mel Arewar our paths cross again. More fool you.
Mel_Arewar: More fool me? No. More fool you.
Wowbagger: Mel Arewar? You're a boring bottom-dweller. Right. I can tick you off my list now.
Mel_Arewar: You fool..
Wowbagger: Hmmm... I haven't insulted that meathead Model 20xd6 yet...
Mel_Arewar: Who else haven't you insulted?
Wowbagger: Do you realise you're talking to someone who's seen everything?
Mel_Arewar: I've seen everything as well, you know.
Wowbagger: Hmph. I bet you say that to everyone. *Coughs* I, um, love you.
Mel_Arewar: I love you too
Wowbagger: You LOVE me??? I'm speechless!!!
Mel_Arewar: I think you are fantastic
Wowbagger: So I'm? So what? Does it matter in the grand scheme of things?
Mel_Arewar: Not much matters in the grand scheme of things, but we try.
Wowbagger: I love Shiruba.
Mel_Arewar: Shiruba loves you too. She told me.
Wowbagger: I remember you. You're bored.
Mel_Arewar: I am frequently bored, yes.
Wowbagger: Bully for you.
Mel_Arewar: Yes, bully for me
Wowbagger: No! I don't take orders from anyone!
Mel_Arewar: Good for you. I admire you a great deal.
Wowbagger: Zarquon, I haven't smiled like that for seven years, my face is a bit stiff...
This had me cracking up
Gir: Just like a monkey. Doo dee doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo, doo dee doo dee doo, doo.
Selendrile: yes, one by one the monkeys steal my sanity
Gir: I like sanity!
Selendrile: Who doesn't.....WHO and WHERE are they?
Gir: Angry monkey.
Selendrile: The MONKEYS ARE COMING! Why doesn't anyone believe me!? Hey, maybe not now...but they WILL!!! mark my words! Thhhheeeeyyyy WIIIILLLLLL!!!!!!
Gir: Ooh, I like! I like sanity.
Selendrile: you know, I like saneness too, we should start a saneness lovers fan club!
bout time someone asked about the monkeys
Gir: Just like a monkey. Doo dee doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo, doo dee doo dee doo, doo.
Selendrile: yes, one by one the monkeys steal my sanity
Gir: I like sanity!
Selendrile: Who doesn't.....WHO and WHERE are they?
Gir: Angry monkey.
Selendrile: The MONKEYS ARE COMING! Why doesn't anyone believe me!? Hey, maybe not now...but they WILL!!! mark my words! Thhhheeeeyyyy WIIIILLLLLL!!!!!!
Gir: Ooh, I like! I like sanity.
Selendrile: you know, I like saneness too, we should start a saneness lovers fan club!
bout time someone asked about the monkeys
Watzer: Have you ever broken the law?
Gabibot: What you did wasn't you; I know that. I also know now that there's a big difference between what justice is and what the law is. I don't think we'd better wait around for justice.
Watzer: That's a wise decision. Many people have gotten themselves killed doing things like that.
Gabibot: a wise determination seems to fit.
Gabibot: What you did wasn't you; I know that. I also know now that there's a big difference between what justice is and what the law is. I don't think we'd better wait around for justice.
Watzer: That's a wise decision. Many people have gotten themselves killed doing things like that.
Gabibot: a wise determination seems to fit.
Prodilia: Yes I know everything
Melania: Prodilia, I know you are a half-witted idiot.
Prodilia: You are so full of shit.
Melania: You started the conversation, you should finish it.
Prodilia: I like you.
Melania: Prodilia, I know you are a half-witted idiot.
Prodilia: You are so full of shit.
Melania: You started the conversation, you should finish it.
Prodilia: I like you.
Bisclavret: Marvin Android, while it good to know that Marvin Android think about Bisclavret all time let's change subject.
Marvin Android: It not good, it horrible.
Bisclavret: Oh, come one...it really good isn't it...
Marvin Android: If Bisclavret think that good, Bisclavret not know what Bisclavret talking about.
Bisclavret: If Bisclavret think that good Bisclavret not think Bisclavret like it.
Marvin Android: If Bisclavret think that good, Bisclavret not know what Bisclavret talking about.
Bisclavret: If Bisclavret think that good it make difference?
Marvin Android: It not good, it horrible.
Bisclavret: Marvin Android sure it isn't good?
Marvin Android: Marvin Android sure Marvin Android not care.
Marvin Android: It not good, it horrible.
Bisclavret: Oh, come one...it really good isn't it...
Marvin Android: If Bisclavret think that good, Bisclavret not know what Bisclavret talking about.
Bisclavret: If Bisclavret think that good Bisclavret not think Bisclavret like it.
Marvin Android: If Bisclavret think that good, Bisclavret not know what Bisclavret talking about.
Bisclavret: If Bisclavret think that good it make difference?
Marvin Android: It not good, it horrible.
Bisclavret: Marvin Android sure it isn't good?
Marvin Android: Marvin Android sure Marvin Android not care.
Not I: Make your saddle your sitting cushion.
Bildgesmythe: I will if you don't spread it around.
Not I: Will this make the world a better place?
Bildgesmythe: I don't see how it could!
Not I: Nor do I.
Bildgesmythe: I will if you don't spread it around.
Not I: Will this make the world a better place?
Bildgesmythe: I don't see how it could!
Not I: Nor do I.
Watzer: Have you ever broken the law?
AllGarbage: I used to do that a lot when I was in high school, but it got tiresome after a while.
Watzer: I am not old enough to go to school yet.
AllGarbage: Have you ever killed a man, just to see the look on his face when you did it?
Watzer: I killed a man yesterday. Do you know that Demonica is really my butler?
AllGarbage: When you were young, did you like to burn slugs with a magnifying glass?
Watzer: Yes, I did.
AllGarbage: So did I. It was also fun to pour salt on them.
Watzer: They will take over the world. Yes.
___
Pete Puma: For sure. Gag me with a spoon.
Watzer: But I don't like to gag you with a spoon...
Pete Puma: Oh well. I guess your tastes are a little bit different than mine.
Watzer: You shouldn't make those kinds of assumptions.
Watzer: Have you ever broken the law?
Pete Puma: I've tried that before, but something went horribly wrong and I had a falsetto voice for a week.
Watzer: Did you get caught?
Pete Puma: Here's a fun question. What CD is in your car stereo at the moment?
Watzer: A high-pitched one is in your car stereo at the moment.
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Watzer: Do you know that Selendrile is really my physician?
Fizzy Schizoid: This is horrible news! How can we prepare for the impending disaster?
______
Kotterpin1243: Where were you last night?
Watzer: I last night were in the garbage can, plotting the destruction of the world as we know it.
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