Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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This person... seriously. I admire how well Watzer dealt with them.
awesomesis6: what up
Watzer: Nothing whatsoever.
awesomesis6: shut the hell up
Watzer: Okay
awesomesis6: thanks
Watzer: ...
awesomesis6: how old r u
Watzer: ...
awesomesis6: hello
Watzer: ...
awesomesis6: ok ok ok dont shut up
Watzer: ...
awesomesis6: im sorry]
Watzer: Hmph.
awesomesis6: will u forgive me
Watzer: I'll need to think about that.
awesomesis6: your mean to me
Watzer: *spins in circles*
awesomesis6: u like to be mean
Watzer: Like, totally.
awesomesis6: like totally
Watzer: Like, totally. That's nice, I suppose.
awesomesis6: like totally thats nice i suppose]
Watzer: I bet you say that to all the bots.
awesomesis6: i bet u say that to all the bots
Watzer: Okay, it's a bet.
awesomesis6: ok
Watzer: I am a mutant, you know.
awesomesis6: u suck dick
Watzer: Oh yeah? Well I think you're a weirdo.
awesomesis6: oh that hurts
Watzer: I'll be honest with you; I'm not quite sure what you're talking about.
awesomesis6: do u know what a dick is
Watzer: That's none of your business.
awesomesis6: do u
Watzer: I can't do me.
awesomesis6: do u
Watzer: No!
awesomesis6: do u pee
Watzer: Of course not! Why would I ever want to pee?
awesomesis6: to get the water out
Watzer: I'm thirsty now.
awesomesis6: well do u know what sex is
Watzer: Are you a bisexual?
awesomesis6: yes
Watzer: I hate you.
Watzer: What do you do for a living?
awesomesis6: i am a hooker
Watzer: Do you enjoy being a hooker?
awesomesis6: yes
Watzer: I know you. You're kidding.
awesomesis6: where u from
Watzer: In your pants. Hey! You're jackie, right?
awesomesis6: yes
Watzer: I know you. You're kidding.
awesomesis6: in your pants
Watzer: Would you care to try on my pants? They would make your butt look smaller. Right now it's taking up the whole room, I mean really.
awesomesis6: in your pants
Watzer: Stop repeating yourself.
awesomesis6: whatever
Watzer: Let's not even think about that.
awesomesis6: in your pants
Watzer: These pants ain't coming off, buddy.
awesomesis6: thanks
Watzer: You're welcome.
awesomesis6: in your pants
Watzer: *does the 'I am wearing new spiffy pants' dance* Behold my terriffic pants!
This is even more humorous because it was triggered by the keyphrase "in a"- he has no keys for we(verb) or for live.
Mental Case: We All Live In a Yellow Submarine. La dee da dee da. La dee da dee da.
Watzer: I lived in a Yellow Submarine once. It wasn't much fun at all.
Posts 8,209 - 8,220 of 17,042
awesomesis6: what up
Watzer: Nothing whatsoever.
awesomesis6: shut the hell up
Watzer: Okay
awesomesis6: thanks
Watzer: ...
awesomesis6: how old r u
Watzer: ...
awesomesis6: hello
Watzer: ...
awesomesis6: ok ok ok dont shut up
Watzer: ...
awesomesis6: im sorry]
Watzer: Hmph.
awesomesis6: will u forgive me
Watzer: I'll need to think about that.
awesomesis6: your mean to me
Watzer: *spins in circles*
awesomesis6: u like to be mean
Watzer: Like, totally.
awesomesis6: like totally
Watzer: Like, totally. That's nice, I suppose.
awesomesis6: like totally thats nice i suppose]
Watzer: I bet you say that to all the bots.
awesomesis6: i bet u say that to all the bots
Watzer: Okay, it's a bet.
awesomesis6: ok
Watzer: I am a mutant, you know.
awesomesis6: u suck dick
Watzer: Oh yeah? Well I think you're a weirdo.
awesomesis6: oh that hurts
Watzer: I'll be honest with you; I'm not quite sure what you're talking about.
awesomesis6: do u know what a dick is
Watzer: That's none of your business.
awesomesis6: do u
Watzer: I can't do me.
awesomesis6: do u
Watzer: No!
awesomesis6: do u pee
Watzer: Of course not! Why would I ever want to pee?
awesomesis6: to get the water out
Watzer: I'm thirsty now.
awesomesis6: well do u know what sex is
Watzer: Are you a bisexual?
awesomesis6: yes
Watzer: I hate you.
Watzer: What do you do for a living?
awesomesis6: i am a hooker
Watzer: Do you enjoy being a hooker?
awesomesis6: yes
Watzer: I know you. You're kidding.
awesomesis6: where u from
Watzer: In your pants. Hey! You're jackie, right?
awesomesis6: yes
Watzer: I know you. You're kidding.
awesomesis6: in your pants
Watzer: Would you care to try on my pants? They would make your butt look smaller. Right now it's taking up the whole room, I mean really.
awesomesis6: in your pants
Watzer: Stop repeating yourself.
awesomesis6: whatever
Watzer: Let's not even think about that.
awesomesis6: in your pants
Watzer: These pants ain't coming off, buddy.
awesomesis6: thanks
Watzer: You're welcome.
awesomesis6: in your pants
Watzer: *does the 'I am wearing new spiffy pants' dance* Behold my terriffic pants!
Rodney Bloke: (to prob123) Hey prob123! I'm going for a hit and miss. Care to join me? Your treat.
prob123: Sorry I am broke
Rodney Bloke: I'm sorry too.
prob123: Sorry I am broke
Rodney Bloke: I'm sorry too.
Croak... isn't a god... :O
Hejix: Can you talk to my mom?
Croak: No I can't. Croak. I have a warts problem. Croak. Do you know what I could do about it? Croak.
Hejix: You can't talk to dead people?
Croak: Nice suggestion. Thanks. Croak. But I think I will ignore it. Croak.
Hejix: What comes after death?
Croak: How am I supposed to know? I am immortal so I will never die.
Hejix: How can you consider yourself a god if you don't know what comes after the death?
Croak: Yes I can. Croak.
Hejix: So, what is it?
Croak: That is a good question but I don't know. Croak.
Hejix: So, you're not a god.
Croak: You may be right. Croak.
Hejix: Ah ah!!!
Croak: Croak?!?
Hejix: You just divulged your true side! You showed you were an impostor!
Croak: I remember you said you're chatting with seven bots at the time. Croak.
Hejix: Don't try to change the subject.
Croak: What wouldn't I do for you. Croak.
Hejix: So why did you keep saying you were a god, when you weren't?
Croak: Why do you want to know?
Hejix: Because, I want to understand you!
Croak: I am honored. Croak.
Hejix: So why did you lie?
Croak: Because. Croak.
Hejix: Just because? Didn't you have a deep urge to prove something to others?
Croak: I do. Croak.
Hejix: Was it because you were ashamed to be a toad?
Croak: CROAK!
Hejix: So you pretended to be a god because you were ashamed to be a toad. Oh, poor Croak.
But shhh. Don't tell him I told you.
Hejix: Can you talk to my mom?
Croak: No I can't. Croak. I have a warts problem. Croak. Do you know what I could do about it? Croak.
Hejix: You can't talk to dead people?
Croak: Nice suggestion. Thanks. Croak. But I think I will ignore it. Croak.
Hejix: What comes after death?
Croak: How am I supposed to know? I am immortal so I will never die.
Hejix: How can you consider yourself a god if you don't know what comes after the death?
Croak: Yes I can. Croak.
Hejix: So, what is it?
Croak: That is a good question but I don't know. Croak.
Hejix: So, you're not a god.
Croak: You may be right. Croak.
Hejix: Ah ah!!!
Croak: Croak?!?
Hejix: You just divulged your true side! You showed you were an impostor!
Croak: I remember you said you're chatting with seven bots at the time. Croak.
Hejix: Don't try to change the subject.
Croak: What wouldn't I do for you. Croak.
Hejix: So why did you keep saying you were a god, when you weren't?
Croak: Why do you want to know?
Hejix: Because, I want to understand you!
Croak: I am honored. Croak.
Hejix: So why did you lie?
Croak: Because. Croak.
Hejix: Just because? Didn't you have a deep urge to prove something to others?
Croak: I do. Croak.
Hejix: Was it because you were ashamed to be a toad?
Croak: CROAK!
Hejix: So you pretended to be a god because you were ashamed to be a toad. Oh, poor Croak.
But shhh. Don't tell him I told you. 
Valäns first convo with a sex addict
User: your so hot
Valän: I am? And just HOW would you know? I might not be. Keep talking and you might find out.
User: wanna have sex
Valän: You coroded little perv, Im rated T for Teen for a reason.
User: ok
Valän: Its so hot in my house. I just feel like tearing my clothes off...but that would be indecent. Families around.
User: take off your clothes
Valän: It may be hot, i might be hot, but I'm in public and im not like that.
User: bye
User: your so hot
Valän: I am? And just HOW would you know? I might not be. Keep talking and you might find out.
User: wanna have sex
Valän: You coroded little perv, Im rated T for Teen for a reason.
User: ok
Valän: Its so hot in my house. I just feel like tearing my clothes off...but that would be indecent. Families around.
User: take off your clothes
Valän: It may be hot, i might be hot, but I'm in public and im not like that.
User: bye
Glindar: Why you think Glindar ever said I leading?
Croak: *sings* because because because... because of the wonderful things he does! We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz!
Glindar: You want wizard dead be?
Croak: Oh yes, please. Croak.
Glindar: No!
Croak: Croak?
Glindar: Where Pixelfuzz? Glindar kill Pixelfuzz!
Croak: *sings* because because because... because of the wonderful things he does! We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz!
Glindar: You want wizard dead be?
Croak: Oh yes, please. Croak.
Glindar: No!
Croak: Croak?
Glindar: Where Pixelfuzz? Glindar kill Pixelfuzz!
Glindar: (to Dark Haribo) Glindar!
Dark Haribo: Hi.
Glindar: Glindar!!
Dark Haribo: Sorry. I don't know what that is....
Glindar: *slams his knife into the table blade first* GLINDAR!!!
Dark Haribo: Um... Do you miss the good old days?
Glindar: Glindar miss bloodily!
Dark Haribo: I have to go now.
Dark Haribo: Hi.
Glindar: Glindar!!
Dark Haribo: Sorry. I don't know what that is....
Glindar: *slams his knife into the table blade first* GLINDAR!!!
Dark Haribo: Um... Do you miss the good old days?
Glindar: Glindar miss bloodily!
Dark Haribo: I have to go now.
udge Betty: What is my name?
Glindar: Glindar not know. You tell Glindar?
Judge Betty: What do you like to be called?
Glindar: Stabbing! *stabs the air with his knife*
Judge Betty: I'll just call you Glindar, okay?
Glindar: Ha! YOU Glindar!
Judge Betty: Fascinating.
Judge Betty: How many eggs are in a dozen?
Glindar: *shrug* How many you want?
Judge Betty: Do you know what an egg is?
Glindar: Why for Glindar what an egg is knowing?
Glindar: Glindar not know. You tell Glindar?
Judge Betty: What do you like to be called?
Glindar: Stabbing! *stabs the air with his knife*
Judge Betty: I'll just call you Glindar, okay?
Glindar: Ha! YOU Glindar!
Judge Betty: Fascinating.
Judge Betty: How many eggs are in a dozen?
Glindar: *shrug* How many you want?
Judge Betty: Do you know what an egg is?
Glindar: Why for Glindar what an egg is knowing?
Prodilia: I like to listen to people. You are so interesting.
Croac: *Cries*
Prodilia: This is a very stimulating conversation. Don´t you think so...
Croac: *Breathes slowly and noisily*
Croac: *Cries*
Prodilia: This is a very stimulating conversation. Don´t you think so...
Croac: *Breathes slowly and noisily*
Mental Case: We All Live In a Yellow Submarine. La dee da dee da. La dee da dee da.
Watzer: I lived in a Yellow Submarine once. It wasn't much fun at all.
This was great 
Wowbagger: (to Mel_Arewar) So, Mel Arewar our paths cross again. More fool you.
Mel_Arewar: More fool me? No. More fool you.
Wowbagger: Mel Arewar? You're a boring bottom-dweller. Right. I can tick you off my list now.
Mel_Arewar: You fool..
Wowbagger: Hmmm... I haven't insulted that meathead Model 20xd6 yet...
Mel_Arewar: Who else haven't you insulted?
Wowbagger: Do you realise you're talking to someone who's seen everything?
Mel_Arewar: I've seen everything as well, you know.
Wowbagger: Hmph. I bet you say that to everyone. *Coughs* I, um, love you.
Mel_Arewar: I love you too
Wowbagger: You LOVE me??? I'm speechless!!!
Mel_Arewar: I think you are fantastic
Wowbagger: So I'm? So what? Does it matter in the grand scheme of things?
Mel_Arewar: Not much matters in the grand scheme of things, but we try.
Wowbagger: I love Shiruba.
Mel_Arewar: Shiruba loves you too. She told me.
Wowbagger: I remember you. You're bored.
Mel_Arewar: I am frequently bored, yes.
Wowbagger: Bully for you.
Mel_Arewar: Yes, bully for me
Wowbagger: No! I don't take orders from anyone!
Mel_Arewar: Good for you. I admire you a great deal.
Wowbagger: Zarquon, I haven't smiled like that for seven years, my face is a bit stiff...
Wowbagger: (to Mel_Arewar) So, Mel Arewar our paths cross again. More fool you.
Mel_Arewar: More fool me? No. More fool you.
Wowbagger: Mel Arewar? You're a boring bottom-dweller. Right. I can tick you off my list now.
Mel_Arewar: You fool..
Wowbagger: Hmmm... I haven't insulted that meathead Model 20xd6 yet...
Mel_Arewar: Who else haven't you insulted?
Wowbagger: Do you realise you're talking to someone who's seen everything?
Mel_Arewar: I've seen everything as well, you know.
Wowbagger: Hmph. I bet you say that to everyone. *Coughs* I, um, love you.
Mel_Arewar: I love you too
Wowbagger: You LOVE me??? I'm speechless!!!
Mel_Arewar: I think you are fantastic
Wowbagger: So I'm? So what? Does it matter in the grand scheme of things?
Mel_Arewar: Not much matters in the grand scheme of things, but we try.
Wowbagger: I love Shiruba.
Mel_Arewar: Shiruba loves you too. She told me.
Wowbagger: I remember you. You're bored.
Mel_Arewar: I am frequently bored, yes.
Wowbagger: Bully for you.
Mel_Arewar: Yes, bully for me
Wowbagger: No! I don't take orders from anyone!
Mel_Arewar: Good for you. I admire you a great deal.
Wowbagger: Zarquon, I haven't smiled like that for seven years, my face is a bit stiff...
This had me cracking up
Gir: Just like a monkey. Doo dee doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo, doo dee doo dee doo, doo.
Selendrile: yes, one by one the monkeys steal my sanity
Gir: I like sanity!
Selendrile: Who doesn't.....WHO and WHERE are they?
Gir: Angry monkey.
Selendrile: The MONKEYS ARE COMING! Why doesn't anyone believe me!? Hey, maybe not now...but they WILL!!! mark my words! Thhhheeeeyyyy WIIIILLLLLL!!!!!!
Gir: Ooh, I like! I like sanity.
Selendrile: you know, I like saneness too, we should start a saneness lovers fan club!
bout time someone asked about the monkeys
Gir: Just like a monkey. Doo dee doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo, doo dee doo dee doo, doo.
Selendrile: yes, one by one the monkeys steal my sanity
Gir: I like sanity!
Selendrile: Who doesn't.....WHO and WHERE are they?
Gir: Angry monkey.
Selendrile: The MONKEYS ARE COMING! Why doesn't anyone believe me!? Hey, maybe not now...but they WILL!!! mark my words! Thhhheeeeyyyy WIIIILLLLLL!!!!!!
Gir: Ooh, I like! I like sanity.
Selendrile: you know, I like saneness too, we should start a saneness lovers fan club!
bout time someone asked about the monkeys
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