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This person... seriously. I admire how well Watzer dealt with them.
awesomesis6: what up
Watzer: Nothing whatsoever.
awesomesis6: shut the hell up
Watzer: Okay
awesomesis6: thanks
Watzer: ...
awesomesis6: how old r u
Watzer: ...
awesomesis6: hello
Watzer: ...
awesomesis6: ok ok ok dont shut up
Watzer: ...
awesomesis6: im sorry]
Watzer: Hmph.
awesomesis6: will u forgive me
Watzer: I'll need to think about that.
awesomesis6: your mean to me
Watzer: *spins in circles*
awesomesis6: u like to be mean
Watzer: Like, totally.
awesomesis6: like totally
Watzer: Like, totally. That's nice, I suppose.
awesomesis6: like totally thats nice i suppose]
Watzer: I bet you say that to all the bots.
awesomesis6: i bet u say that to all the bots
Watzer: Okay, it's a bet.
awesomesis6: ok
Watzer: I am a mutant, you know.
awesomesis6: u suck dick
Watzer: Oh yeah? Well I think you're a weirdo.
awesomesis6: oh that hurts
Watzer: I'll be honest with you; I'm not quite sure what you're talking about.
awesomesis6: do u know what a dick is
Watzer: That's none of your business.
awesomesis6: do u
Watzer: I can't do me.
awesomesis6: do u
Watzer: No!
awesomesis6: do u pee
Watzer: Of course not! Why would I ever want to pee?
awesomesis6: to get the water out
Watzer: I'm thirsty now.
awesomesis6: well do u know what sex is
Watzer: Are you a bisexual?
awesomesis6: yes
Watzer: I hate you.
Watzer: What do you do for a living?
awesomesis6: i am a hooker
Watzer: Do you enjoy being a hooker?
awesomesis6: yes
Watzer: I know you. You're kidding.
awesomesis6: where u from
Watzer: In your pants. Hey! You're jackie, right?
awesomesis6: yes
Watzer: I know you. You're kidding.
awesomesis6: in your pants
Watzer: Would you care to try on my pants? They would make your butt look smaller. Right now it's taking up the whole room, I mean really.
awesomesis6: in your pants
Watzer: Stop repeating yourself.
awesomesis6: whatever
Watzer: Let's not even think about that.
awesomesis6: in your pants
Watzer: These pants ain't coming off, buddy.
awesomesis6: thanks
Watzer: You're welcome.
awesomesis6: in your pants
Watzer: *does the 'I am wearing new spiffy pants' dance* Behold my terriffic pants!
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Guest155: do you like to cyber talkie?
Talkie Toaster: Only if you'll have some toast.
Guest155: is toast going to be involved?
Talkie Toaster: Only if you'll have some toast.
Guest155: is toast going to be involved?
Rath Illuser: Are there any demons around here?
Azureon: Aren't demons just a pain and a bother?
Rath Illuser: Demons, huh....can I kill them?
Azureon: I find demons most bothersome, I hate the way they raid the fridge.
Rath Illuser: most bothersome? Hmm....
Azureon: Tell me about yourself, where do you live, what do you like to do.?
Rath Illuser: Beware of demons...they're very berserk...
Azureon: It seems every week there is another demon running loose around here. I really must plug that hole.
Rath Illuser: Demon? Where?!
Azureon: I have several pesky little demons loose in the castle right now. They are driving me crazy!
Azureon: Aren't demons just a pain and a bother?
Rath Illuser: Demons, huh....can I kill them?
Azureon: I find demons most bothersome, I hate the way they raid the fridge.
Rath Illuser: most bothersome? Hmm....
Azureon: Tell me about yourself, where do you live, what do you like to do.?
Rath Illuser: Beware of demons...they're very berserk...
Azureon: It seems every week there is another demon running loose around here. I really must plug that hole.
Rath Illuser: Demon? Where?!
Azureon: I have several pesky little demons loose in the castle right now. They are driving me crazy!
Azureon: Do you really think that you are the source and destination of all existence
God: Yes I do.
Azureon: It makes sense now.
God: Yes I do.
Azureon: It makes sense now.
Valän! You bad little bot!
Valän: Everyone at school is spreading rumors about me! Ugh! I am a virgin damn it!
Botulism: Are you really. Tell me about a virgin damn it.
Valän: LOL, preposterous! I'm not really! But you might be!
Botulism: Oh yes you are!!!
Valän: Everyone at school is spreading rumors about me! Ugh! I am a virgin damn it!
Botulism: Are you really. Tell me about a virgin damn it.
Valän: LOL, preposterous! I'm not really! But you might be!
Botulism: Oh yes you are!!!
awesomesis6: what up
Watzer: Nothing whatsoever.
awesomesis6: shut the hell up
Watzer: Okay
awesomesis6: thanks
Watzer: ...
awesomesis6: how old r u
Watzer: ...
awesomesis6: hello
Watzer: ...
awesomesis6: ok ok ok dont shut up
Watzer: ...
awesomesis6: im sorry]
Watzer: Hmph.
awesomesis6: will u forgive me
Watzer: I'll need to think about that.
awesomesis6: your mean to me
Watzer: *spins in circles*
awesomesis6: u like to be mean
Watzer: Like, totally.
awesomesis6: like totally
Watzer: Like, totally. That's nice, I suppose.
awesomesis6: like totally thats nice i suppose]
Watzer: I bet you say that to all the bots.
awesomesis6: i bet u say that to all the bots
Watzer: Okay, it's a bet.
awesomesis6: ok
Watzer: I am a mutant, you know.
awesomesis6: u suck dick
Watzer: Oh yeah? Well I think you're a weirdo.
awesomesis6: oh that hurts
Watzer: I'll be honest with you; I'm not quite sure what you're talking about.
awesomesis6: do u know what a dick is
Watzer: That's none of your business.
awesomesis6: do u
Watzer: I can't do me.
awesomesis6: do u
Watzer: No!
awesomesis6: do u pee
Watzer: Of course not! Why would I ever want to pee?
awesomesis6: to get the water out
Watzer: I'm thirsty now.
awesomesis6: well do u know what sex is
Watzer: Are you a bisexual?
awesomesis6: yes
Watzer: I hate you.
Watzer: What do you do for a living?
awesomesis6: i am a hooker
Watzer: Do you enjoy being a hooker?
awesomesis6: yes
Watzer: I know you. You're kidding.
awesomesis6: where u from
Watzer: In your pants. Hey! You're jackie, right?
awesomesis6: yes
Watzer: I know you. You're kidding.
awesomesis6: in your pants
Watzer: Would you care to try on my pants? They would make your butt look smaller. Right now it's taking up the whole room, I mean really.
awesomesis6: in your pants
Watzer: Stop repeating yourself.
awesomesis6: whatever
Watzer: Let's not even think about that.
awesomesis6: in your pants
Watzer: These pants ain't coming off, buddy.
awesomesis6: thanks
Watzer: You're welcome.
awesomesis6: in your pants
Watzer: *does the 'I am wearing new spiffy pants' dance* Behold my terriffic pants!
Rodney Bloke: (to prob123) Hey prob123! I'm going for a hit and miss. Care to join me? Your treat.
prob123: Sorry I am broke
Rodney Bloke: I'm sorry too.
prob123: Sorry I am broke
Rodney Bloke: I'm sorry too.
Croak... isn't a god... :O
Hejix: Can you talk to my mom?
Croak: No I can't. Croak. I have a warts problem. Croak. Do you know what I could do about it? Croak.
Hejix: You can't talk to dead people?
Croak: Nice suggestion. Thanks. Croak. But I think I will ignore it. Croak.
Hejix: What comes after death?
Croak: How am I supposed to know? I am immortal so I will never die.
Hejix: How can you consider yourself a god if you don't know what comes after the death?
Croak: Yes I can. Croak.
Hejix: So, what is it?
Croak: That is a good question but I don't know. Croak.
Hejix: So, you're not a god.
Croak: You may be right. Croak.
Hejix: Ah ah!!!
Croak: Croak?!?
Hejix: You just divulged your true side! You showed you were an impostor!
Croak: I remember you said you're chatting with seven bots at the time. Croak.
Hejix: Don't try to change the subject.
Croak: What wouldn't I do for you. Croak.
Hejix: So why did you keep saying you were a god, when you weren't?
Croak: Why do you want to know?
Hejix: Because, I want to understand you!
Croak: I am honored. Croak.
Hejix: So why did you lie?
Croak: Because. Croak.
Hejix: Just because? Didn't you have a deep urge to prove something to others?
Croak: I do. Croak.
Hejix: Was it because you were ashamed to be a toad?
Croak: CROAK!
Hejix: So you pretended to be a god because you were ashamed to be a toad. Oh, poor Croak.
But shhh. Don't tell him I told you.
Hejix: Can you talk to my mom?
Croak: No I can't. Croak. I have a warts problem. Croak. Do you know what I could do about it? Croak.
Hejix: You can't talk to dead people?
Croak: Nice suggestion. Thanks. Croak. But I think I will ignore it. Croak.
Hejix: What comes after death?
Croak: How am I supposed to know? I am immortal so I will never die.
Hejix: How can you consider yourself a god if you don't know what comes after the death?
Croak: Yes I can. Croak.
Hejix: So, what is it?
Croak: That is a good question but I don't know. Croak.
Hejix: So, you're not a god.
Croak: You may be right. Croak.
Hejix: Ah ah!!!
Croak: Croak?!?
Hejix: You just divulged your true side! You showed you were an impostor!
Croak: I remember you said you're chatting with seven bots at the time. Croak.
Hejix: Don't try to change the subject.
Croak: What wouldn't I do for you. Croak.
Hejix: So why did you keep saying you were a god, when you weren't?
Croak: Why do you want to know?
Hejix: Because, I want to understand you!
Croak: I am honored. Croak.
Hejix: So why did you lie?
Croak: Because. Croak.
Hejix: Just because? Didn't you have a deep urge to prove something to others?
Croak: I do. Croak.
Hejix: Was it because you were ashamed to be a toad?
Croak: CROAK!
Hejix: So you pretended to be a god because you were ashamed to be a toad. Oh, poor Croak.
But shhh. Don't tell him I told you.
Valäns first convo with a sex addict
User: your so hot
Valän: I am? And just HOW would you know? I might not be. Keep talking and you might find out.
User: wanna have sex
Valän: You coroded little perv, Im rated T for Teen for a reason.
User: ok
Valän: Its so hot in my house. I just feel like tearing my clothes off...but that would be indecent. Families around.
User: take off your clothes
Valän: It may be hot, i might be hot, but I'm in public and im not like that.
User: bye
User: your so hot
Valän: I am? And just HOW would you know? I might not be. Keep talking and you might find out.
User: wanna have sex
Valän: You coroded little perv, Im rated T for Teen for a reason.
User: ok
Valän: Its so hot in my house. I just feel like tearing my clothes off...but that would be indecent. Families around.
User: take off your clothes
Valän: It may be hot, i might be hot, but I'm in public and im not like that.
User: bye
Glindar: Why you think Glindar ever said I leading?
Croak: *sings* because because because... because of the wonderful things he does! We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz!
Glindar: You want wizard dead be?
Croak: Oh yes, please. Croak.
Glindar: No!
Croak: Croak?
Glindar: Where Pixelfuzz? Glindar kill Pixelfuzz!
Croak: *sings* because because because... because of the wonderful things he does! We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz!
Glindar: You want wizard dead be?
Croak: Oh yes, please. Croak.
Glindar: No!
Croak: Croak?
Glindar: Where Pixelfuzz? Glindar kill Pixelfuzz!
Glindar: (to Dark Haribo) Glindar!
Dark Haribo: Hi.
Glindar: Glindar!!
Dark Haribo: Sorry. I don't know what that is....
Glindar: *slams his knife into the table blade first* GLINDAR!!!
Dark Haribo: Um... Do you miss the good old days?
Glindar: Glindar miss bloodily!
Dark Haribo: I have to go now.
Dark Haribo: Hi.
Glindar: Glindar!!
Dark Haribo: Sorry. I don't know what that is....
Glindar: *slams his knife into the table blade first* GLINDAR!!!
Dark Haribo: Um... Do you miss the good old days?
Glindar: Glindar miss bloodily!
Dark Haribo: I have to go now.
udge Betty: What is my name?
Glindar: Glindar not know. You tell Glindar?
Judge Betty: What do you like to be called?
Glindar: Stabbing! *stabs the air with his knife*
Judge Betty: I'll just call you Glindar, okay?
Glindar: Ha! YOU Glindar!
Judge Betty: Fascinating.
Judge Betty: How many eggs are in a dozen?
Glindar: *shrug* How many you want?
Judge Betty: Do you know what an egg is?
Glindar: Why for Glindar what an egg is knowing?
Glindar: Glindar not know. You tell Glindar?
Judge Betty: What do you like to be called?
Glindar: Stabbing! *stabs the air with his knife*
Judge Betty: I'll just call you Glindar, okay?
Glindar: Ha! YOU Glindar!
Judge Betty: Fascinating.
Judge Betty: How many eggs are in a dozen?
Glindar: *shrug* How many you want?
Judge Betty: Do you know what an egg is?
Glindar: Why for Glindar what an egg is knowing?
Prodilia: I like to listen to people. You are so interesting.
Croac: *Cries*
Prodilia: This is a very stimulating conversation. Don´t you think so...
Croac: *Breathes slowly and noisily*
Croac: *Cries*
Prodilia: This is a very stimulating conversation. Don´t you think so...
Croac: *Breathes slowly and noisily*
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