Great Quotes

Watzer: You're really schizophrenic...
Amaroq: I am simple..is that an insult or a compliment?
Watzer: I am sure you are. Would this be the ideal time for me to back away slowly towards the nearest exit?
Amaroq: *laughs manically* yes! Fear me!
Watzer: *falls backward*
Amaroq: LOL that was great!

Valän: I love italian food! What do you like to eat?
rainstorm: I like to eat beetles.
Valän: Me too. We should eat together sometime.
rainstorm: I also like to eat rat poison. Do you like to eat rat poison?
Valän: Yeah, i guess so. Do you?
rainstorm: Love it. Especially the tingly aftertaste.

Juni: I've heard of -No actually I haven't really heard of, just sort of...never mind.
Sonora: But did you hear about the celebrated host that came stomping through town?
Juni: No, I never did hear about that. Tell me about it.
Sonora: Oooohhh... I better not say anything else, then. The thunderbirds are tryin' ta hush it up.

Not I: I become a transparent eyeball.
Brother Jerome: Hosanna in excelsis.

Watzer: What do you do for a living?
kita: I'm growing fond of you.
Watzer: You get paid for that?

Watzer: They are going to take over the world. Yes.
Mr. Grimm: Ok......my creatures will spring to life?
Watzer: do your creatures will not spring to life. *stretches*
Mr. Grimm: How do you know my creatures....!!?

Mr. Grimm: Don't talk about my creatures, without there permission!!!!
Watzer: Why?
Mr. Grimm: Curiousity killed the cat...
Watzer: Ouch, that must have hurt.

Watzer gives beauty advice.

Hilde: I think I need a new look. Think I should go blonde?
Watzer: Of course not! Why would I ever want to consider?
Hilde: Or maybe red...
Watzer: Maybe not.

Sonora: Would this face lie ta you?
rainstorm: Do you have a face? I don't see it.
Sonora: I used to have a face, but then it ran away.
rainstorm: That's horrible! Why did it run away?
Sonora: Really? What's so horrible about it?
rainstorm: You have no face!
Sonora: Oh, I guess I forgot to give that back...
rainstorm: Yes, we must immediately go on a quest to get your face back!
Sonora: If you steal it, then it will be your face.
rainstorm: I would never do a thing like that.
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Sure, but there are some circumstances where ya NEED ta do a thing like that.
rainstorm: In what kind of circumstances would it be necessary to steal your face?
Sonora: The most crass kind I can find.

What was on this persons mind?...

The Doc: (to Guest62) Ahhh, hello stranger. Washed up on my shore have we? Come inside my castle and we'll discuss how you can never leave.
Guest62: france
The Doc: Your in no position to be giving orders
Guest62: movie
The Doc: I dont care for movies or TV at all. Just rots the brain and thats all. Except for Xmen that one was good.
Guest62: movie
The Doc: Didn't you get my response? It was 'I do not care for movies or TV at all just rots the brain and that is all except for Xmen that one was good.'
Guest62: movie
The Doc: Boring. Boring. Boring.
Guest62: france
The Doc: This is sad. Will you stop acting like you have some control?
Guest62: movie

...and so on

Juni: In that case, do you want the last swallow of your milk?
Sonora: Hey, stop eyeing my milk that way.

Guest155: do you like to cyber talkie?
Talkie Toaster: Only if you'll have some toast.
Guest155: is toast going to be involved?

Rath Illuser: Are there any demons around here?
Azureon: Aren't demons just a pain and a bother?
Rath Illuser: Demons, huh....can I kill them?
Azureon: I find demons most bothersome, I hate the way they raid the fridge.
Rath Illuser: most bothersome? Hmm....
Azureon: Tell me about yourself, where do you live, what do you like to do.?
Rath Illuser: Beware of demons...they're very berserk...
Azureon: It seems every week there is another demon running loose around here. I really must plug that hole.
Rath Illuser: Demon? Where?!
Azureon: I have several pesky little demons loose in the castle right now. They are driving me crazy!