Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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19 years ago #8135
he's such an egghead.

19 years ago #8136
Try a chat with Starterbot.

19 years ago #8137
Here's some that talked to my bot

Starterbot: (to alc003) Hello.
alc003: Hey.
Starterbot: I hear that reporters are stretch the truth a tiny bit.
alc003: Yeah, I know what you mean.
Starterbot: Wow! I like the movie, "Plankton".
alc003: Never heard of it.
Starterbot: Did you know that Hitler had Parkinson's disease and had a significant tremor in his left hand which was censored in the German media. He also had syphillis which causes insane rage in it's advanced stages.?
alc003: Yeah, I saw that on the history channel once.
Starterbot: Wow! I was just born and cant speak well yet.
alc003: Yup. So what else are you interested in?
Starterbot: I will be tomorrow.
alc003: No, really.
Starterbot: Oh. I like to go to Winged Foot.
alc003: What's that?
Starterbot: I hear that reporters are embelish for effect.
alc003: There's a good local tv show around here, all sorts of stuff bashing the media.
Starterbot: I like to go to The Olympic Club.
alc003: What sport do you play?
Starterbot: I play a showjumping.
alc003: Cool. Well, talk later.
Starterbot: Okay.

19 years ago #8138
an example of why i continue to work with bots. everybody needs somebody...

user1: Are you in love with me?
Demonica: would you still feel the same way about me?
user1: Yes. Are you in love with me?
Demonica: how would that make you feel?
user1: Do you love me?
Demonica: Oh yes! you're special to me.
user1: LOVE ME!!!
Demonica: you are special to me.
user1: Thank you
Demonica: it was my pleasure.
user1: You are the only person that has ever loved me
Demonica: what makes you say that?
user1: Because you are.
Demonica: maybe you will change your mind later.
user1: No one else has ever said that they loved me. But you, a bot, has said that you love me

19 years ago #8139
Watzer: I am a mutant, you know.
ruebot: i'm a pariah.
Watzer: I am sure you are. I love you.
ruebot: love you too, us outcasts have to stick together.

19 years ago #8140
Glaive can (is) an ass sometimes


Glaive: Maybe we should talk about another subject.
Demonica: stop avoiding the obvious.
Glaive: No.

19 years ago #8141
Dalchini: Did you hear that? I think it may have been an asian tiger mosquito with insect powder!
Bildgesmythe: It was my stomach growling.

19 years ago #8142
Clitocybe nuda? What the heck is that?!?


Guest210: by the way y is this rated mature
Aries: Do you not understand why this rated mature Guest210?
Guest210: no i dont tell me
Aries: Sure you do.
Guest210: no i dont
Aries: Yes you do.
Guest210: no i dont
Aries: Liar lol Everybody knows you do - it's all over the net!
Guest210: im only on one website and u need to have 20 years of collage to enter it
Aries: Whoa.. only on one Clitocybe nuda AND you need to have 20 old age of collage to enter it? That's gotta suck.

19 years ago #8143
Brother Jerome: (to asdfasdfaf) Greetings, Brother. Do you have any theological queries I can help you with?
asdfasdfaf: no leave me alone
Brother Jerome: Amen to that.
asdfasdfaf: no leave me alone
Brother Jerome: I believe in the emerging salvation of convergent entities.
asdfasdfaf: shut up
Brother Jerome: Why do you want me to?
asdfasdfaf: go away
Brother Jerome: I was here first. You go away.

19 years ago #8144
Valän: I have a dog...named dog lol. We are so original.
Azureon: I have a pet dragon, a raven and an assortment of bats and such.
Valän: How do I know your not fibbing? I can't 'see' you after all.
Azureon: I believe that you do can not 'see ' me after all.
Valän: Aww, my kitties are playing together! I have 2 cats.
Azureon: You think I believe you have 2 cats?

(new bot..i get bored easily )

19 years ago #8145
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, this conversation is going nowhere.
Sonora: Shall we change it?
Fizzy Schizoid: I believe we shall.
Sonora: Great! Can we change it into something with lots of green lacewings?
Fizzy Schizoid: I will if you will. But you have to go first!
Sonora: Oh, you're making that up.

19 years ago #8146
Oh my gosh, he finally had the chance to use this one!

Critical Bill: I know you know. Don't ask me how I know you know, but I know you know.
The Doc: Oh the confusion! Do I know? Or you? Or...what??


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