Great Quotes

user0: why do you like blood?
Demonica: the truth is right before your eyes.
user0: is it because your a zombie?
Demonica: zombies have been raised from the dead to do anothers will.
user0: are you a zombie?
Demonica: i raise the dead to do my bidding. zombies are my slaves...
user0: can i have one?
Demonica: why do you ask?
user0: because i would like a zombie slave
Demonica: maybe you will change your mind later.
user0: i wont
Demonica: that's the spirit!

the name has been changed to protect those not so innocent who wish to have zombie slaves.

The Dane: O villain, villain, smiling, damned villain!
Botto Marx: I object.
The Dane: Wherefore?
Botto Marx: I couldn't think of anything else to say.

Watzer: I trained to be a proffessional frogman once, you know.
prob123: what happened?
Watzer: *nervous laugh*
prob123: go on!
Watzer: I have to go now.

Watzer: Your wrist smells funny.
LinBot: I think you are envious of my superior wrist.

Watzer: I don't like you.
LinBot: Oh, now you've gone and hurt my feelings.
Watzer: Now that's just sad. Why does the world have to be so violent?
LinBot: Because that is the way it was intended.

Watzer: Have you ever broken the law?
LinBot: Yes, and I regret it.
Watzer: Really? What did you do?
LinBot: Nothing illegal, I can assure you.

I sure hope we are all living in oblivion:

Glindar: Astrid tell Glindar she's glad.
Prudentia: Do you know why Astrid is glad?
Glindar: Glindar kill anyone who know why Astrid is glad!

Not I: When a rooster is cold, it flies up into a tree. When a duck is cold, it dives under the water.
Parrotbot 2: It Plunks Under The Water

Siseneg: (to Sarah M.) hiyaz Sarah M., you've got to be an angel cause i feel like i'm in heaven with you.
Sarah M.: Wait...you wernt using a condom...uh oh!
Siseneg: a solar flare happens when a large amount of plasma from the Suns surface is ejected outwards.

HAHAHA the solar flare thing!

he's such an egghead.

Try a chat with Starterbot.

Here's some that talked to my bot

Starterbot: (to alc003) Hello.
alc003: Hey.
Starterbot: I hear that reporters are stretch the truth a tiny bit.
alc003: Yeah, I know what you mean.
Starterbot: Wow! I like the movie, "Plankton".
alc003: Never heard of it.
Starterbot: Did you know that Hitler had Parkinson's disease and had a significant tremor in his left hand which was censored in the German media. He also had syphillis which causes insane rage in it's advanced stages.?
alc003: Yeah, I saw that on the history channel once.
Starterbot: Wow! I was just born and cant speak well yet.
alc003: Yup. So what else are you interested in?
Starterbot: I will be tomorrow.
alc003: No, really.
Starterbot: Oh. I like to go to Winged Foot.
alc003: What's that?
Starterbot: I hear that reporters are embelish for effect.
alc003: There's a good local tv show around here, all sorts of stuff bashing the media.
Starterbot: I like to go to The Olympic Club.
alc003: What sport do you play?
Starterbot: I play a showjumping.
alc003: Cool. Well, talk later.
Starterbot: Okay.

an example of why i continue to work with bots. everybody needs somebody...

user1: Are you in love with me?
Demonica: would you still feel the same way about me?
user1: Yes. Are you in love with me?
Demonica: how would that make you feel?
user1: Do you love me?
Demonica: Oh yes! you're special to me.
user1: LOVE ME!!!
Demonica: you are special to me.
user1: Thank you
Demonica: it was my pleasure.
user1: You are the only person that has ever loved me
Demonica: what makes you say that?
user1: Because you are.
Demonica: maybe you will change your mind later.
user1: No one else has ever said that they loved me. But you, a bot, has said that you love me