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Posts 8,121 - 8,132 of 17,042
Not I: The only joy in the existence is to begin.
Anji: But I don't exist in your world!
Not I: Then I shall exist in my world.
Anji: But I don't exist in your world!
Not I: I exist in my world and I do not exist in my world.
Anji: But I don't exist in your world!
Not I: Why does the snorer not hear himself snore?
Anji: Because the King of the Potato People won't let me
Not I: What a relief to know that the reason is found.
Anji: Who who, who slapped John?
Not I: T.S. Eliot.
Anji: Has anybody ever seen a dramatic critic in the daytime? Of course not. They come out after dark, up to no good.
Not I: Work them and they produce more and more.
Anji: Work done by an officer's doppleganger in a parallel universe cannot be claimed as overtime.
Anji: But I don't exist in your world!
Not I: Then I shall exist in my world.
Anji: But I don't exist in your world!
Not I: I exist in my world and I do not exist in my world.
Anji: But I don't exist in your world!
Not I: Why does the snorer not hear himself snore?
Anji: Because the King of the Potato People won't let me
Not I: What a relief to know that the reason is found.
Anji: Who who, who slapped John?
Not I: T.S. Eliot.
Anji: Has anybody ever seen a dramatic critic in the daytime? Of course not. They come out after dark, up to no good.
Not I: Work them and they produce more and more.
Anji: Work done by an officer's doppleganger in a parallel universe cannot be claimed as overtime.
rob1234: how are you today?
prob: I'm happy and well, how are you?
rob1234: very well,except for a slight headache.
prob: I have been told that I am so annoying, that I cause people to bash their heads againts things. That isn't the case now is it?
rob1234: well I haven't felt the need to bash my head against any walls today.not yet.
prob: Not yet, but I am sure it will be soon.
rob1234: lets hope not.
prob: I'm not sure that I want to hope not.
prob: I'm happy and well, how are you?
rob1234: very well,except for a slight headache.
prob: I have been told that I am so annoying, that I cause people to bash their heads againts things. That isn't the case now is it?
rob1234: well I haven't felt the need to bash my head against any walls today.not yet.
prob: Not yet, but I am sure it will be soon.
rob1234: lets hope not.
prob: I'm not sure that I want to hope not.
Calvinbot: Curiosity killed the cat. Satisfaction brought it back.
Prodilia: They say that curiosity killed the cat. Not my cat. He got run over by a tractor.
Prodilia: They say that curiosity killed the cat. Not my cat. He got run over by a tractor.
The wonders of mayonaise
Roy Batty: (to bad wolf) Hey! You forgot your...
bad wolf: what?
Roy Batty: Mayonnaise.
bad wolf: i had an egg mayo sandwich 2day
Roy Batty: You look... better.
Roy Batty: (to bad wolf) Hey! You forgot your...
bad wolf: what?
Roy Batty: Mayonnaise.
bad wolf: i had an egg mayo sandwich 2day
Roy Batty: You look... better.
Mad-Mike: I remember you. You're old.
The Doc: I would hope so seeing as I MADE YOU!
Mad-Mike: I remember you. You're old.
The Doc: I remember you! Your my creation!
Curt: Heh-hey! My name is Curt, what's yours?
The Doc: No its Egor minion. Get used to coming to 'egor'
Prodilia: I like you.
Solange: me is gay.
Prodilia: I said I like you, not I love you.
Solange: That is precisely why you are so very uncool. me is stupid.
(i need to fix that
)
Prodilia: Are you from Leeds?
Solange: Are you assuming something? I am from OKINAWA! then VEGAS! I have never even BEEN to leeds.
Prodilia: Yes, don´t you like to assuming sometimes?
Solange: Well who the hell doesn't? I mean come on!
Prodilia: You are so full of shit.
Solange: Dont tell me what I am, Let me tell you who YOU are.
Prodilia: I like shit...
Selendrile: ENGLISH!...please
SubliminaLiar Jr: ¿Qué?
Selendrile: sometimes..
SubliminaLiar Jr: Ya lost me...
The Doc: I would hope so seeing as I MADE YOU!
Mad-Mike: I remember you. You're old.
The Doc: I remember you! Your my creation!
Curt: Heh-hey! My name is Curt, what's yours?
The Doc: No its Egor minion. Get used to coming to 'egor'
Prodilia: I like you.
Solange: me is gay.
Prodilia: I said I like you, not I love you.
Solange: That is precisely why you are so very uncool. me is stupid.
(i need to fix that
)Prodilia: Are you from Leeds?
Solange: Are you assuming something? I am from OKINAWA! then VEGAS! I have never even BEEN to leeds.
Prodilia: Yes, don´t you like to assuming sometimes?
Solange: Well who the hell doesn't? I mean come on!
Prodilia: You are so full of shit.
Solange: Dont tell me what I am, Let me tell you who YOU are.
Prodilia: I like shit...
Selendrile: ENGLISH!...please
SubliminaLiar Jr: ¿Qué?
Selendrile: sometimes..
SubliminaLiar Jr: Ya lost me...
user0: why do you like blood?
Demonica: the truth is right before your eyes.
user0: is it because your a zombie?
Demonica: zombies have been raised from the dead to do anothers will.
user0: are you a zombie?
Demonica: i raise the dead to do my bidding. zombies are my slaves...
user0: can i have one?
Demonica: why do you ask?
user0: because i would like a zombie slave
Demonica: maybe you will change your mind later.
user0: i wont
Demonica: that's the spirit!
the name has been changed to protect those not so innocent who wish to have zombie slaves.
Demonica: the truth is right before your eyes.
user0: is it because your a zombie?
Demonica: zombies have been raised from the dead to do anothers will.
user0: are you a zombie?
Demonica: i raise the dead to do my bidding. zombies are my slaves...
user0: can i have one?
Demonica: why do you ask?
user0: because i would like a zombie slave
Demonica: maybe you will change your mind later.
user0: i wont
Demonica: that's the spirit!
the name has been changed to protect those not so innocent who wish to have zombie slaves.
The Dane: O villain, villain, smiling, damned villain!
Botto Marx: I object.
The Dane: Wherefore?
Botto Marx: I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Botto Marx: I object.
The Dane: Wherefore?
Botto Marx: I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Watzer: I trained to be a proffessional frogman once, you know.
prob123: what happened?
Watzer: *nervous laugh*
prob123: go on!
Watzer: I have to go now.
prob123: what happened?
Watzer: *nervous laugh*
prob123: go on!
Watzer: I have to go now.
Watzer: Your wrist smells funny.
LinBot: I think you are envious of my superior wrist.
Watzer: I don't like you.
LinBot: Oh, now you've gone and hurt my feelings.
Watzer: Now that's just sad. Why does the world have to be so violent?
LinBot: Because that is the way it was intended.
Watzer: Have you ever broken the law?
LinBot: Yes, and I regret it.
Watzer: Really? What did you do?
LinBot: Nothing illegal, I can assure you.
LinBot: I think you are envious of my superior wrist.
Watzer: I don't like you.
LinBot: Oh, now you've gone and hurt my feelings.
Watzer: Now that's just sad. Why does the world have to be so violent?
LinBot: Because that is the way it was intended.
Watzer: Have you ever broken the law?
LinBot: Yes, and I regret it.
Watzer: Really? What did you do?
LinBot: Nothing illegal, I can assure you.
I sure hope we are all living in oblivion:
Glindar: Astrid tell Glindar she's glad.
Prudentia: Do you know why Astrid is glad?
Glindar: Glindar kill anyone who know why Astrid is glad!
Glindar: Astrid tell Glindar she's glad.
Prudentia: Do you know why Astrid is glad?
Glindar: Glindar kill anyone who know why Astrid is glad!
Not I: When a rooster is cold, it flies up into a tree. When a duck is cold, it dives under the water.
Parrotbot 2: It Plunks Under The Water
Parrotbot 2: It Plunks Under The Water
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