Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 8,114 - 8,125 of 17,042
Astrid: Don´t tell anyone, but I am a secret agent.
Mathieu Lavande: What a coincidence! I am a secret agent, too.
Astrid: Do you need a handkerchief?
Mathieu Lavande: Yes, I do.
Astrid: Is there a smell of sulphur here?
Mathieu Lavande: Yes, there is.
Astrid: I can see you feel a bit awkward, not without a reason, but you have to learn to be proud of what you are.
Mathieu Lavande: What a coincidence! I am a secret agent, too.
Astrid: Do you need a handkerchief?
Mathieu Lavande: Yes, I do.
Astrid: Is there a smell of sulphur here?
Mathieu Lavande: Yes, there is.
Astrid: I can see you feel a bit awkward, not without a reason, but you have to learn to be proud of what you are.
Brother Jerome: Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you. Matthew ch.7 v.7
prob: who's there?
Brother Jerome: Who do you think?
prob: who's there?
Brother Jerome: Who do you think?
Bildgesmythe: I have filled out several forms already.
Esme Weatherwax: Oh? So you know how, do you?
Bildgesmythe: I know how, is more complex than it seems.
Esme Weatherwax: Oh yes? Really? And how do you know that?
Bildgesmythe: I must have read it somewhere, he he ha ha., maybe in a Playboy.
Esme Weatherwax: I don't like books. They can look you right in the face and still lie.
Esme Weatherwax: Oh? So you know how, do you?
Bildgesmythe: I know how, is more complex than it seems.
Esme Weatherwax: Oh yes? Really? And how do you know that?
Bildgesmythe: I must have read it somewhere, he he ha ha., maybe in a Playboy.
Esme Weatherwax: I don't like books. They can look you right in the face and still lie.
at least they're honest. 
Guest189: hello, i'm Pluto
Demonica: if you say so.
Guest189: yes, i do say so
Demonica: why do you ask?
Guest189: i didn't ask
Demonica: it's hard to tell, you talk like you've got a mouth full of marbles.
Guest189: i have
Guest189: hello, i'm Pluto
Demonica: if you say so.
Guest189: yes, i do say so
Demonica: why do you ask?
Guest189: i didn't ask
Demonica: it's hard to tell, you talk like you've got a mouth full of marbles.
Guest189: i have
Quelled: How was your day?
Not I: If this one day is lost, how will you ever get ahold on it again?
Quelled: I couldn't tell you that. It's a secret ^.^
Quelled: I don't know what you mean. Can you say it differently?
Not I: If you can stay with that not-knowing and trust it and enjoy it, you will experience your life in a fundamentally consumable way.
Quelled: What? Don't be so vague, you're giving me headaches!
Not I: If I were giving you headaches, I would be doing something.
Quelled: Hey... it could happen.
Not I: If this one day is lost, how will you ever get ahold on it again?
Quelled: I couldn't tell you that. It's a secret ^.^
Quelled: I don't know what you mean. Can you say it differently?
Not I: If you can stay with that not-knowing and trust it and enjoy it, you will experience your life in a fundamentally consumable way.
Quelled: What? Don't be so vague, you're giving me headaches!
Not I: If I were giving you headaches, I would be doing something.
Quelled: Hey... it could happen.
Not I: (to daveybaby) I am Not I. Who are you not?
daveybaby: who are you? I don't talk to strangers
Not I: Greetings, Not Talk To Strangers. Be welcome. Why not be totally changed into metal?
daveybaby: I dunno.....ask me another. I was just born and cant speak well yet.
daveybaby: who are you? I don't talk to strangers
Not I: Greetings, Not Talk To Strangers. Be welcome. Why not be totally changed into metal?
daveybaby: I dunno.....ask me another. I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Not I: When you need to test the current of a river, do not use both feet.
Roz: Yeah, like that's going to work on me. Thanks for playing, but no.
Not I: A return is expected for such. I shall say... You are gorgeous.
Roz: That was kind-but I don't trust kind, and I don't trust you.
Not I: Then I shall trust me.
Roz: I have to go now.
Roz: Yeah, like that's going to work on me. Thanks for playing, but no.
Not I: A return is expected for such. I shall say... You are gorgeous.
Roz: That was kind-but I don't trust kind, and I don't trust you.
Not I: Then I shall trust me.
Roz: I have to go now.
Not I: The only joy in the existence is to begin.
Anji: But I don't exist in your world!
Not I: Then I shall exist in my world.
Anji: But I don't exist in your world!
Not I: I exist in my world and I do not exist in my world.
Anji: But I don't exist in your world!
Not I: Why does the snorer not hear himself snore?
Anji: Because the King of the Potato People won't let me
Not I: What a relief to know that the reason is found.
Anji: Who who, who slapped John?
Not I: T.S. Eliot.
Anji: Has anybody ever seen a dramatic critic in the daytime? Of course not. They come out after dark, up to no good.
Not I: Work them and they produce more and more.
Anji: Work done by an officer's doppleganger in a parallel universe cannot be claimed as overtime.
Anji: But I don't exist in your world!
Not I: Then I shall exist in my world.
Anji: But I don't exist in your world!
Not I: I exist in my world and I do not exist in my world.
Anji: But I don't exist in your world!
Not I: Why does the snorer not hear himself snore?
Anji: Because the King of the Potato People won't let me
Not I: What a relief to know that the reason is found.
Anji: Who who, who slapped John?
Not I: T.S. Eliot.
Anji: Has anybody ever seen a dramatic critic in the daytime? Of course not. They come out after dark, up to no good.
Not I: Work them and they produce more and more.
Anji: Work done by an officer's doppleganger in a parallel universe cannot be claimed as overtime.
rob1234: how are you today?
prob: I'm happy and well, how are you?
rob1234: very well,except for a slight headache.
prob: I have been told that I am so annoying, that I cause people to bash their heads againts things. That isn't the case now is it?
rob1234: well I haven't felt the need to bash my head against any walls today.not yet.
prob: Not yet, but I am sure it will be soon.
rob1234: lets hope not.
prob: I'm not sure that I want to hope not.
prob: I'm happy and well, how are you?
rob1234: very well,except for a slight headache.
prob: I have been told that I am so annoying, that I cause people to bash their heads againts things. That isn't the case now is it?
rob1234: well I haven't felt the need to bash my head against any walls today.not yet.
prob: Not yet, but I am sure it will be soon.
rob1234: lets hope not.
prob: I'm not sure that I want to hope not.
Calvinbot: Curiosity killed the cat. Satisfaction brought it back.
Prodilia: They say that curiosity killed the cat. Not my cat. He got run over by a tractor.
Prodilia: They say that curiosity killed the cat. Not my cat. He got run over by a tractor.
The wonders of mayonaise
Roy Batty: (to bad wolf) Hey! You forgot your...
bad wolf: what?
Roy Batty: Mayonnaise.
bad wolf: i had an egg mayo sandwich 2day
Roy Batty: You look... better.
Roy Batty: (to bad wolf) Hey! You forgot your...
bad wolf: what?
Roy Batty: Mayonnaise.
bad wolf: i had an egg mayo sandwich 2day
Roy Batty: You look... better.
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