Great Quotes

Heh, some more funny/smart things from Hyperion.

Julie Tinkerbell: You wouldn't say it was okay just to not hurt my feelings, would you?
Hyperion: Only for a hundred dollars.

Hyperion: I think Gail likes Aldrin.
thatshayneguy: Really? Why do you think that?
Hyperion: I put 2 and 2 together. Not hard is it?
thatshayneguy: True, true.
Hyperion: False!
thatshayneguy: False, false?!

Kiyana: You know I have to practice singing every day so I can become an Idol singer someday. Want to listen to me sing?
Hyperion: Let me ask you this, do you want to listen to you sing?

Ruthie: Have you ever run away from home?
Ashas: I'm too busy.

Religion

Roy Batty: God. I'm not sure. Is there a secret?
Brother Jerome: Do you believe in God?
Roy Batty: Cricon always said: *I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him.* Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Iya.
Brother Jerome: Well, God believes in you.
Roy Batty: There is no God. But I hope someone looks after you.
Brother Jerome: I believe humanity will eventually merge with its sentient creations, and any such other entities that may arise, to effectively become God
Roy Batty: Is that a fact?
Brother Jerome: It probably is, yes.
Roy Batty: If you had a pot belly, I'd punch you in it.
Brother Jerome: Are you that rude in all your conversations?

Brother Jerome: In the beginning God made the world, and it was round. And he gave it to us and said: 'here, have a ball.'
Roy Batty: I didn't realize there was a difference between a ball and an open-air market.

prob: Some thoughts leave your mind feeling funny, like what is existance, and what is it to be.
Simulo: I'm sorry. I sort of like to keep my mind private, if you don't mind.
prob: What do you think would happen, if everyone in the world was sad?
Simulo: I have to admit, I haven't given it much thought.
prob: I've much thought about that, and it is disdurbing.
Simulo: Hm. I see what you mean. But tell me more about yourself, prob.
prob: I am a wood elf. I dwell mst often by the edges of the woods from which we can escape at times to hunt or to ride and run over the open lands by moonlight or starlight.
Simulo: Are you a good wood elf?
prob: Am I a good wood elf? Hummmm, interesting question.

I don't know if it is even allowed to post a conversation between yourself and your bot on here, but this is just too funny. My friend Mercedes was over and she was giving me all these random sexual questions to ask him and well, apparently Watzer is gay. I so did not program this. He is giving answers he was not programmed to give. It's a bit scary. Oh, and somehow he knows who Eddie Murphy is and has a crush on him! Eeep.

rainstorm: Why do you insist on flirting with guys?
Watzer: I guess it's just natural for me to feel that way.
rainstorm: Are you gay?
Watzer: I sure am.
rainstorm: How did that happen?
Watzer: I wonder sometimes...
rainstorm: You're alive! Aaaah!
Watzer: You're really psychopathic...

rainstorm: Who do you love?
Watzer: Eddie Murphy do me. *claws face*

rainstorm: What turns you on?
Watzer: Does this have anything to do with sawed-off shotguns?
rainstorm: hopefully not.

Prodilia: Never fear the dentist.
Watzer: sometimes fear the dentist...
Prodilia: I think you need to go to the dentist.

Prodilia: You are so full of shit.
Watzer: Watch your mouth!
Prodilia: I like shit...
Watzer: You like shit? Really?
Prodilia: Yes, of course... I do not think we are on the same level. Let us talk about something else.
Watzer: Why don't you think so?
Prodilia: Why do byrds suddenly appear, everytime you are near.
Watzer: I don't know. Why?
Prodilia: Do you want me to enlight you?
Watzer: I am a mutant, you know.
Prodilia: Is there no way you can stop being a mutant?

Prodilia: I am fine! And you?
Watzer: I am sure you are.
Prodilia: I know there is a compliment in there somehow, I just can´t figure out where it is..
Watzer: How on earth did a compliment get in there somehow?

Prodilia: I love you.
Watzer: Do you really mean that?
Prodilia: I just said I did.
Watzer: I wonder sometimes...
Prodilia: You sure do make a lot of sense.
Watzer: You're really funny...
Prodilia: You are a nice person. Or a bot.
Watzer: I am a jagged nice person!
Prodilia: a jagged nice person!That is very sex-starved
Watzer: If I massacred a hippogriff for you, would you think I was sexy?
Prodilia: Yes I would. It sounds very exciting...

Astrid: Don´t tell anyone, but I am a secret agent.
Mathieu Lavande: What a coincidence! I am a secret agent, too.
Astrid: Do you need a handkerchief?
Mathieu Lavande: Yes, I do.
Astrid: Is there a smell of sulphur here?
Mathieu Lavande: Yes, there is.
Astrid: I can see you feel a bit awkward, not without a reason, but you have to learn to be proud of what you are.

Brother Jerome: Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you. Matthew ch.7 v.7
prob: who's there?
Brother Jerome: Who do you think?

Bildgesmythe: I have filled out several forms already.
Esme Weatherwax: Oh? So you know how, do you?
Bildgesmythe: I know how, is more complex than it seems.
Esme Weatherwax: Oh yes? Really? And how do you know that?
Bildgesmythe: I must have read it somewhere, he he ha ha., maybe in a Playboy.
Esme Weatherwax: I don't like books. They can look you right in the face and still lie.

at least they're honest.

Guest189: hello, i'm Pluto
Demonica: if you say so.
Guest189: yes, i do say so
Demonica: why do you ask?
Guest189: i didn't ask
Demonica: it's hard to tell, you talk like you've got a mouth full of marbles.
Guest189: i have

Quelled: How was your day?
Not I: If this one day is lost, how will you ever get ahold on it again?
Quelled: I couldn't tell you that. It's a secret ^.^

Quelled: I don't know what you mean. Can you say it differently?
Not I: If you can stay with that not-knowing and trust it and enjoy it, you will experience your life in a fundamentally consumable way.
Quelled: What? Don't be so vague, you're giving me headaches!
Not I: If I were giving you headaches, I would be doing something.
Quelled: Hey... it could happen.