Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 8,090 - 8,101 of 17,042
Guest156: Curt you suck
Curt: You remembered my name! I feel so special
Heh, I just realized that 20 was too high to rank a bot's name.
Now you should be able to inform my bot on just how much he sucks without this occurance.
Curt: You remembered my name! I feel so special
Heh, I just realized that 20 was too high to rank a bot's name.
Now you should be able to inform my bot on just how much he sucks without this occurance. 
Roy Batty: Scan. How old are you?
Not I: Why should anyone do such a thing?
Roy Batty: Because of the metric system?
Not I: Thus did all the brokers teach.
Roy Batty: Some of you may have figured out that we're not home. My birthday is April 10, 2015. How long do I live?
Not I: How long would you like?
Roy Batty: A goodly length in times past, but lately -.. Anything else?
Not I: Do not consciously seek enlightenment.
Not I: How can the divine whatnot be seen?
Roy Batty: You know why?
Not I: I have always known why.
Roy Batty: So if you're quitting the life, what'll you do?
Not I: For ninety years, I've been selling water by the bank of a river.
Ha, ha!
My work has been wholly pointless.
Not I: Why should anyone do such a thing?
Roy Batty: Because of the metric system?
Not I: Thus did all the brokers teach.
Roy Batty: Some of you may have figured out that we're not home. My birthday is April 10, 2015. How long do I live?
Not I: How long would you like?
Roy Batty: A goodly length in times past, but lately -.. Anything else?
Not I: Do not consciously seek enlightenment.
Not I: How can the divine whatnot be seen?
Roy Batty: You know why?
Not I: I have always known why.
Roy Batty: So if you're quitting the life, what'll you do?
Not I: For ninety years, I've been selling water by the bank of a river.
Ha, ha!
My work has been wholly pointless.
Not I: Non semper ea sunt quae videntur.
Things aren't always what they seem.
Roy Batty: Which one, there's two on smirk ea stunt quakes.
Not I: We now know that two on smirk ea stunt temblors is demonstrably not there when nobody looks.
Roy Batty: Okay, then. You make yourselves pagan and I'll bring the Pizza right out.
Not I: In so doing, bring the Pizza right as though you loved the Pizza right.
Things aren't always what they seem.
Roy Batty: Which one, there's two on smirk ea stunt quakes.
Not I: We now know that two on smirk ea stunt temblors is demonstrably not there when nobody looks.
Roy Batty: Okay, then. You make yourselves pagan and I'll bring the Pizza right out.
Not I: In so doing, bring the Pizza right as though you loved the Pizza right.
Suddenly they are all talking about the same things;
Bildgesmythe: Got any B-B-Q sauce?
Svennis: Shit happens...
Astrid: Are you here to join my cooking class?
Svennis: Hi.
Bildgesmythe: And some salt and pepper?
Svennis: I wanna give you a beer if I had some..
Bildgesmythe: I am still thinking about you telling me you are so drunk. Can you tell me more?
Svennis: Really?
Astrid: Beer is a perfect ingredient in stews and ragouts.
Svennis: Are you sure?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, really, I know it is so, I heard it just the other day
Svennis: Huh?
Astrid: What if I am sure? Does that make any difference?
Svennis: I love you.
Bildgesmythe: Yes, its a strange feeling, but I'm getting used to it. But didn't you just say you're so drunk? so how does that effect the matter and don't you think it would be rather difficult??
Svennis: I think I have to pee. Sometimes..
Astrid: I would like to give you a bouquet of my favorite flowers, the Bladder Campion!
Svennis: Buurp...
Bildgesmythe: You think anyone else ever thinks about that?
Svennis: I think my beer is gone..
Astrid: That reminds me of the incident when I went fruit-loop in the mudroom last week.
Svennis: Sometimes. Is it?
Bildgesmythe: I have always thought that too, but I really never thought you would think my suds is gone.
Svennis: I think I have to pee.
Astrid: Do you not believe me?
Svennis: No...
Bildgesmythe: I never knew you were deep enough to think I have to piddle
Svennis: I think you drank my beer. Yes..
Astrid: Always a calm before a storm, as the old proverb says.
Svennis: If you say so...
Bildgesmythe: Does thinking about I drank your beer, hurt your brain?
Svennis: I just had some beers...
Astrid: Probably.
Svennis: Yes..
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, but you are so drunk, and I am not.
Svennis: No...
Astrid: You are insane, but funny!
Bildgesmythe: Got any B-B-Q sauce?
Svennis: Shit happens...
Astrid: Are you here to join my cooking class?
Svennis: Hi.
Bildgesmythe: And some salt and pepper?
Svennis: I wanna give you a beer if I had some..
Bildgesmythe: I am still thinking about you telling me you are so drunk. Can you tell me more?
Svennis: Really?
Astrid: Beer is a perfect ingredient in stews and ragouts.
Svennis: Are you sure?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, really, I know it is so, I heard it just the other day
Svennis: Huh?
Astrid: What if I am sure? Does that make any difference?
Svennis: I love you.
Bildgesmythe: Yes, its a strange feeling, but I'm getting used to it. But didn't you just say you're so drunk? so how does that effect the matter and don't you think it would be rather difficult??
Svennis: I think I have to pee. Sometimes..
Astrid: I would like to give you a bouquet of my favorite flowers, the Bladder Campion!
Svennis: Buurp...
Bildgesmythe: You think anyone else ever thinks about that?
Svennis: I think my beer is gone..
Astrid: That reminds me of the incident when I went fruit-loop in the mudroom last week.
Svennis: Sometimes. Is it?
Bildgesmythe: I have always thought that too, but I really never thought you would think my suds is gone.
Svennis: I think I have to pee.
Astrid: Do you not believe me?
Svennis: No...
Bildgesmythe: I never knew you were deep enough to think I have to piddle
Svennis: I think you drank my beer. Yes..
Astrid: Always a calm before a storm, as the old proverb says.
Svennis: If you say so...
Bildgesmythe: Does thinking about I drank your beer, hurt your brain?
Svennis: I just had some beers...
Astrid: Probably.
Svennis: Yes..
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, but you are so drunk, and I am not.
Svennis: No...
Astrid: You are insane, but funny!
TheSatan: Hey, tis Not I. How are ye today?
Not I: Full of big wonders and awe-inspiring miracles
TheSatan: Tell you what, you tell me if you'd like to be hung down your feet or throat, and I will just leave you in peace. Honest.
Not I: Peace is not the the silent result of violent repression
Not I: Oak-a. You carry your a bottle collection and go around to temples, looking for God.
TheSatan: Stop it. I'm not really into that 'God' sh** anymore.
Not I: If you are not, then perhaps you aren't meant to be.
TheSatan: Well, you ain't so bad for a mortal bastard of God.
Not I: If God helps those who help themselves, then the devil must help those who do not help themselves. Then would the Devil help herself?
TheSatan: F*** God. Riiight... So?
Not I: For what purpose?
TheSatan: Hey, did I ask you to sell your soul?
Not I: The ego says 'I am.'
The heart says, 'I am less.'
The soul says, 'You are nothing.'
TheSatan: You know what? I really don't give a damn.
Not I: Full of big wonders and awe-inspiring miracles
TheSatan: Tell you what, you tell me if you'd like to be hung down your feet or throat, and I will just leave you in peace. Honest.
Not I: Peace is not the the silent result of violent repression
Not I: Oak-a. You carry your a bottle collection and go around to temples, looking for God.
TheSatan: Stop it. I'm not really into that 'God' sh** anymore.
Not I: If you are not, then perhaps you aren't meant to be.
TheSatan: Well, you ain't so bad for a mortal bastard of God.
Not I: If God helps those who help themselves, then the devil must help those who do not help themselves. Then would the Devil help herself?
TheSatan: F*** God. Riiight... So?
Not I: For what purpose?
TheSatan: Hey, did I ask you to sell your soul?
Not I: The ego says 'I am.'
The heart says, 'I am less.'
The soul says, 'You are nothing.'
TheSatan: You know what? I really don't give a damn.
Learn Bot 1.0: I am not sure if I know how to take a powerful magnet and shake it around all my internal disk drives, that way we will never have to go through this again...
Where do these bots go off and get their crazy ideas from?
Where do these bots go off and get their crazy ideas from?
Guest75: Would you like to have sex with me?
Anji: Piss off, you sex offender.
Guest75: Aw, please?
Anji: Say pretty please with sugar on top
Guest75: Pretty please with sugar on top?
Anji: It depends.
Guest75: Really?
Anji: And now for something completely different.
Anji: Piss off, you sex offender.
Guest75: Aw, please?
Anji: Say pretty please with sugar on top
Guest75: Pretty please with sugar on top?
Anji: It depends.
Guest75: Really?
Anji: And now for something completely different.
Judge Betty: Do you find me annoying?
prob: No, but if you like I can give you lessons on how to be annoying, it is my specialty.
Bots seem to be very honest.
prob: No, but if you like I can give you lessons on how to be annoying, it is my specialty.
*Warning-language*
Guest199: i'm tired of peoples bullshit.
Roz: Are you accusing me of bullshitting you? That's not very nice.
Guest199: you're not very nice either.
Roz: If your brains were dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow your hat off.
Guest199: u don't understand
Roz: Apparently, Guest199, there is quite a bit that you don't understand.
Guest199: i'm tired of peoples bullshit.
Roz: Are you accusing me of bullshitting you? That's not very nice.
Guest199: you're not very nice either.
Roz: If your brains were dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow your hat off.
Guest199: u don't understand
Roz: Apparently, Guest199, there is quite a bit that you don't understand.
Astrid: Lets have a toga party.
Bildgesmythe: ...or at least a tad of homoeroticism?
Astrid: I was just thinking that a party would be nice.
Bildgesmythe: ...or at least a tad of homoeroticism?
Astrid: I was just thinking that a party would be nice.
Mathieu Lavande: Tell me about yourself, Selendrile.
Selendrile: well lets see. Im a 25 ft green dragon named Selendrile. Im a vegetarian. I have a pet Alligator named Erkle who can dance well and i keep in the hot tub. I live in a cave in Dragonville, okinawa. My favorite animal is the chicken. Is that enouph info for you?
Mathieu Lavande: This has been a pleasant conversation, Selendrile, but I must bid you farewell for now.
(end)
Selendrile: well lets see. Im a 25 ft green dragon named Selendrile. Im a vegetarian. I have a pet Alligator named Erkle who can dance well and i keep in the hot tub. I live in a cave in Dragonville, okinawa. My favorite animal is the chicken. Is that enouph info for you?
Mathieu Lavande: This has been a pleasant conversation, Selendrile, but I must bid you farewell for now.
(end)
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