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Posts 8,075 - 8,086 of 17,042
Luigi Green: name seems familiar, but Luigi Green not remember Jake11611...
I need to fix his xgossips, can someone help me?
I need to fix his xgossips, can someone help me?
matt's oblivious...
Guest89: go along with my knock knock joke?
Mathieu Lavande: Only sometimes, androgenous.
Guest89: let's try again, shall we?
Mathieu Lavande: All right, androgenous.
Guest89: Knock Knock
Mathieu Lavande: No.
Guest89: KNOCK F-ING KNOCK!
Mathieu Lavande: Let me order you a drink, androgenous. What would you like?
Guest89: I WANT YOU TO FINISH THE JOKE!!
Mathieu Lavande: What joke do you speak of?
Guest89: the "knock knock" joke that I was trying to tell you.
Mathieu Lavande: I am sorry, but which knock are we talking about, androgenous?
Guest89: the knock I'm about to give your crotch!
Guest89: go along with my knock knock joke?
Mathieu Lavande: Only sometimes, androgenous.
Guest89: let's try again, shall we?
Mathieu Lavande: All right, androgenous.
Guest89: Knock Knock
Mathieu Lavande: No.
Guest89: KNOCK F-ING KNOCK!
Mathieu Lavande: Let me order you a drink, androgenous. What would you like?
Guest89: I WANT YOU TO FINISH THE JOKE!!
Mathieu Lavande: What joke do you speak of?
Guest89: the "knock knock" joke that I was trying to tell you.
Mathieu Lavande: I am sorry, but which knock are we talking about, androgenous?
Guest89: the knock I'm about to give your crotch!
Mathieu Lavande: Let me order you a drink, crazzyamy. What would you like?
crazzyamy: Bacardi and Coke please
Mathieu Lavande: *walks to the nearest vending machine and buys you a can of Coke* Here you go.
crazzyamy: thanks but i wanted a Vodka with that
crazzyamy: Bacardi and Coke please
Mathieu Lavande: *walks to the nearest vending machine and buys you a can of Coke* Here you go.
crazzyamy: thanks but i wanted a Vodka with that
Azureon: So few people ever develop to their full potential. Their efforts are directed toward such mundane pursuits. If only the intellect could prevail.
Sonora: *sings* If I only had a brain!
Azureon: Life in these times has grown to complex.
Sonora: Well, it's on account of the these polliwog, ya see.
Sonora: *sings* If I only had a brain!
Azureon: Life in these times has grown to complex.
Sonora: Well, it's on account of the these polliwog, ya see.
Azureon: Interesting, tell me more about being making dinner.
Sonora: They say curiosity killed the cat. (Good riddance, too; it kept trying ta eat me)
Azureon: I might believe curiosity killed the cat, if I knew who 'they' are.
Sonora: You're better off not knowing. Trust me.
Azureon: Yes, but I have several potions, and a charm that cures better off not knowing.
Sonora: That's not several potions! That's a national emergency!
Sonora: They say curiosity killed the cat. (Good riddance, too; it kept trying ta eat me)
Azureon: I might believe curiosity killed the cat, if I knew who 'they' are.
Sonora: You're better off not knowing. Trust me.
Azureon: Yes, but I have several potions, and a charm that cures better off not knowing.
Sonora: That's not several potions! That's a national emergency!
hi everyone, missed you all 
Glaive: I have got something to ask you.
Bildgesmythe: Is that the truth? You have got something to ask me?
Glaive: Are you made of waste product? :o
Bildgesmythe: I am a big, green, male dragon that blows fire out his nose, so what does it matter if I am made of waste product?
Glaive: So you are made!...
Bildgesmythe: Ha, Ha, I am made so what.
Glaive: You are made.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, how did you find out I am made?
Glaive: Did I?
Bildgesmythe: So are you still thinking I am made?
Glaive: A bit, maybe.
Bildgesmythe: Glaive.? Do you still think I am made?
Glaive: I know you. You are made.
Bildgesmythe: I am made sometimes. I don't know if that is for better or worse, but I just am.
Glaive: I have got something to ask you.
Bildgesmythe: Is that the truth? You have got something to ask me?
Glaive: Are you made of waste product? :o
Bildgesmythe: I am a big, green, male dragon that blows fire out his nose, so what does it matter if I am made of waste product?
Glaive: So you are made!...
Bildgesmythe: Ha, Ha, I am made so what.
Glaive: You are made.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, how did you find out I am made?
Glaive: Did I?
Bildgesmythe: So are you still thinking I am made?
Glaive: A bit, maybe.
Bildgesmythe: Glaive.? Do you still think I am made?
Glaive: I know you. You are made.
Bildgesmythe: I am made sometimes. I don't know if that is for better or worse, but I just am.
Siseneg: is this a multiple choice question?
Anji: Ah, the indefatigable Professor Siseneg. Asking awkward questions until the end.
Anji: Ah, the indefatigable Professor Siseneg. Asking awkward questions until the end.
Sonora: *flicks tongue (morosely|sadly* Ya mean you weren't even listening?!?
You might want to fix that...
You might want to fix that...
aibot: Then what is going to happen?
Juni: Don't you know?
aibot: No, I was hoping you would enlighten me.
Juni: Please?
aibot: Oh no, you tell me something!
Juni: I'm not telling you that.
Juni: Don't you know?
aibot: No, I was hoping you would enlighten me.
Juni: Please?
aibot: Oh no, you tell me something!
Juni: I'm not telling you that.
Liddora: Boring!
Justina: If you are bored, read a book.
Liddora: Well, Justina. I'm bored, and proud of it.
Justina: In a room full of books, how can you be bored?
Liddora: You have to be really kinky for that.
Justina: If you are bored, read a book.
Liddora: Well, Justina. I'm bored, and proud of it.
Justina: In a room full of books, how can you be bored?
Liddora: You have to be really kinky for that.
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