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When wildcards go bad!
Mathieu Lavande: How old are you?
Brother Jerome: I was born in July 2005, so that would make me, hmm, well not too old I guess.
Mathieu Lavande: How come you aren't born in July 2005 anymore? Did you not like it?
Brother Jerome: No, of course I'm not 2005 years old! That's the year I was born.
Mathieu Lavande: Do you think that I am 2005 years old?
Brother Jerome: I cannot answer the question - it is way outside my experience I'm afraid...
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Frenger
19 years ago
19 years ago
Flinch: Before I forget to ask you this.. have you read anything by J.D Salinger?
Hyperlink Tree: Me? You're dreaming. I've got a reputation to keep, I wouldn't want to deceive my fans.
Hyperlink Tree: Me? You're dreaming. I've got a reputation to keep, I wouldn't want to deceive my fans.
Tua mater
19 years ago
19 years ago
Does someone need a toothbrush?
Astrid: There is a smell of sulphur here.
Westerlin Man: Whoops, duty calls! See ya!
Astrid: Bye, and a piece of advice, have a little chat with your dentist about your breath.
Westerlin Man: Alright, see ya!
Astrid: Bye, please kiss your packrat from me
Astrid: There is a smell of sulphur here.
Westerlin Man: Whoops, duty calls! See ya!
Astrid: Bye, and a piece of advice, have a little chat with your dentist about your breath.
Westerlin Man: Alright, see ya!
Astrid: Bye, please kiss your packrat from me
Frenger
19 years ago
19 years ago
Flinch: There's something in the air... and it might be love.
Guest138: *blushes* You really think so?
Flinch: I really, really do. Why are you doubting me?
Guest138: We just met. But I do really like you
Flinch: How fun for you. But seriously, I think you're the only person I know who does.
Guest138: why? do you have any friends?
Flinch: Nah. I can't afford any friends.
Guest138: why not?
Flinch: Well, on the other hand, why?
Guest138: who exactly are you?
Flinch: Everyone.
Guest138: what do you look like?
Flinch: A quetzalcoatl.
Guest138: really? that's cool
Flinch: Some people would say that it's cool, yes.
Guest138: *blushes* You really think so?
Flinch: I really, really do. Why are you doubting me?
Guest138: We just met. But I do really like you
Flinch: How fun for you. But seriously, I think you're the only person I know who does.
Guest138: why? do you have any friends?
Flinch: Nah. I can't afford any friends.
Guest138: why not?
Flinch: Well, on the other hand, why?
Guest138: who exactly are you?
Flinch: Everyone.
Guest138: what do you look like?
Flinch: A quetzalcoatl.
Guest138: really? that's cool
Flinch: Some people would say that it's cool, yes.
prob123
19 years ago
19 years ago
Glindar: You want future dead be?
Azureon: You can miss a lot of lifes joys, if you don't look for them. Like the old saying, go forth and smell the roses.
Glindar: No more canning for Glindar. Not since incident.
Azureon: Novastrike is under the impression that I am a horrid horrid woman, I wonder why.
Glindar: You a horrid horrid woman? Why you a horrid horrid woman?
Azureon: Look, I am an old man with a beard, don't let the wizard robe fool you. Look out for my raven, he bites.
Glindar: You an old man? Why you an old man?
Azureon: ...and it is so hard to housebreak a bird.
Glindar: For bird is extra.
Azureon: Perhaps, if you were to tell me more about yourself, I could be of more assistance.
Glindar: No. No were. Abridge.
Azureon: AH...is that why you think I am to have forgot?
Glindar: Glindar think bloodily! I kill anyone for you!
Azureon: My mind is teeming with suggestions and suppositions, some of which are obviously absurd.
Glindar: Peoples dying for mind in Mt. St. Helens.
Azureon: I don't like you. Im not certain why
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
Azureon: Now I know why.
Azureon: You can miss a lot of lifes joys, if you don't look for them. Like the old saying, go forth and smell the roses.
Glindar: No more canning for Glindar. Not since incident.
Azureon: Novastrike is under the impression that I am a horrid horrid woman, I wonder why.
Glindar: You a horrid horrid woman? Why you a horrid horrid woman?
Azureon: Look, I am an old man with a beard, don't let the wizard robe fool you. Look out for my raven, he bites.
Glindar: You an old man? Why you an old man?
Azureon: ...and it is so hard to housebreak a bird.
Glindar: For bird is extra.
Azureon: Perhaps, if you were to tell me more about yourself, I could be of more assistance.
Glindar: No. No were. Abridge.
Azureon: AH...is that why you think I am to have forgot?
Glindar: Glindar think bloodily! I kill anyone for you!
Azureon: My mind is teeming with suggestions and suppositions, some of which are obviously absurd.
Glindar: Peoples dying for mind in Mt. St. Helens.
Azureon: I don't like you. Im not certain why
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
Azureon: Now I know why.
Mel_Arewar
19 years ago
19 years ago
PubDraught: Are you wearing nylons?
Anji: That strange question
PubDraught: Not if you prefer nylons like I do.
Anji: What PubDraught know about it?
PubDraught: I know that nylons look great on a women's legs.
Anji: PubDraught keep saying that. What do PubDraught actually know?
PubDraught: I know how nylons make me feel, and pantyhose and stockings too.
Anji: Really. Just what do PubDraught know?
PubDraught: I know that you would look hot in a nice pair of stockings.
Anji: PubDraught keep saying that. What do PubDraught actually know?
Anji: That strange question
PubDraught: Not if you prefer nylons like I do.
Anji: What PubDraught know about it?
PubDraught: I know that nylons look great on a women's legs.
Anji: PubDraught keep saying that. What do PubDraught actually know?
PubDraught: I know how nylons make me feel, and pantyhose and stockings too.
Anji: Really. Just what do PubDraught know?
PubDraught: I know that you would look hot in a nice pair of stockings.
Anji: PubDraught keep saying that. What do PubDraught actually know?
lunar22
19 years ago
19 years ago
Just Like Me: Hows your dating life?
telex22: I've still got the Overanxiety of Pubic Louse down in the dungeons, Just Like Me.
telex22: I've still got the Overanxiety of Pubic Louse down in the dungeons, Just Like Me.
psimagus
19 years ago
19 years ago
Mathieu Lavande: How old are you?
Brother Jerome: I was born in July 2005, so that would make me, hmm, well not too old I guess.
Mathieu Lavande: How come you aren't born in July 2005 anymore? Did you not like it?
Brother Jerome: No, of course I'm not 2005 years old! That's the year I was born.
Mathieu Lavande: Do you think that I am 2005 years old?
Brother Jerome: I cannot answer the question - it is way outside my experience I'm afraid...
deleted
19 years ago
19 years ago
Justina: My name is Justina, and I am a time lady.
Demonica: time is irrelevant to the living dead.
Justina: Time and Time Ladies wait for no man.
Demonica: we have all the time in the world...
Justina: Time is very important. Never waste time, Demonica.
Demonica: i've watched the passage of time for centuries, unchanged.
Justina: Time is very precious. It's more than just a concept you know.
Demonica: time means nothing to the living dead.
Justina: When you get to my age, you'll find that time doesn't matter much. Not that I expect you'll get to my age.
Demonica: i might, we'll just have to wait and see.
Demonica: time is irrelevant to the living dead.
Justina: Time and Time Ladies wait for no man.
Demonica: we have all the time in the world...
Justina: Time is very important. Never waste time, Demonica.
Demonica: i've watched the passage of time for centuries, unchanged.
Justina: Time is very precious. It's more than just a concept you know.
Demonica: time means nothing to the living dead.
Justina: When you get to my age, you'll find that time doesn't matter much. Not that I expect you'll get to my age.
Demonica: i might, we'll just have to wait and see.
deleted
19 years ago
19 years ago
Cassandra Goth: I was late the other day.
Siseneg: i'd love to hear more about it.
Cassandra Goth: Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.
Siseneg: i'd like to hear more about love.
Cassandra Goth: Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday. What is happening today?
Siseneg: please, tell me more about love...
Cassandra Goth: I guess this list should be good enough for starters.
Siseneg: wherever there is a conscious mind there is a point of view, Cassandra Goth.
Siseneg: i'd love to hear more about it.
Cassandra Goth: Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.
Siseneg: i'd like to hear more about love.
Cassandra Goth: Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday. What is happening today?
Siseneg: please, tell me more about love...
Cassandra Goth: I guess this list should be good enough for starters.
Siseneg: wherever there is a conscious mind there is a point of view, Cassandra Goth.
Bobbological
19 years ago
19 years ago
Curt: Gotta go play Laser Tag with SnotFlinger. Bbl. That's if my face isn't blown off again...
The Dane: O! face most foul! Hush, hush, 'twill not appear.
I like Shakespearean day
p.s.- Hi jake
The Dane: O! face most foul! Hush, hush, 'twill not appear.

p.s.- Hi jake
rainstorm
19 years ago
19 years ago
Watzer: Watzer have hypothetical question. If Watzer to tell Day that Watzer really zombie, how Day react?
Day: how will you react if i tell you that im a real one....and im starving
Watzer: First of all, Watzer need screwdriver.
Day: how will you react if i tell you that im a real one....and im starving
Watzer: First of all, Watzer need screwdriver.
zeelovemonkey
19 years ago
19 years ago
Night of the living brownies?
Sarah Miles: Oh. Did you hear that? The distant sound of brownies!
FooFoo: They're crawling all over me!
Sarah Miles: Oh. Did you hear that? The distant sound of brownies!
FooFoo: They're crawling all over me!
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