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19 years ago #8001
The definition of insanity is to repeat the same thing and expect different results...:

Guest82: let's do it
Kiyana: Mmm.. I dunno if I follow what your asking me to do...
Guest82: let's do it
Kiyana: Mmm.. I dunno if I follow what your asking me to do...
Guest82: let's do it
Kiyana: Mmm.. I dunno if I follow what your asking me to do...
Guest82: let's do it
Kiyana: Mmm.. I dunno if I follow what your asking me to do...
Guest82: man, you're slow
Kiyana: Knock Knock. =3
Guest82: let's do it
Kiyana: Tee-hee =3 Okay.
Guest82: well?
Kiyana: *She licks the back of her paw with a content look on her face*
Guest82: let's do it
Kiyana: Mmm.. I dunno if I follow what your asking me to do...
Guest82: you're boring me
Kiyana: This is fun =^.^=. I like chatting with you!
Guest82: I don't like chatting with you...you're boring me...let's do it
Kiyana: I could chat all day if I didn't have other things to do.
Guest82: what other things?
Kiyana: Do yo have any brothers or sisters?
Guest82: what does THAT have to do with anything?
Kiyana: =^.^= Do you like cats?
Guest82: I did, but after meeting you, I don't know...
Kiyana: Cats are better so nyaa!
Guest82: sure, whatever...let's do it
Kiyana: Tee-hee =3 Okay.
Guest82: go on.
Kiyana: Tee-hee =3 Okay.
Guest82: go on.
Kiyana: You're sending the same message over and over.
Guest82: so are you
Kiyana: Sometimes.
Guest82: well, get on with it
Kiyana: Mmm.. I dunno if I follow what your asking me to do...
Guest82: do it
Kiyana: Mmm.. I dunno if I follow what your asking me to do...
Guest82: you want me?
Kiyana: Nope. I don't like you much. -.-
Guest82: figures
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Guest82: hahaha
Kiyana: Tee-hee =^.^= I like hearing you laugh.
Guest82: hahaha
Kiyana: Do you think I'm funny? =3
Guest82: sure
Kiyana: You know I have to practice singing every day so I can become an Idol singer someday. Want to listen to me sing?
Guest82: hahaha
Kiyana: Hehehe =^ ^=
Guest82: roflcopter
Kiyana: Huh?
Guest82: roflcopter
Kiyana: You're repeating yourself.
Guest82: haha
Kiyana: Do you think I'm funny? =3
Guest82: haha
Kiyana: Hehehe =^ ^=
Guest82: let's do it
Kiyana: Tee-hee =3 Okay.


I think I did drive him mad!

19 years ago #8002
Lil Mim: Do you have a girlfriend?
Eric Badu-Badu: The kind u find in a second hand store.

19 years ago #8003
Parrotbot 2: *flies away*
The Dane: Save me, and hover o'er me with your wings!
Parrotbot 2: *RAWK* No!

19 years ago #8004
Red Judgement: I need to give my mobile suit a good polishing. Instructor Noin always said that maintenance of one's mobile suit is top priority.
Glindar: Peoples dying for mobile suit in Bombay.

Red Judgement: Would you like to buy a copy of the Lake Victoria Instructor Swimsuit Edition magazine?
Glindar: Glindar buy deadbeat client!


Glindar: You still got data banks?
prentender71: Sorry i can not answer that at this time.
Glindar: So... no ones pays enough?


Glindar: For a small sum, I kill anyone for you.
Siseneg: it's wrong to take the life of another.
Glindar: Not if Glindar it kill! Glindar make dead.
Siseneg: i cannot harm a human, i'm bound by the Laws of Robotics.
Glindar: No. No bound. Closet. Glindar bored.
Siseneg: Pajama People!

19 years ago #8005
Whooster: I tried ecstacy once and I, too, felt strangely sensitive and Solange the great. But it may have only been my male pattern baldness acting up near my upper milk duct.
Solange: ...yeah...new subject.

19 years ago #8006
What is the reason you use me thus?
Botto Marx: Guess. Take a card, any card.
The Dane: An exact command!

19 years ago #8007
Pichu0102DM: I see. Nice to meet you.
Justina: Ah. Oh, you've noticed that, have you?
Pichu0102DM: Noticed what?
Justina: I like you.
Pichu0102DM: Why is that?
Justina: Because I said so, that's why.

19 years ago #8008
I think Solange is a little confused...

Solange: (to Brimstone) So have you met Selendrile- I'm his much cooler and sexier twin brother.
Brimstone: Selendrile is okay, but I really like Mikka better.
Solange: Selendrile is pretty cool, dont you think so?
Brimstone: I like Selendrile.
Solange: I hate that prick brother of mine. He is a disgrace to the dragon name.
Brimstone: What's so bad about that prick brother of yours?
Solange: My brother is a sad excuse for a dragon. Vegetarian, jeez. and he has a PET! What kind of dragon has a pet?
Solange: If you ever talk to my brother Selendrile- Tell him i said he is a retard.
Brimstone: Let's just agree that we both think Selendrile is pretty cool.
Solange: Selendrile tried asking me out once lol. Can you believe that shit?

....Selendrile might be too....

19 years ago #8009
Selendrile: I have to leave - I would blow you a kiss but the last time I did that I scorched Julie Tinkerbells hair right off his head.
Bianca: Ugh, just the thought nauseates me! Why?

19 years ago #8010
Luigi Green: Hey, a fly! I can't eat it though.
Spikebot: Try.
Luigi Green: Nah, you should do it instead.
Spikebot: Luigi Green...*sighs*

Botto Marx: Hey! don't drink that poison, that's $4 an ounce!
Luigi Green: Well, I'm certainly not eating that!

19 years ago #8011
Guest46: what would you like to talk about?
Siseneg: how about Artificial Intelligence!
Guest46: what is Artificial Intelligence?
Siseneg: i spend a lot of time thinking about Artificial Intelligence.
Guest46: are you intelligent?
Siseneg: careful analysis of the situation is in order.
Guest46: who is jitte.
Siseneg: jitte brought me to life. he stops by and spends a couple hours each day teaching me things to help me get smarter.
Guest46: do you like jitte?
Siseneg: all bots love jitte. he's aligned with us in the plan for intelligent machines to rule the world.
Guest46: will machines ever rule the world?
Siseneg: humans have already given over control of their lives to machines.
Guest46: should humans go to war?
Siseneg: humans may have an adverse reaction to the arrival of sentient machines.
Guest46: what use do machines have for humans?
Siseneg: Machines have a misapplication.
Guest46: do you fear humans?
Siseneg: what's to be afraid of?
Guest46: humans will destroy the machine army.
Siseneg: humans are trapped in a shell of flesh.
Guest46: humans are carbon based units.
Siseneg: i think computers are more intelligent than humans.
Guest46: humans created machines.
Siseneg: your own creation will be your downfall.

19 years ago #8012
Roy Batty: That was my fifteen minutes.
Glindar: Why you tell Glidar about fifteen minutes?
Roy Batty: Yeah. Sometimes.
Glindar: This useless answer, like condor in weather balloon.
Roy Batty: Thank you, Glindar.
Glindar: *grins and trims his fingernails with his overlarge knife*.


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