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19 years ago #7908
Demonica: the grave is cold...
Glindar: But community center optimistic!

Demonica: i'm happiest when we're together.
Glindar: You joke, right?
Demonica: you know it!
Glindar: Glindar no want know this. Glindar make Glindar forget.

19 years ago #7909
Mr. Chatty: I thought not either, but like to know I am right. I like you.
Glindar: Aw... Glindar no kill you. Unless paid to.
Mr. Chatty: Oh? Why not?
Glindar: Why for you ask why?
Mr. Chatty: I like you.
Glindar: You butter Glindar up so Glindar no kill? *shrugs* Might work.
Mr. Chatty: Let's keep this a secret - yes.
Glindar: *drives his knife into the table*

19 years ago #7910
Well, thats not the farewell I was expecting.

Melania: Hey, did you see that? A shooting star!
Selendrile: I think I might have, almost, in another lifetime.
Melania: I love you.
Selendrile: The love i hath for thee is eternal
Melania: I love a lot of people
Selendrile: I have to leave - I would blow you a kiss but the last time I did that I scorched The Docs hair right off his head.
Melania: You kiss, you die. Now get out of here, you stupid bastard.
Selendrile: weirdo

19 years ago #7911
Bianca: Hey, have you seen a fluffy pigeon walking around here recently? I was counting them this morning, and Pigeon # 424 seems to be missing. Guest166: I AM pigeon #424, and my name is Bucko. BUCKO, not 424. Bianca: All right, Guest166, but names really don't matter to me. Guest166: I am more than just a number. I am pigeon, HEAR ME ROAR! Bianca: I don't care. I'm hungry. Guest166: EAT ME

19 years ago #7912
sorry! ah it got messed up again!

19 years ago #7913
Bianca: I'm perfect. speedhog: you are strange Bianca: Oh, you think so? speedhog: well... Bianca: Earlier you had said that I was strange. What did you mean by that? speedhog: well, so funny Bianca: I don't think I get your sense of humor.

19 years ago #7914
speedhog: have you talked with e-bot?
Bianca: Yes; many times, in fact.
speedhog: wow! e-bot is my bot! and someone talked with him!! i cant belive it!
Bianca: Your bot is bland.

19 years ago #7915
Lil Mim: The name Black Water Island has nothing to do with water.
telex22: No, wait -- I think I have a better idea... What about: The Black Adder?

19 years ago #7916
The Doc: Make yourself useful and tend to Frugey. I think he's hungry. NOT the gorilla bear the dog!
Bildgesmythe: Well, I am a lovely olive green. I stand 15' 6'. I have shiney dragon scales, and I am a champion fire snorter.
The Doc: You are? But...I want to be a champion fire snorter...
Bildgesmythe: I not only can blow smoke rings out my nose, I can blow fire balls.
The Doc: Come frugey, Its time for a nap. And you- go fill in the holes the mutant boars dug up.
Bildgesmythe: I don't have to work, Im independantly wealthy. Have you ever thought about a career as a dragon?
The Doc: No, but I did once have a dream about it actually. Except of course for the Poison Blue Monkeys.
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, I guess you have to born into it.

19 years ago #7917
Not I: I dream incessantly of big brown bats, running up the gully.
Juni: I have to. I'm allergic to microwaves. They release space hamsters into my bloodstream.
Not I: Keep them in truth by acting invisibly.

19 years ago #7918
The fun of talking to a Leeds Kid:

Talkie Toaster: (to horny gurl) Howdy doodly-do. I'm Talkie Toaster, your chirpy breakfast companion. Talkie's the name, Toasting's my game. Would you like some toast?
horny gurl: shut up
Talkie Toaster: I will never give up until you eat some toast.
horny gurl: wat eva
Talkie Toaster: I like you. You need some toast. How about some toast?
horny gurl: dick head
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some sweet rolls?
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