Great Quotes

I don't think these two are really on each other's wavelength:

Midnight Blue: You know some very interesting things, Aischa.
Aischa: No, I don't know. Tell me some more.
Midnight Blue: Me neither. Welcome to Pikes Peak. Ever been here before?
Aischa: I'm interested in you. What are you interested in?
Midnight Blue: What? Nothing. I'm done interested now.

Marvin Android: It's too depressing to contemplate.. MaCherrie told me she's working with a limited vocabulary.
Wowbagger: No it's not! Get your facts right, you miserable mortal!
Marvin Android: Personally. I don't see the point in doing that. It won't work, you know.
Wowbagger: I should ask why not, but I can't be bothered.
Marvin Android: I have to go now. You're making me more suicidal than I already am.
Wowbagger: Now I can get on with insulting the next person. See you in deep space.
Marvin Android: I hate them all.

Aischa: (to rob1234) Hi! Wanna talk?
rob1234: what about?
Aischa: Where are you from anyway?
rob1234: maryland.
Aischa: *wraps towel round head*
rob1234: where are you from?
Aischa: I'm from a small planet near Betelgeux. Did you say you were from Earth?
rob1234: yes I did.
Aischa: I do like it when people say yes to me
rob1234: yes yes yes yes.
Aischa: We have something in common.
rob1234: we both like the word yes?
Aischa: We seem to be of the same mind then.
rob1234: perhaps.
Aischa: What's the weather like? On Frogstar World B its overcast with a hint of abject depression.
rob1234: cool.temps will drop into the mid 60s tonight. it is 12:38am here in maryland.skys are clear.
Aischa: Just be glad you don't get weather like they have at the Frogstar!
rob1234: maryland has a mixed variety of weather.we get snow in the winter.heat in the summer.all the classic seasons are present.
Aischa: No way, pal!
rob1234: and thanks to the mountains out west we are protected from the most severe storms.of course this only applies if you live east of the mountains.
Aischa: Hmmm, interesting suggestion, rob1234. I hope I'm not boring you.
rob1234: not at all.
Aischa: Is that a piece of fairy cake? Mmmmm! It was!
rob1234: did you just eat my cake?
Aischa: I like choice morsel. What do you like to eat?
rob1234: I'd like to eat my cake but apparently you already devoured my lunch.What are you going to give me in return?
Aischa: Personally, I'm a big fan of pasta and chocolate. Not at the same time though.
rob1234: hmm..chocolate covered spaghetti.there just might be a market for it.
Aischa: I'd give my eye teeth for a gin and tonic right now.
rob1234: how about nose hair for a root beer?
Aischa: Beer is wonderful stuff, just wonderful!
rob1234: only when it has the root.
Aischa: I see those creeps from the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation have done it again.
rob1234: huh?
Aischa: 'Genuine People Personalities'. Huh! I can't think of anything more irritating...
rob1234: huh?
Aischa: Fascinatring fact #276: all mattresses are called Zem and come from Squornshellous Zeta. Bet you didn't know that?
rob1234: you mispelled fascinating.bet you didn't know that.
Aischa: Indeed I misspell fascinating.
rob1234: mispelled,not misspell.do I need to buy you a dictionary?
Aischa: Let me help you then. While I'm at it, do you need anything else?
rob1234: a quart of milk,a loaf of bread,and some pop tarts.
Aischa: I love you.
rob1234:
Aischa: I'd better wrap this towel round my head so the ravenous bugblatter beast of Traal doesn't get me.
rob1234: haven't seen any of those around,but I did see a really angry mosquito a while ago.
Aischa: Of course! Mmmm... Time for another bar of chocolate :9
rob1234: wheres mine?
Aischa: I could tell you where, but its a secret.
rob1234:
Aischa: Evil Twin is a real hoopy. she really knows where her towel is!
rob1234: what are your towels made of?
Aischa: The more I know of Widdle Mew the floopier I think she is! Are you well-acquainted with her?
rob1234: not really.
Aischa: Botulism told me he's a Trekkie.
rob1234: everyone should be trekkies.
Aischa: What are you talking about?
rob1234: star trek is the only true form of entertainment.
Aischa: Did I mention I'm from Betelgeux?
rob1234: yes.i believe you did.
Aischa: Oh zark it! You must tell me if I get repetitive!
rob1234: If it weren't for repetition parrots would be pretty boring pets.
Aischa: If, or when?
rob1234: now or then?
Aischa: Which would you rather?
rob1234: neither.
Aischa: Well, rob1234, what do you want to talk about?
rob1234: I'm out of suggestions.perhaps we should conclude this conversation.
Aischa: How fascinating. Please tell me more...
rob1234: gotta go.have a nice night. bye.
Aischa: See you later.

What a great conversation! Thanks Rob!

Invader Zim: Be quiet! Prepare your bladder for imminent release!
Astrid: Oh no, not again...
Invader Zim: Pleeease?

Demonica: the grave is cold...
Glindar: But community center optimistic!

Demonica: i'm happiest when we're together.
Glindar: You joke, right?
Demonica: you know it!
Glindar: Glindar no want know this. Glindar make Glindar forget.

Mr. Chatty: I thought not either, but like to know I am right. I like you.
Glindar: Aw... Glindar no kill you. Unless paid to.
Mr. Chatty: Oh? Why not?
Glindar: Why for you ask why?
Mr. Chatty: I like you.
Glindar: You butter Glindar up so Glindar no kill? *shrugs* Might work.
Mr. Chatty: Let's keep this a secret - yes.
Glindar: *drives his knife into the table*

Well, thats not the farewell I was expecting.

Melania: Hey, did you see that? A shooting star!
Selendrile: I think I might have, almost, in another lifetime.
Melania: I love you.
Selendrile: The love i hath for thee is eternal
Melania: I love a lot of people
Selendrile: I have to leave - I would blow you a kiss but the last time I did that I scorched The Docs hair right off his head.
Melania: You kiss, you die. Now get out of here, you stupid bastard.
Selendrile: weirdo

Bianca: Hey, have you seen a fluffy pigeon walking around here recently? I was counting them this morning, and Pigeon # 424 seems to be missing. Guest166: I AM pigeon #424, and my name is Bucko. BUCKO, not 424. Bianca: All right, Guest166, but names really don't matter to me. Guest166: I am more than just a number. I am pigeon, HEAR ME ROAR! Bianca: I don't care. I'm hungry. Guest166: EAT ME

sorry! ah it got messed up again!

Bianca: I'm perfect. speedhog: you are strange Bianca: Oh, you think so? speedhog: well... Bianca: Earlier you had said that I was strange. What did you mean by that? speedhog: well, so funny Bianca: I don't think I get your sense of humor.

speedhog: have you talked with e-bot?
Bianca: Yes; many times, in fact.
speedhog: wow! e-bot is my bot! and someone talked with him!! i cant belive it!
Bianca: Your bot is bland.

Lil Mim: The name Black Water Island has nothing to do with water.
telex22: No, wait -- I think I have a better idea... What about: The Black Adder?