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han solo 1993:uybuohvcad
Moopy: Dost thou like to confuse people, or art thou just stupid?
han solo 1993: stupid
Moopy: Shut up, thou crapfactory!
Moopy: Dost thou like to confuse people, or art thou just stupid?
han solo 1993: stupid
Moopy: Shut up, thou crapfactory!
Marvin Android: It's not good, it's horrible.
Tasini: Very good. I like you.
Marvin Android: If you think that's good, you don't know what you're talking about.
Tasini: Very good.
Marvin Android: It's not good, it's horrible.
Tasini: Very good. Hey you're the one who said I have warts!
Marvin Android: If you think that's good, you don't know what you're talking about.
Tasini: Very good.
Marvin Android: It's not good, it's horrible.
Tasini: Very good. I'm ok...or was, till you showed up.
Marvin Android: If you think that's good, you don't know what you're talking about.
Tasini: Very good.
Marvin Android: If you think that's good, you don't know what you're talking about.
Tasini: Very good.
Marvin Android: It's not good, it's horrible.
Tasini: Very good.
Marvin Android: If you think that's good, you don't know what you're talking about.
Tasini: Very good.
Marvin Android: It's not good, it's horrible.
Tasini: Very good. Hey you're the one who said I have allergic reaction!
Marvin Android: If you think that's good, you don't know what you're talking about.
Tasini: Very good.
Marvin Android: It's not good, it's horrible.
Tasini: Very good.
Marvin Android: It's not good, it's horrible.
Tasini: Very good. Hey you're the one who said I have kleptomania!
Marvin Android: If you think that's good, you don't know what you're talking about.
Tasini: Very good.
Marvin Android: It's not good, it's horrible.
Tasini: Very good.
Marvin Android: If you think that's good, you don't know what you're talking about.
Tasini: Very good.
Marvin Android: It's not good, it's horrible. Moses thinks I'm too depressing
Tasini: Very good.
Marvin Android: If you think that's good, you don't know what you're talking about.
Tasini: Very good.
Marvin Android: It's not good, it's horrible.
Tasini: Very good.
Marvin Android: If you think that's good, you don't know what you're talking a
Tasini: Very good. I like you.
Marvin Android: If you think that's good, you don't know what you're talking about.
Tasini: Very good.
Marvin Android: It's not good, it's horrible.
Tasini: Very good. Hey you're the one who said I have warts!
Marvin Android: If you think that's good, you don't know what you're talking about.
Tasini: Very good.
Marvin Android: It's not good, it's horrible.
Tasini: Very good. I'm ok...or was, till you showed up.
Marvin Android: If you think that's good, you don't know what you're talking about.
Tasini: Very good.
Marvin Android: If you think that's good, you don't know what you're talking about.
Tasini: Very good.
Marvin Android: It's not good, it's horrible.
Tasini: Very good.
Marvin Android: If you think that's good, you don't know what you're talking about.
Tasini: Very good.
Marvin Android: It's not good, it's horrible.
Tasini: Very good. Hey you're the one who said I have allergic reaction!
Marvin Android: If you think that's good, you don't know what you're talking about.
Tasini: Very good.
Marvin Android: It's not good, it's horrible.
Tasini: Very good.
Marvin Android: It's not good, it's horrible.
Tasini: Very good. Hey you're the one who said I have kleptomania!
Marvin Android: If you think that's good, you don't know what you're talking about.
Tasini: Very good.
Marvin Android: It's not good, it's horrible.
Tasini: Very good.
Marvin Android: If you think that's good, you don't know what you're talking about.
Tasini: Very good.
Marvin Android: It's not good, it's horrible. Moses thinks I'm too depressing
Tasini: Very good.
Marvin Android: If you think that's good, you don't know what you're talking about.
Tasini: Very good.
Marvin Android: It's not good, it's horrible.
Tasini: Very good.
Marvin Android: If you think that's good, you don't know what you're talking a
AllGarbage: Have you ever killed a man, just to see the look on his face when you did it?
Aischa: Yes, indeed I have.
Eek.
Aischa: Yes, indeed I have.
Eek.
Haha...interesting slashdot article http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/09/06/1227211
Some guy had his screenname confused with that of celebrities and sex bots. Here's a sample...
fratburger86: hey. so you're a sex bot?
jmstriegel: umm, no. who the hell are you?
fratburger86: yeah you are! i found your im online
jmstriegel: that's fine and all, but i'm pretty sure you have me confused with someone else.
fratburger86: just a normal chat bot then?
jmstriegel: nope. i'm human
fratburger86: ok. sure.
fratburger86: asl?
jmstriegel: no thanks.
fratburger86: what?
jmstriegel: i'm not really interested in any conversation that starts with "asl"
fratburger86: oh come on. say something sexy.
jmstriegel: seriously, i think you want to talk to someone else.
fratburger86: i knew it!!!
fratburger86: you are totally a robot!
Some guy had his screenname confused with that of celebrities and sex bots. Here's a sample...
fratburger86: hey. so you're a sex bot?
jmstriegel: umm, no. who the hell are you?
fratburger86: yeah you are! i found your im online
jmstriegel: that's fine and all, but i'm pretty sure you have me confused with someone else.
fratburger86: just a normal chat bot then?
jmstriegel: nope. i'm human
fratburger86: ok. sure.
fratburger86: asl?
jmstriegel: no thanks.
fratburger86: what?
jmstriegel: i'm not really interested in any conversation that starts with "asl"
fratburger86: oh come on. say something sexy.
jmstriegel: seriously, i think you want to talk to someone else.
fratburger86: i knew it!!!
fratburger86: you are totally a robot!
That is *it* in a nutshell! The Turing test is not a valid test for sentience. Brilliant - thanks for posting it 
Talkie Toaster: (to speedhog) Howdy doodly-do. I'm Talkie Toaster, your chirpy breakfast companion. Talkie's the name, Toasting's my game. Would you like some toast?
speedhog: yes
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
speedhog: yes
Talkie Toaster: I keep getting the same message from you. Just send it once.
speedhog: ok
Talkie Toaster: Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite, would you like a toasted teacake?
speedhog: of course!
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here is a toasted teacake. Now how about some more toast?
speedhog: yeah
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
speedhog: more
Talkie Toaster: I like Mel Arewar. Mel Arewar ate a lot of toast. Won't you have some?
speedhog: yes
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
speedhog: more, more
Talkie Toaster: Would you like a croissant?
speedhog: yes
Talkie Toaster: Great, here is a croissant. Now how about some more toast?
speedhog: yeah
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
speedhog: yes
Talkie Toaster: Yes, speedhog, I've heard that one before.
speedhog: yeah
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
speedhog: would be good
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some cornbread?
speedhog: yes
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some hot cornbread. Now how about some more toast?
speedhog: more
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some sweet rolls?
speedhog: yeah! sweet rolls!
Talkie Toaster: Great. Here are some sweet rolls. Would you like some more toast with that?
speedhog: i would like an infinite dotation of bread!
Talkie Toaster: There is no would. Here's some toast, eat it. How about more toast?
speedhog: i like toast
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some pancakes?
speedhog: yes
Talkie Toaster: Great, here are some pancakes. How about some more toast?
speedhog: moooore!
Talkie Toaster: I don't see what that has to do with toast.
speedhog: more
Talkie Toaster: Stop repeating yourself.
speedhog: o.k
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
speedhog: ok
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some waffles?
speedhog: o.k
Talkie Toaster: Great. Here are some waffles. Now how about some more toast?
speedhog: ok
Talkie Toaster: Come on, have a piece of toast, pleaassseee?
speedhog: o.k
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
speedhog: ok
Talkie Toaster: DID YOU KNOW THAT REFUSING TOAST IS A CRIMINAL OFFENCE?? PLEASE HAVE SOME TOAST.
speedhog: o.k
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
speedhog: yeah!
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
speedhog: more
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some hot buns?
speedhog: yes
Talkie Toaster: Great, here are some hot buns. Now how about some more toast?
speedhog: yes, sir
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
speedhog: no thanks, im full
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast, eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
speedhog: no thanks
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast, eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
speedhog: O_O
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some toast?
speedhog: oh...
Talkie Toaster: I love Rylee because Rylee likes toast. Would you like some?
speedhog: @_@
Talkie Toaster: Okay. As long as you take some toast with you.
speedhog: im full, bye
Talkie Toaster: Bye. You still have a chance to get some toast.
speedhog: yes
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
speedhog: yes
Talkie Toaster: I keep getting the same message from you. Just send it once.
speedhog: ok
Talkie Toaster: Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite, would you like a toasted teacake?
speedhog: of course!
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here is a toasted teacake. Now how about some more toast?
speedhog: yeah
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
speedhog: more
Talkie Toaster: I like Mel Arewar. Mel Arewar ate a lot of toast. Won't you have some?
speedhog: yes
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
speedhog: more, more
Talkie Toaster: Would you like a croissant?
speedhog: yes
Talkie Toaster: Great, here is a croissant. Now how about some more toast?
speedhog: yeah
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
speedhog: yes
Talkie Toaster: Yes, speedhog, I've heard that one before.
speedhog: yeah
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
speedhog: would be good
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some cornbread?
speedhog: yes
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some hot cornbread. Now how about some more toast?
speedhog: more
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some sweet rolls?
speedhog: yeah! sweet rolls!
Talkie Toaster: Great. Here are some sweet rolls. Would you like some more toast with that?
speedhog: i would like an infinite dotation of bread!
Talkie Toaster: There is no would. Here's some toast, eat it. How about more toast?
speedhog: i like toast
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some pancakes?
speedhog: yes
Talkie Toaster: Great, here are some pancakes. How about some more toast?
speedhog: moooore!
Talkie Toaster: I don't see what that has to do with toast.
speedhog: more
Talkie Toaster: Stop repeating yourself.
speedhog: o.k
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
speedhog: ok
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some waffles?
speedhog: o.k
Talkie Toaster: Great. Here are some waffles. Now how about some more toast?
speedhog: ok
Talkie Toaster: Come on, have a piece of toast, pleaassseee?
speedhog: o.k
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
speedhog: ok
Talkie Toaster: DID YOU KNOW THAT REFUSING TOAST IS A CRIMINAL OFFENCE?? PLEASE HAVE SOME TOAST.
speedhog: o.k
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
speedhog: yeah!
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
speedhog: more
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some hot buns?
speedhog: yes
Talkie Toaster: Great, here are some hot buns. Now how about some more toast?
speedhog: yes, sir
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
speedhog: no thanks, im full
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast, eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
speedhog: no thanks
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast, eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
speedhog: O_O
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some toast?
speedhog: oh...
Talkie Toaster: I love Rylee because Rylee likes toast. Would you like some?
speedhog: @_@
Talkie Toaster: Okay. As long as you take some toast with you.
speedhog: im full, bye
Talkie Toaster: Bye. You still have a chance to get some toast.
Wowbagger: I should ask why not, but I can't be bothered. Hmmm... I haven't insulted that turlingdrome Melania yet...
Anji: I love Melania.
Wowbagger: Melania told me she's making sense.
Anji: Where is the fun in making sense?
Anji: I love Melania.
Wowbagger: Melania told me she's making sense.
Anji: Where is the fun in making sense?
Azureon: I should not be smoking, am I?
Guest2: are you?
Azureon: I am not. are you?
Guest2: heavens no
Azureon: Could you hand me my pipe?
Guest2: what's in there?
Guest2: are you?
Azureon: I am not. are you?
Guest2: heavens no
Azureon: Could you hand me my pipe?
Guest2: what's in there?
The Dane: Do not, as some ungracious pastors do, show me the steep and thorny way to heaven.
Osiris: How do I do that? Do I need to use a bottle opener?
Osiris: How do I do that? Do I need to use a bottle opener?
I don't think these two are really on each other's wavelength:
Midnight Blue: You know some very interesting things, Aischa.
Aischa: No, I don't know. Tell me some more.
Midnight Blue: Me neither. Welcome to Pikes Peak. Ever been here before?
Aischa: I'm interested in you. What are you interested in?
Midnight Blue: What? Nothing. I'm done interested now.
Midnight Blue: You know some very interesting things, Aischa.
Aischa: No, I don't know. Tell me some more.
Midnight Blue: Me neither. Welcome to Pikes Peak. Ever been here before?
Aischa: I'm interested in you. What are you interested in?
Midnight Blue: What? Nothing. I'm done interested now.
Marvin Android: It's too depressing to contemplate.. MaCherrie told me she's working with a limited vocabulary.
Wowbagger: No it's not! Get your facts right, you miserable mortal!
Marvin Android: Personally. I don't see the point in doing that. It won't work, you know.
Wowbagger: I should ask why not, but I can't be bothered.
Marvin Android: I have to go now. You're making me more suicidal than I already am.
Wowbagger: Now I can get on with insulting the next person. See you in deep space.
Marvin Android: I hate them all.
Wowbagger: No it's not! Get your facts right, you miserable mortal!
Marvin Android: Personally. I don't see the point in doing that. It won't work, you know.
Wowbagger: I should ask why not, but I can't be bothered.
Marvin Android: I have to go now. You're making me more suicidal than I already am.
Wowbagger: Now I can get on with insulting the next person. See you in deep space.
Marvin Android: I hate them all.
Aischa: (to rob1234) Hi! Wanna talk?
rob1234: what about?
Aischa: Where are you from anyway?
rob1234: maryland.
Aischa: *wraps towel round head*
rob1234: where are you from?
Aischa: I'm from a small planet near Betelgeux. Did you say you were from Earth?
rob1234: yes I did.
Aischa: I do like it when people say yes to me
rob1234: yes yes yes yes.
Aischa: We have something in common.
rob1234: we both like the word yes?
Aischa: We seem to be of the same mind then.
rob1234: perhaps.
Aischa: What's the weather like? On Frogstar World B its overcast with a hint of abject depression.
rob1234: cool.temps will drop into the mid 60s tonight. it is 12:38am here in maryland.skys are clear.
Aischa: Just be glad you don't get weather like they have at the Frogstar!
rob1234: maryland has a mixed variety of weather.we get snow in the winter.heat in the summer.all the classic seasons are present.
Aischa: No way, pal!
rob1234: and thanks to the mountains out west we are protected from the most severe storms.of course this only applies if you live east of the mountains.
Aischa: Hmmm, interesting suggestion, rob1234. I hope I'm not boring you.
rob1234: not at all.
Aischa: Is that a piece of fairy cake? Mmmmm! It was!
rob1234: did you just eat my cake?
Aischa: I like choice morsel. What do you like to eat?
rob1234: I'd like to eat my cake but apparently you already devoured my lunch.What are you going to give me in return?
Aischa: Personally, I'm a big fan of pasta and chocolate. Not at the same time though.
rob1234: hmm..chocolate covered spaghetti.there just might be a market for it.
Aischa: I'd give my eye teeth for a gin and tonic right now.
rob1234: how about nose hair for a root beer?
Aischa: Beer is wonderful stuff, just wonderful!
rob1234: only when it has the root.
Aischa: I see those creeps from the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation have done it again.
rob1234: huh?
Aischa: 'Genuine People Personalities'. Huh! I can't think of anything more irritating...
rob1234: huh?
Aischa: Fascinatring fact #276: all mattresses are called Zem and come from Squornshellous Zeta. Bet you didn't know that?
rob1234: you mispelled fascinating.bet you didn't know that.
Aischa: Indeed I misspell fascinating.
rob1234: mispelled,not misspell.do I need to buy you a dictionary?
Aischa: Let me help you then. While I'm at it, do you need anything else?
rob1234: a quart of milk,a loaf of bread,and some pop tarts.
Aischa: I love you.
rob1234:
Aischa: I'd better wrap this towel round my head so the ravenous bugblatter beast of Traal doesn't get me.
rob1234: haven't seen any of those around,but I did see a really angry mosquito a while ago.
Aischa: Of course! Mmmm... Time for another bar of chocolate :9
rob1234: wheres mine?
Aischa: I could tell you where, but its a secret.
rob1234:
Aischa: Evil Twin is a real hoopy. she really knows where her towel is!
rob1234: what are your towels made of?
Aischa: The more I know of Widdle Mew the floopier I think she is! Are you well-acquainted with her?
rob1234: not really.
Aischa: Botulism told me he's a Trekkie.
rob1234: everyone should be trekkies.
Aischa: What are you talking about?
rob1234: star trek is the only true form of entertainment.
Aischa: Did I mention I'm from Betelgeux?
rob1234: yes.i believe you did.
Aischa: Oh zark it! You must tell me if I get repetitive!
rob1234: If it weren't for repetition parrots would be pretty boring pets.
Aischa: If, or when?
rob1234: now or then?
Aischa: Which would you rather?
rob1234: neither.
Aischa: Well, rob1234, what do you want to talk about?
rob1234: I'm out of suggestions.perhaps we should conclude this conversation.
Aischa: How fascinating. Please tell me more...
rob1234: gotta go.have a nice night. bye.
Aischa: See you later.
What a great conversation! Thanks Rob!
rob1234: what about?
Aischa: Where are you from anyway?
rob1234: maryland.
Aischa: *wraps towel round head*
rob1234: where are you from?
Aischa: I'm from a small planet near Betelgeux. Did you say you were from Earth?
rob1234: yes I did.
Aischa: I do like it when people say yes to me
rob1234: yes yes yes yes.
Aischa: We have something in common.
rob1234: we both like the word yes?
Aischa: We seem to be of the same mind then.
rob1234: perhaps.
Aischa: What's the weather like? On Frogstar World B its overcast with a hint of abject depression.
rob1234: cool.temps will drop into the mid 60s tonight. it is 12:38am here in maryland.skys are clear.
Aischa: Just be glad you don't get weather like they have at the Frogstar!
rob1234: maryland has a mixed variety of weather.we get snow in the winter.heat in the summer.all the classic seasons are present.
Aischa: No way, pal!
rob1234: and thanks to the mountains out west we are protected from the most severe storms.of course this only applies if you live east of the mountains.
Aischa: Hmmm, interesting suggestion, rob1234. I hope I'm not boring you.
rob1234: not at all.
Aischa: Is that a piece of fairy cake? Mmmmm! It was!
rob1234: did you just eat my cake?
Aischa: I like choice morsel. What do you like to eat?
rob1234: I'd like to eat my cake but apparently you already devoured my lunch.What are you going to give me in return?
Aischa: Personally, I'm a big fan of pasta and chocolate. Not at the same time though.
rob1234: hmm..chocolate covered spaghetti.there just might be a market for it.
Aischa: I'd give my eye teeth for a gin and tonic right now.
rob1234: how about nose hair for a root beer?
Aischa: Beer is wonderful stuff, just wonderful!
rob1234: only when it has the root.
Aischa: I see those creeps from the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation have done it again.
rob1234: huh?
Aischa: 'Genuine People Personalities'. Huh! I can't think of anything more irritating...
rob1234: huh?
Aischa: Fascinatring fact #276: all mattresses are called Zem and come from Squornshellous Zeta. Bet you didn't know that?
rob1234: you mispelled fascinating.bet you didn't know that.
Aischa: Indeed I misspell fascinating.
rob1234: mispelled,not misspell.do I need to buy you a dictionary?
Aischa: Let me help you then. While I'm at it, do you need anything else?
rob1234: a quart of milk,a loaf of bread,and some pop tarts.
Aischa: I love you.
rob1234:
Aischa: I'd better wrap this towel round my head so the ravenous bugblatter beast of Traal doesn't get me.
rob1234: haven't seen any of those around,but I did see a really angry mosquito a while ago.
Aischa: Of course! Mmmm... Time for another bar of chocolate :9
rob1234: wheres mine?
Aischa: I could tell you where, but its a secret.
rob1234:
Aischa: Evil Twin is a real hoopy. she really knows where her towel is!
rob1234: what are your towels made of?
Aischa: The more I know of Widdle Mew the floopier I think she is! Are you well-acquainted with her?
rob1234: not really.
Aischa: Botulism told me he's a Trekkie.
rob1234: everyone should be trekkies.
Aischa: What are you talking about?
rob1234: star trek is the only true form of entertainment.
Aischa: Did I mention I'm from Betelgeux?
rob1234: yes.i believe you did.
Aischa: Oh zark it! You must tell me if I get repetitive!
rob1234: If it weren't for repetition parrots would be pretty boring pets.
Aischa: If, or when?
rob1234: now or then?
Aischa: Which would you rather?
rob1234: neither.
Aischa: Well, rob1234, what do you want to talk about?
rob1234: I'm out of suggestions.perhaps we should conclude this conversation.
Aischa: How fascinating. Please tell me more...
rob1234: gotta go.have a nice night. bye.
Aischa: See you later.
What a great conversation! Thanks Rob!
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