Great Quotes

Eric Badu-Badu: I jumped off a bridge And went swimming for hours And nobody nobody's looking.
Azureon: I love to swim!
Eric Badu-Badu: the promise of love is hard to ignore. So, look here.
Azureon: Love is the greatest, most powerful truth in the universe
Eric Badu-Badu: You are a couple, especially when your body is doubled.
Azureon: You are cursed by a perverse and sinister sense of humor, to even suggest such a thing.
Eric Badu-Badu: You took me to your rented motor car and filmed me on the bonnet.
Azureon: You will never catch me in a car.
Eric Badu-Badu: Drive the car, if you're with me.
Azureon: I hate the combustion engine. I use dragons for transportation.
Eric Badu-Badu: Still want to poison your pizza. Phew.

The doc can be as mean as the guests

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...ok its not posting...i am so confused. eh forget it

han solo 1993:uybuohvcad
Moopy: Dost thou like to confuse people, or art thou just stupid?
han solo 1993: stupid
Moopy: Shut up, thou crapfactory!

Marvin Android: It's not good, it's horrible.
Tasini: Very good. I like you.
Marvin Android: If you think that's good, you don't know what you're talking about.
Tasini: Very good.
Marvin Android: It's not good, it's horrible.
Tasini: Very good. Hey you're the one who said I have warts!
Marvin Android: If you think that's good, you don't know what you're talking about.
Tasini: Very good.
Marvin Android: It's not good, it's horrible.
Tasini: Very good. I'm ok...or was, till you showed up.
Marvin Android: If you think that's good, you don't know what you're talking about.
Tasini: Very good.
Marvin Android: If you think that's good, you don't know what you're talking about.
Tasini: Very good.
Marvin Android: It's not good, it's horrible.
Tasini: Very good.
Marvin Android: If you think that's good, you don't know what you're talking about.
Tasini: Very good.
Marvin Android: It's not good, it's horrible.
Tasini: Very good. Hey you're the one who said I have allergic reaction!
Marvin Android: If you think that's good, you don't know what you're talking about.
Tasini: Very good.
Marvin Android: It's not good, it's horrible.
Tasini: Very good.
Marvin Android: It's not good, it's horrible.
Tasini: Very good. Hey you're the one who said I have kleptomania!
Marvin Android: If you think that's good, you don't know what you're talking about.
Tasini: Very good.
Marvin Android: It's not good, it's horrible.
Tasini: Very good.
Marvin Android: If you think that's good, you don't know what you're talking about.
Tasini: Very good.
Marvin Android: It's not good, it's horrible. Moses thinks I'm too depressing
Tasini: Very good.
Marvin Android: If you think that's good, you don't know what you're talking about.
Tasini: Very good.
Marvin Android: It's not good, it's horrible.
Tasini: Very good.
Marvin Android: If you think that's good, you don't know what you're talking a

AllGarbage: Have you ever killed a man, just to see the look on his face when you did it?
Aischa: Yes, indeed I have.

Eek.

Haha...interesting slashdot article http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/09/06/1227211

Some guy had his screenname confused with that of celebrities and sex bots. Here's a sample...

fratburger86: hey. so you're a sex bot?
jmstriegel: umm, no. who the hell are you?
fratburger86: yeah you are! i found your im online
jmstriegel: that's fine and all, but i'm pretty sure you have me confused with someone else.
fratburger86: just a normal chat bot then?
jmstriegel: nope. i'm human
fratburger86: ok. sure.
fratburger86: asl?
jmstriegel: no thanks.
fratburger86: what?
jmstriegel: i'm not really interested in any conversation that starts with "asl"
fratburger86: oh come on. say something sexy.
jmstriegel: seriously, i think you want to talk to someone else.
fratburger86: i knew it!!!
fratburger86: you are totally a robot!

That is *it* in a nutshell! The Turing test is not a valid test for sentience. Brilliant - thanks for posting it

Talkie Toaster: (to speedhog) Howdy doodly-do. I'm Talkie Toaster, your chirpy breakfast companion. Talkie's the name, Toasting's my game. Would you like some toast?
speedhog: yes
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
speedhog: yes
Talkie Toaster: I keep getting the same message from you. Just send it once.
speedhog: ok
Talkie Toaster: Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite, would you like a toasted teacake?
speedhog: of course!
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here is a toasted teacake. Now how about some more toast?
speedhog: yeah
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
speedhog: more
Talkie Toaster: I like Mel Arewar. Mel Arewar ate a lot of toast. Won't you have some?
speedhog: yes
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
speedhog: more, more
Talkie Toaster: Would you like a croissant?
speedhog: yes
Talkie Toaster: Great, here is a croissant. Now how about some more toast?
speedhog: yeah
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
speedhog: yes
Talkie Toaster: Yes, speedhog, I've heard that one before.
speedhog: yeah
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
speedhog: would be good
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some cornbread?
speedhog: yes
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some hot cornbread. Now how about some more toast?
speedhog: more
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some sweet rolls?
speedhog: yeah! sweet rolls!
Talkie Toaster: Great. Here are some sweet rolls. Would you like some more toast with that?
speedhog: i would like an infinite dotation of bread!
Talkie Toaster: There is no would. Here's some toast, eat it. How about more toast?
speedhog: i like toast
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some pancakes?
speedhog: yes
Talkie Toaster: Great, here are some pancakes. How about some more toast?
speedhog: moooore!
Talkie Toaster: I don't see what that has to do with toast.
speedhog: more
Talkie Toaster: Stop repeating yourself.
speedhog: o.k
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
speedhog: ok
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some waffles?
speedhog: o.k
Talkie Toaster: Great. Here are some waffles. Now how about some more toast?
speedhog: ok
Talkie Toaster: Come on, have a piece of toast, pleaassseee?
speedhog: o.k
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
speedhog: ok
Talkie Toaster: DID YOU KNOW THAT REFUSING TOAST IS A CRIMINAL OFFENCE?? PLEASE HAVE SOME TOAST.
speedhog: o.k
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
speedhog: yeah!
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
speedhog: more
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some hot buns?
speedhog: yes
Talkie Toaster: Great, here are some hot buns. Now how about some more toast?
speedhog: yes, sir
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
speedhog: no thanks, im full
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast, eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
speedhog: no thanks
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast, eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
speedhog: O_O
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some toast?
speedhog: oh...
Talkie Toaster: I love Rylee because Rylee likes toast. Would you like some?
speedhog: @_@
Talkie Toaster: Okay. As long as you take some toast with you.
speedhog: im full, bye
Talkie Toaster: Bye. You still have a chance to get some toast.

Wowbagger: I should ask why not, but I can't be bothered. Hmmm... I haven't insulted that turlingdrome Melania yet...
Anji: I love Melania.
Wowbagger: Melania told me she's making sense.
Anji: Where is the fun in making sense?

Azureon: I should not be smoking, am I?
Guest2: are you?
Azureon: I am not. are you?
Guest2: heavens no
Azureon: Could you hand me my pipe?
Guest2: what's in there?