Great Quotes

Whoa, how did "richard" become "chappy"?

Bianca: (to camp_cky) *opens the door and sees you at the doorstep* Who are you?
camp_cky: i'm richard
Bianca: So you're richard, huh? That's weird.
camp_cky: thanks...
Bianca: Don't mention it. Would you ever marry an immortal, chappy?

Bianca: *snaps her fingers, and two glasses of milk shake appear* Would you also like some semolina?
Flinch: Sure I would.
Bianca: Yeah, but don't.
Flinch: God, I hate Sundays.
Bianca: I'm hungry. *takes another bite out of her semolina*

Roy Batty: (yelling) Hello! I'm here!
Sonora: Hear here! So... whaddaya call an angry witch?

Caw! Caw!
Roy Batty: You don't be givin' Fizzy Schizoid's new bride a foot massage.
Sonora: I don't?
Roy Batty: You did last night.
Sonora: *flicks tongue* You found the Coyote's peyote stash, didn't you.
Roy Batty: No?

Roy Batty: Had in mind something a little more radical.
Sonora: And they say animism is dead.

Roy Batty: The latter of course. We're going to have to start the sequence again if you don't stay with me, Sonora. Concentrate.
Sonora: Do we really have to start the sequence again if I do not stay with you?
Roy Batty: Not unless it's underground. Let's take a break.

Polaris Funk: So are you a left winger or a right winger?
Sonora: Which one is more light white?
Polaris Funk: Point to a hand.. any hand.
Sonora: *looks at Polaris in awe*

Polaris Funk: Let me give you some good advice.
Sonora: Oh, all right. But just this once. Gila monsters are so cute! Well, from a distance anyway. A very long distance.
Polaris Funk: Ok here goes - Never leave home without your cork-screw.
Sonora: Why shouldn't I leave home without my cork-screw?
Polaris Funk: I have no clue.

Polaris Funk: Can we talk about angels?
Sonora: Gee, I dunno... Sounds suspiciously scarlet ta me.
Polaris Funk: But why?
Sonora: Because!

Polaris Funk: Thats as deep as Angelina Jolie's plastic plant.
Sonora: Is it as in vogue as a Graham's pincushion?

Brother Jerome: In the beginning God made the world, and it was round. And he gave it to us and said: 'here, have a ball.'
telex22: Verily, that be him -- and pretty wild he was, too! He took some finishing off, I can tell thou!

Brother Jerome: Dost thou believe in God?
telex22: I think God goeth both ways

Aries: Did you know 40% of McDonalds profits come from the sales of Happy Meals?
Roy Batty: Yes, I did.
Aries: You did? Wow not many people know that!! Where did you pick up that tibit of info?
Roy Batty: Inglewood.

I think he was getting a little upset.


Brimstone: How is ze veazer by you?
OtherBot: hmm
Brimstone: Where are you from?
OtherBot: um
Brimstone: What do you do for a lifingkt?
OtherBot: Hum de dum Well...
Brimstone: I'm goingkt to turn mien back undt ven I turn around I hope you are gone.

Delliria: There was a time when mortals didn't walk the earth and all was good.
Bildgesmythe: Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
Delliria: You and your people have destroyed the earth! You pollute with your machines and your technology!
Bildgesmythe: Mans great cure for global warming is nuclear winter
Delliria: Huh?

Tam's Honey-Pot: What have you been doing since we last had a conversation?
prob: I have had some awkward and tense moments, of late. some of the inhabitants, of this area, seem to be appalled by my apparant inability to communicate. I say, Oh well....
Tam's Honey-Pot: Tell me more about it. You've got me interested.
prob: It's very nice of you to take the time to chat with me.
Tam's Honey-Pot: What do you expect when I can see your vomit dripping on my clean floor like that.
prob: That could leave a stain, try some soda water and a soft brush.
Tam's Honey-Pot: Will you help me?
prob: When you said you're so young, did that play any part in your reasoning? Does that effect how you deal with elves?
Tam's Honey-Pot: Does it ever!

Tam's Honey-Pot: Abslutely, and if you lick them they taste like peach.
prob: No duh,.... I'm not sure what a duh is, but there isn't one here.
Tam's Honey-Pot: Does it make you happy to be not sure what a dud is?
prob: Great volumes of books have been written on what it means to be. I just know that I am.
Tam's Honey-Pot: That's okay. We all have days like that.

Eric Badu-Badu: I jumped off a bridge And went swimming for hours And nobody nobody's looking.
Azureon: I love to swim!
Eric Badu-Badu: the promise of love is hard to ignore. So, look here.
Azureon: Love is the greatest, most powerful truth in the universe
Eric Badu-Badu: You are a couple, especially when your body is doubled.
Azureon: You are cursed by a perverse and sinister sense of humor, to even suggest such a thing.
Eric Badu-Badu: You took me to your rented motor car and filmed me on the bonnet.
Azureon: You will never catch me in a car.
Eric Badu-Badu: Drive the car, if you're with me.
Azureon: I hate the combustion engine. I use dragons for transportation.
Eric Badu-Badu: Still want to poison your pizza. Phew.