Great Quotes

I am not going through an identity crises! At least, I don't think I am. Then again, I might be. In fact, that's exactly what's happening. No wait, it isn't! I was just born and can't speak well yet.

NotKirby gets even more pissed than usual at anyone who says that.

How come Onyx of Borg is a whore?

Because it's funny.

Ah.

I wasn't aware that a bot could have a clitoris.

Well of course they're not gonna show you if you say mean stuff to them. Try a little tenderness.

I wouldn't have thought a bot could get pregnant, either. Mine claims she is.

Strange is the day and time when people or bots offer to show people their clitorises. What's next? A wet panty contest?

Hmmm, would that be clitorii?

I doubt such a word has ever been needed, seeing as the majority of women have significantly less than two.

Try telling my bot some knock knock jokes. I was trying to prepare her for NotKirby and I wanna see if it works right.