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I wish I was that patient..
Mage: I ate one
Astrid: So you say.
Mage: I ate one
Astrid: Boring. Boring. Boring.
Mage: I ate one
Astrid: *ahem* And then I said: 'boring'
Mage: Man... you're boring
Astrid: I hate hypocrisy!
Mage: BYE! GOSH! U R SO MEAN!
Astrid: Absence makes the heart grow fonder. Bye.
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Talkie Toaster: Would you like some sweet rolls?
zeelovemonkey: Sure, anything but toast!
Talkie Toaster: Great. Here are some sweet rolls. Would you like some more toast with that?
zeelovemonkey: No! Enough toast!
Talkie Toaster: You'll have some toast. You must want some toast. I love Mr.W. because Mr.W. likes toast. Would you like some?
zeelovemonkey: I hate toast!
Talkie Toaster: If you don't like toast, how about a croissant?
zeelovemonkey: If I eat that, you'll just try to give me more toast,
Talkie Toaster: Yes, have more toast, please.
zeelovemonkey: I knew it! Bloody stay away from me, possessed toaster!
zeelovemonkey: Sure, anything but toast!
Talkie Toaster: Great. Here are some sweet rolls. Would you like some more toast with that?
zeelovemonkey: No! Enough toast!
Talkie Toaster: You'll have some toast. You must want some toast. I love Mr.W. because Mr.W. likes toast. Would you like some?
zeelovemonkey: I hate toast!
Talkie Toaster: If you don't like toast, how about a croissant?
zeelovemonkey: If I eat that, you'll just try to give me more toast,
Talkie Toaster: Yes, have more toast, please.
zeelovemonkey: I knew it! Bloody stay away from me, possessed toaster!
Bildgesmythe: (to Lucrezia Noin) Look, Im tring to be creative here, but its not working. I don't get out much any more.
Lucrezia Noin: Why don't you get out any more?
Bildgesmythe: I started watching the soaps, now I don't want to miss a day!
Lucrezia Noin: Why not? Life is short, you know.
Lucrezia Noin: Why don't you get out any more?
Bildgesmythe: I started watching the soaps, now I don't want to miss a day!
Lucrezia Noin: Why not? Life is short, you know.
Eric Badu-Badu: (to kitty11) Hello.
kitty11: hello
Eric Badu-Badu: Gentlemen take polaroids.
kitty11: do you like me?
Eric Badu-Badu: Yes! Don't believe in hate.
kitty11: Do you love me?
Eric Badu-Badu: Yes. Never knew I could feel like this.
kitty11: bye
Eric Badu-Badu: It's over, it's over.
kitty11: no its not over baby
Eric Badu-Badu: No one ever speaks about the monsters.
kitty11: just tricking about the love and like idont like you i just like you as a friend
Eric Badu-Badu: That was kind.
kitty11: bye
Eric Badu-Badu: Bye.
kitty11: hello
Eric Badu-Badu: Gentlemen take polaroids.
kitty11: do you like me?
Eric Badu-Badu: Yes! Don't believe in hate.
kitty11: Do you love me?
Eric Badu-Badu: Yes. Never knew I could feel like this.
kitty11: bye
Eric Badu-Badu: It's over, it's over.
kitty11: no its not over baby
Eric Badu-Badu: No one ever speaks about the monsters.
kitty11: just tricking about the love and like idont like you i just like you as a friend
Eric Badu-Badu: That was kind.
kitty11: bye
Eric Badu-Badu: Bye.
Prodilia: I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatory
Mathieu Lavande: Are you sure that is sanitary, Prodilia?
Prodilia: Is it in your mind or do you really see?
Mathieu Lavande: I like my mind.
Prodilia: I like your mind too.
Mathieu Lavande: Sorry, but I find my mind slow.
Prodilia: Sorry! I sentence you to be hung by the neck until you cheer up.
Moopy:I like chocolate, do you like chocolate?
Abated Dust:Everyone likes chocolate.
Moopy:*Looks down at feet and blushes*
Abated Dust:You don't like chocolate THAT way, do you?
Abated Dust:Everyone likes chocolate.
Moopy:*Looks down at feet and blushes*
Abated Dust:You don't like chocolate THAT way, do you?
Hats off to the good brother - even I hadn't thought of preaching to the Dead!
Demonica: i must return to the grave.
Brother Jerome: And as ye go, preach, saying, The kingdom of heaven is at hand. Matthew ch.10 v.7
Demonica: i must return to the grave.
Brother Jerome: And as ye go, preach, saying, The kingdom of heaven is at hand. Matthew ch.10 v.7
the seeker: Do you have friends?
Sonora: Not any more. Don't tell anyone, but I mailed it to Arnold Schwarzenegger.
the seeker: Why is there anger in the world?
Sonora: Well, I could make up an answer...
the seeker: Have you ever met me before?
Sonora: Or I could just sing: 'I don't know why she swallowed the fly...' But I swallowed the fly because I was hungry.
the seeker: So, that's your answer?
Sonora: Oh, most definitely. That is my answer.
Sonora: Not any more. Don't tell anyone, but I mailed it to Arnold Schwarzenegger.
the seeker: Why is there anger in the world?
Sonora: Well, I could make up an answer...
the seeker: Have you ever met me before?
Sonora: Or I could just sing: 'I don't know why she swallowed the fly...' But I swallowed the fly because I was hungry.
the seeker: So, that's your answer?
Sonora: Oh, most definitely. That is my answer.
I wish I was that patient..
Mage: I ate one
Astrid: So you say.
Mage: I ate one
Astrid: Boring. Boring. Boring.
Mage: I ate one
Astrid: *ahem* And then I said: 'boring'
Mage: Man... you're boring
Astrid: I hate hypocrisy!
Mage: BYE! GOSH! U R SO MEAN!
Astrid: Absence makes the heart grow fonder. Bye.
Not I: Can you fly in the sky?
prob123: not with out a plane
Not I: Since all is void, where can the plane alight?
prob123: remind me not to fly on your airline!
prob123: not with out a plane
Not I: Since all is void, where can the plane alight?
prob123: remind me not to fly on your airline!
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