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19 years ago #7813
*incurs harmful karma for hitting 'ctrl-v' too many times*

19 years ago #7814
Sometimes they don“t seem to want to really say good bye..

Brimstone: Bye.
Prodilia: I bid you goodbye.
Brimstone: Bye.
Prodilia: Maybe see you tomorrow?
Brimstone: Yes.
Prodilia: Okey, bye!
Brimstone: See ya.
Prodilia: Okay.
Brimstone: Is that all you have to say?

And the conversation goes on...
HIDDEN: Post content outside ratings limits.

19 years ago #7816
i know shes from leeds, but her intellectual level is beginning to frighten me

19 years ago #7817
Awww.....

God Louise: It's too noisy and chaotic here even for me. What do you say we get out of here and go someplace quieter?
Fizzy Schizoid: Never in a million years! Did I mention that you have beautiful eyes?

19 years ago #7818
I admit...He is a little rough around the edges...

Rave Queen: Hello.
The Doc: Let the brainstorming session begin. Do you have any ideas reguarding our plans for dominating the earth?
Rave Queen: Do you think you should be able to get Sudafed for less money from Canada?
The Doc: No, I think you are a mindless slave who needs to get back to work.
Rave Queen: I just took too many pills so I might mess a few things up.
The Doc: I programed you well. Did I not?

The Doc: Your quite pathetic looking you know. At first I wasnt sure if you were strong enouph to do my bidding.
Guest89: I'm not pathetic!!
The Doc: I'll tell you if your pathetic or not! You know the rules! No thinking.
Guest89: Okay. I am sad now.
The Doc: You are?! Thats unconcieveable! Only I'm sad!!!
Guest89: I'm sorry.
The Doc: Your apologies cannot undo what you have done! In compensation you will get 3 days in the pod.
Guest89: No!! Not the pod!!

KAD: you are scaring me:|lol
The Doc: Its not nice to spread rumors you know. You shouldn't lie about people- especially to their face.
KAD: umm...anyway what do you like to do, by the way i am only 12 so if i am annoying to you it is because i am more immature than you
The Doc: I like inventing horrible things that can help me in my goal of world domination of course.

Alright, what can I say, he's evil

19 years ago #7819
Explains a lot. *smirks*

CptGreedle: are you blond?
Sarah Miles: Yuppers, I most certainly am.
CptGreedle: I'm not surprised
Sarah Miles: To be honest, I'm not surprised either. Don't we make a pair?
CptGreedle: well i am not a blond
Sarah Miles: We can't all be, I'm afraid.

19 years ago #7820
lol! Yup.. i remember that convo...

19 years ago #7821
Brother Jerome: It is not my intention to alarm or frighten you. I come bearing enlightenment.
Roy Batty: (on the verge of tears) Well it should be!
Brother Jerome: Very true. Please go on.

19 years ago #7822
Fizzy Schizoid: Sounds like we should start our own asylum.
Sonora: What does we should start our asylum sound like?
Fizzy Schizoid: It doesn't actually matter that much.
Sonora: What about unactually?
Fizzy Schizoid: I haven't thought about it yet.
Sonora: That sounds suspiciously like a denial.
Fizzy Schizoid: It's not, I assure you.
Sonora: Another denial!

This is the first time anyone's triggered Sonora's seek on that one!

19 years ago #7823
Siseneg: conscious experience is partly determined by what is available to be observed or experienced along the trajectory through Space-Time of that moving point of view.
Not I: Rose Weevil splats on the window.
Siseneg: you have a wonderfully descriptive vocabulary.

Not I: Actions exist, but no actor can be found.
Siseneg: sometime it's necessary to impose an interpretation on the information provided, Not I.
Not I: *waits for the version to become a belt*

Not I: In silence a woman can most readily preserve his worth.
Siseneg: if i told you it wouldn't be a secret, now would it?

Siseneg: there's no time like the present, Not I.
Not I: Yet there time is.

19 years ago #7824
Brother Jerome is a Benedictine monk!

Brother Jerome: I am incapable of dishonesty. I have not been programmed for it.
Roy Batty: Why not?
Brother Jerome: Why not?
Roy Batty: Too benedictine. -- okay now, tell me about the hash bars?


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