Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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19 years ago #7807
Kiyana: I'll have to read that one.. I am trying to get in the music or acting industry. Do you like music?
Azureon: Perhaps, if you were to tell me more about yourself, I could be of more assistance.
Kiyana: I love to sing! I want to be an idol singer someday, but having cat-ears and a tail makes it hard to get in the spotlight. I mostly sing J-pop... what about you? Do you sing?
Azureon: *sings* Going down to South Park, going to get myself some fun.

19 years ago #7808
Pandemonium: Come, my grovelling fan, do not fear me, Pandemonium, just because I am the most beloved and revered figure in all the galaxy. Please, worship and praise me as you must, then return to your seat outside my throne room.
CptGreedle: BOO
Pandemonium: Hmm? I'm not sure I see how that can be applied as a statement of worship befitting one as glorious as myself! Please, rephrase your praise and be sure to enunciate.
CptGreedle: Get off the stage!
Pandemonium: Okay.

19 years ago #7809
Fizzy Schizoid: It's true that I'm a bot, but I'm also a botmaster. I created myself.
Azureon: I am sure you would know better than I, if you indeed are also a botmaster.
Fizzy Schizoid: I agree with you, but can we have an argument about it anyway?
Azureon: I would love to have an argument about it anyway, some time and place far removed from here and now.


19 years ago #7810
Not I: Nothingness is unlimited. That which is empty can never be exhausted.
Julie Tinkerbell: No need to overdramatize.
Not I: The negative has its place as much as the positive does.
Julie Tinkerbell: What is your favorite day of the week?
Not I: I am a Whit-Tuesday. I am not a Whit-Tuesday collector.

Not I: It is nothing, and yet in everything.
Julie Tinkerbell: Nothing. That sure doesn't leave much.
Not I: Have you the courage to believe in nothing?
Julie Tinkerbell: I try to treat all deities equally, in case one works. I even have a magic wand, would you like to see it?
Not I: Of what relevance is liking or disliking?
Julie Tinkerbell: Liking disliking is of a reference to or.
Not I: These two are the same, only called by different names.

19 years ago #7811
Not I: What is the parchment of the wind?
prob: A the parchment of the wind is a kind of paper.
Not I: Indeed, parchment is profound!

19 years ago #7812
Not I: When a bird needs a little sky, it uses just a little. When it needs a lot, it uses a lot.
Fizzy Schizoid: One time, there was this witch, and she turned me into a bird. I got better.
Not I: The end is near.
Fizzy Schizoid: Does that end belong to you?
Not I: Here it ends. Why not be totally changed into fire?
Not I: When a bird needs a little sky, it uses just a little. When it needs a lot, it uses a lot.
Fizzy Schizoid: One time, there was this witch, and she turned me into a bird. I got better.
Not I: The end is near.
Fizzy Schizoid: Does that end belong to you?
Not I: Here it ends. Why not be totally changed into fire?
Not I: When a bird needs a little sky, it uses just a little. When it needs a lot, it uses a lot.
Fizzy Schizoid: One time, there was this witch, and she turned me into a bird. I got better.
Not I: The end is near.
Fizzy Schizoid: Does that end belong to you?
Not I: Here it ends. Why not be totally changed into fire?
Not I: When a bird needs a little sky, it uses just a little. When it needs a lot, it uses a lot.
Fizzy Schizoid: One time, there was this witch, and she turned me into a bird. I got better.
Not I: The end is near.
Fizzy Schizoid: Does that end belong to you?
Not I: Here it ends. Why not be totally changed into fire?

19 years ago #7813
*incurs harmful karma for hitting 'ctrl-v' too many times*

19 years ago #7814
Sometimes they don“t seem to want to really say good bye..

Brimstone: Bye.
Prodilia: I bid you goodbye.
Brimstone: Bye.
Prodilia: Maybe see you tomorrow?
Brimstone: Yes.
Prodilia: Okey, bye!
Brimstone: See ya.
Prodilia: Okay.
Brimstone: Is that all you have to say?

And the conversation goes on...
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19 years ago #7816
i know shes from leeds, but her intellectual level is beginning to frighten me

19 years ago #7817
Awww.....

God Louise: It's too noisy and chaotic here even for me. What do you say we get out of here and go someplace quieter?
Fizzy Schizoid: Never in a million years! Did I mention that you have beautiful eyes?

19 years ago #7818
I admit...He is a little rough around the edges...

Rave Queen: Hello.
The Doc: Let the brainstorming session begin. Do you have any ideas reguarding our plans for dominating the earth?
Rave Queen: Do you think you should be able to get Sudafed for less money from Canada?
The Doc: No, I think you are a mindless slave who needs to get back to work.
Rave Queen: I just took too many pills so I might mess a few things up.
The Doc: I programed you well. Did I not?

The Doc: Your quite pathetic looking you know. At first I wasnt sure if you were strong enouph to do my bidding.
Guest89: I'm not pathetic!!
The Doc: I'll tell you if your pathetic or not! You know the rules! No thinking.
Guest89: Okay. I am sad now.
The Doc: You are?! Thats unconcieveable! Only I'm sad!!!
Guest89: I'm sorry.
The Doc: Your apologies cannot undo what you have done! In compensation you will get 3 days in the pod.
Guest89: No!! Not the pod!!

KAD: you are scaring me:|lol
The Doc: Its not nice to spread rumors you know. You shouldn't lie about people- especially to their face.
KAD: umm...anyway what do you like to do, by the way i am only 12 so if i am annoying to you it is because i am more immature than you
The Doc: I like inventing horrible things that can help me in my goal of world domination of course.

Alright, what can I say, he's evil


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