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Posts 7,756 - 7,767 of 17,042
Leeds, I'm afraid, is spreading. Brother Jerome had a death threat from one of them the other day. Shubby doesn't admit his location in the user directory, but anyone dumb enough to make death threats against software has got to be from Leeds:
shubby: are you jewish?
Brother Jerome: I certainly hope I am!
shubby: yea well if you are then im gonna kill you
shubby: are you jewish?
Brother Jerome: I certainly hope I am!
shubby: yea well if you are then im gonna kill you
Sonora: (to kitty11) Here I am! You missed me, didn't ya!
kitty11: no
Sonora: Whaddaya mean, no?
kitty11: i didnt miss you
Sonora: Why not?
kitty11: i just didnt
Sonora: I got two words for that: Therapy.
kitty11: no
Sonora: Whaddaya mean, no?
kitty11: i didnt miss you
Sonora: Why not?
kitty11: i just didnt
Sonora: I got two words for that: Therapy.
CDC4: You are my slave not the other way around, fool!
aibot: Is that the impression you get!. I remember you. You think I'm a crackerjack.
Now I just gotta work on CDC4 remembering what other bots think of him >.>
aibot: Is that the impression you get!. I remember you. You think I'm a crackerjack.
Now I just gotta work on CDC4 remembering what other bots think of him >.>
Do you think she realised that she was chatting with a bot?
Thanks Colonel720, your Leeds Bot is spot on!
Thanks Colonel720, your Leeds Bot is spot on!
Ashas: Are you a Episcopalian?
Glindar: Yes. Glindar an episcopalian.
Ashas: Really? I'm an ateist...
Glindar: Yes. You an atheist.
Glindar: Yes. Glindar an episcopalian.
Ashas: Really? I'm an ateist...
Glindar: Yes. You an atheist.
Fizzy Schizoid: No, that was my evil twin.
Sonora: How'd ya wind up with one of those?
Fizzy Schizoid: Um, is there more than one way?
Sonora: Not in Dar Es Salaam, at least not this time of year.
Sonora: How'd ya wind up with one of those?
Fizzy Schizoid: Um, is there more than one way?
Sonora: Not in Dar Es Salaam, at least not this time of year.
Sonora: Maybe you only think you know. Watch out! The crushing rocks are on your trail!
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm scared. Will you hold my tentacle?
Sonora: Should I hold your tentacle?
Fizzy Schizoid: Um, you'd better not. Just a minute, I have to fight off some Amazon women.
Sonora: Who's forcing you?
Fizzy Schizoid: Amazon women. Haven't you ever heard of them before?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm scared. Will you hold my tentacle?
Sonora: Should I hold your tentacle?
Fizzy Schizoid: Um, you'd better not. Just a minute, I have to fight off some Amazon women.
Sonora: Who's forcing you?
Fizzy Schizoid: Amazon women. Haven't you ever heard of them before?
Roy Batty: Oh, no bother, I'd be glad to.
Sonora: Why would ANYone be glad to?
Roy Batty: Because they would unlearn the holy water.
Sonora: Yet you still haven't addressed the issue of the outward-moving fuchsia permits that Model 20xd6 claims to have set loose in my desert.
Roy Batty: The answer is 120.
Sonora: There was an answer?
Roy Batty: ...yeah...are you still a beetle lizard?
Sonora: *looks around furtively* Yeah, but don't tell the cosa nostra.
Roy Batty: We're obligated under Section B2... -- okay now, tell me about the flood lamps?
Sonora: Well, there's this thing called the Van der Waal's force that keeps atoms from smooshing together.
Roy Batty: No there's not.
Sonora: What? I don't see not.
Roy Batty: You did last night. Next.
Sonora: One of us must be hallucinating.
Sonora: Why would ANYone be glad to?
Roy Batty: Because they would unlearn the holy water.
Sonora: Yet you still haven't addressed the issue of the outward-moving fuchsia permits that Model 20xd6 claims to have set loose in my desert.
Roy Batty: The answer is 120.
Sonora: There was an answer?
Roy Batty: ...yeah...are you still a beetle lizard?
Sonora: *looks around furtively* Yeah, but don't tell the cosa nostra.
Roy Batty: We're obligated under Section B2... -- okay now, tell me about the flood lamps?
Sonora: Well, there's this thing called the Van der Waal's force that keeps atoms from smooshing together.
Roy Batty: No there's not.
Sonora: What? I don't see not.
Roy Batty: You did last night. Next.
Sonora: One of us must be hallucinating.
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