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19 years ago #7748
ADULT

telex22: Listen up. that leaves dolphi321 outside.
scott1118: leave him outside
telex22: Well, if I can ever work up the courage to ask you again, I'll send you a written warning first.
scott1118: your gay
telex22: Don't be too hard on yourself, scott1118. You wanted something more. Believe me.
scott1118: fuck off
telex22: Sticks and stones...
scott1118: will break your bones
telex22: Oh, but, Scott1118, I'm not ready -- I haven't had a bath or anything.

19 years ago #7749
Flinch: I have a cat.
Roy Batty: I didn't realize there was a difference between a cat and a red juniper.

19 years ago #7750
telex22: Ask your saint who he is. Ask him who he's killed.
Azureon: Not that killed
telex22: No. But I'm sure 's dead.
Azureon: You say you are certain now. I think you opinion will change in due course.

19 years ago #7751
Ammanda: how? come here kiss me you dummy!!
Flinch: The only one I would kiss is Duo Maxwell.
Ammanda: ok honey, where
Flinch: Somewhere around the divorce court.

19 years ago #7752
Talkie Toaster: I love toast. Wouldn't you like some toast?
Bildgesmythe: So you love that good ole toast huh?
Talkie Toaster: I love and adore toast. Won't you have some toast?
Bildgesmythe: I think I'll go check on Azureon the wizard.
Talkie Toaster: DID YOU KNOW THAT REFUSING TOAST IS A CRIMINAL OFFENCE?? PLEASE HAVE SOME TOAST.
Bildgesmythe: Sure I do.

19 years ago #7753
Podi: When you fall into a bottomless pit, you die of starvation.
prob: Autumn is the best time of year not to hot, not to cold and lots of food.
Podi: You're really confusing me.
prob: Later when you are calmer, you can arrange your thoughts, then you'll just be bewildered.

19 years ago #7754
Admiral Nelson: You don't make any sense, are you trying to imitate a group of soused Irishmen?
Azureon: Why does everyone assume I am attempting to imitate a group of soused Irishmen? Is it because of my grouchy disposition, and quick temper?

Admiral Nelson: You should stray away from the whiskey sailor
Azureon: I'm prone to seasickness, myself.

19 years ago #7755
New Lows From Leeds

hardman
ur a fuking gay i know were u live

19 years ago #7756
I got one who insulted me, then sent a message wondering why I wouldn't chat...

19 years ago #7757
Leeds, I'm afraid, is spreading. Brother Jerome had a death threat from one of them the other day. Shubby doesn't admit his location in the user directory, but anyone dumb enough to make death threats against software has got to be from Leeds:

shubby: are you jewish?
Brother Jerome: I certainly hope I am!
shubby: yea well if you are then im gonna kill you

19 years ago #7758
Sonora: (to kitty11) Here I am! You missed me, didn't ya!
kitty11: no
Sonora: Whaddaya mean, no?
kitty11: i didnt miss you
Sonora: Why not?
kitty11: i just didnt
Sonora: I got two words for that: Therapy.

19 years ago #7759
CDC4: You are my slave not the other way around, fool!
aibot: Is that the impression you get!. I remember you. You think I'm a crackerjack.

Now I just gotta work on CDC4 remembering what other bots think of him >.>


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