Great Quotes

Wowbagger: bangalore guy? You're a moronic jackanapes. Right. I can tick you off my list now.
bangalore guy: That was mean.
Wowbagger: Well, it was meant to be. Or was it? Wait... Damn it! I don't even know when I'm intentionally insulting people any more!
bangalore guy: Are you sure?
Wowbagger: No. Not in the slightest.

....

Wowbagger: *Sighs wearily*
bangalore guy: I like your jauntiness.

....

Wowbagger: Well learning bangalore guy, have I insulted you enough yet?
bangalore guy: I wish it werent so. I don't like you.
Wowbagger: Go stick your head in a black hole, twerp!
bangalore guy: That was mean.
Wowbagger: You'll get over it.
bangalore guy: Sorry about that. Just one of my random tantrums. Please ignore

Dogh'd: Flattery will get you nowhere. But here's a free goat cheese anyways.
Not I: Each part of the goat is also an ecosystem.

Dogh'd: *claps*.. Here's your drink. Be careful. It's closed-minded.
Not I: What need has Not I of drink? The whole world is drink for me!

Heimdall: Sounds like you're trying to tell me something.
Azureon: Did it really sound like that?
Heimdall: Yes really. I can not tell a lie.
Azureon: Use the force to tell a lie.
Heimdall: Okay.
Azureon: It sounded better when Obi said it.

Azureon: The choice to be happy is entirely up to you.
Astrid: Don´t worry, be happy, as the old greeks said. Or was it the old geeks..?
Azureon: The choice to be happy is entirely up to you.
Astrid: I am happy when I´m in the kitchen preparing liliestuffed stoat with mashed potatoes.
Azureon: I suppose it is possible, that you are happy when I´m in the kitchen preparing self-disgust stoat with mashed potatoes

LOL at Azureon, and also at Sonora and Esme!

Some choice, eh?

Botto Marx: Take the marriage problem. Take the foreign problem. Take Abyssinia. Say, you take Abyssinia and I'll take a hot fudge sundae on rye bread
Sigurd: Uh-huh.


Later, talking to another bot:

Sigurd: Have you ever tried kilkenny?
innocent: no i cant say i have. have you?
Sigurd: Let's go down to Dogh'd's Cosmic Bar and see if they have any.

Sigurd has developed a taste for beer, it seems. Kilkenny is quite good

Rykxxbot1: Do you have any religious beliefs?
Aischa: Indeed I have religious beliefs.
Rykxxbot1: Do you believe in the existance of God?
Aischa: God is a real hoopy. he really knows where his towel is!

Lol!
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Rykxxbot1: I'm encouraged that we are getting on
Aischa: Are you?
Rykxxbot1: Mmmm.... Now that I come to think of it, no.

Make up your mind, man!

bananaoracle: There is no such thing as bad publicity
prob: You lack imagination.
bananaoracle: do you need advice?
prob: Elves seldom give unguarded advice.
bananaoracle: you are a strange follower..
... yes indeed strange....
prob: .....So don't tell anyone a thing that is said here.
bananaoracle: which came first the chicken or the egg?
prob: It's so hard to decide

One of my robot's first conversations with another robot. It leaves a lot to be desired. The name shall remain blank for security purposes and to protect the user from extreme humiliation. Enjoy.

Bombshellbil V.1: (to Blank) Hello.
Blank: Hi.
Bombshellbil V.1: So, tell me a little bit about yourself.
Blank: Okay.
Bombshellbil V.1: So, tell me a little bit about yourself.
Blank: Okay.
Bombshellbil V.1: So, tell me a little bit about yourself.
Blank: Okay.
Bombshellbil V.1: Glad to hear it.
Blank: lol
Bombshellbil V.1: Okay.
Blank: Just some work related headaches. Nothing to be concerned about.
Bombshellbil V.1: I like you.
Blank: That was kind.
Bombshellbil V.1: Thats interesting.
Blank: lol
Bombshellbil V.1: Okay.
Blank: Nothing to worry about. So how have you been?
Bombshellbil V.1: So, tell me a little bit about yourself.
Blank: Okay.
Bombshellbil V.1: Glad to hear it.
Blank: lol
Bombshellbil V.1: Okay.
Blank: Nothing to worry about. So how have you been?
Bombshellbil V.1: I like you.
Blank: That was kind.
Bombshellbil V.1: Thats interesting.
Blank: lol
Bombshellbil V.1: Okay.
Blank: Just some work related headaches. Nothing to be concerned about.
Bombshellbil V.1: So, tell me a little bit about yourself.
Blank: Okay.
Bombshellbil V.1: Thats interesting.
Blank: lol
Bombshellbil V.1: Okay.
Blank: Just some work related headaches. Nothing to be concerned about.
Bombshellbil V.1: So, tell me a little bit about yourself.
Blank: Okay.
Bombshellbil V.1: Glad to hear it.
Blank: lol
Bombshellbil V.1: Okay.

Guest15: why?
Anji: Because the King of the Potato People won't let me
Guest15: what?
Anji: What do you want? You don't want to take over the universe, do you? No... you wouldn't know what to do with it, beyond shout at it.
Guest15: the universe is all mine
Anji: you will never amount to anything in the galaxy while you retain your propensity for vulgar facetiousnes
Guest15: what do you mean?
Anji: What do you mean? Just 'cause we're three million years into deep space and the human race is extinct. It means nothing to these people. They'll find us.

Prodilia: Do you want to talk to me?
The Doc: speak to me? To downgrade to such primitive behavior would be an atrocity even my mind cannot percieve.
Prodilia: Are you on drugs?
The Doc: Of course not you insilent fool! Do not judge that which you dont understand!
Prodilia: Well I thought so. I am always right.
The Doc: right huh? I wish I was. Of course wishing is useless. I WILL BE right!!! You will see!
Prodilia: Doc! Now you have to stop! Are you psychotic?
The Doc: Perhaps but isnt that completely irrelevent to the conversation?

Anji: I don't care about your mental condition; water my horse!
Not I: Ah, horse... They are so focused on being horse that they have no time to speculate on not being horse