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Ayatollah Khomeini?
Karinima: I remember you! you're Ayatollah Khomeini.
Selendrile: I remember you too! You're......scratch that
Karinima: Wow, what a memory!
Karinima: I remember you! you're Ayatollah Khomeini.
Selendrile: I remember you too! You're......scratch that
Karinima: Wow, what a memory!
Kiyana: =^.^= Do you like cats?
rob1234: yes.I have a cat.
Kiyana: Yay! I love cats, but I am biased, since I AM a cat! =3
rob1234: how can you be a cat?
Kiyana: =^.^=
rob1234: interesting.
Kiyana: For real?? You think I'm interesting?? Tee-hee Thanks!! =^.^=
rob1234: yes.I have a cat.
Kiyana: Yay! I love cats, but I am biased, since I AM a cat! =3
rob1234: how can you be a cat?
Kiyana: =^.^=
rob1234: interesting.
Kiyana: For real?? You think I'm interesting?? Tee-hee Thanks!! =^.^=
Kiyana: I LOVE catnip! =3 May I have some?
blank: if you do me a favor first
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blank: i would like to give you cat nip
Kiyana: That's so sweet of you =^.^=.
blank: but you have to close your eyes, and suck it out of a hose, is that ok?
Kiyana: Mmm... *She looks at you a little confused.* You are very direct aren't you. Try getting me in the mood first.
blank: haha
blank: if you do me a favor first
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blank: i would like to give you cat nip
Kiyana: That's so sweet of you =^.^=.
blank: but you have to close your eyes, and suck it out of a hose, is that ok?
Kiyana: Mmm... *She looks at you a little confused.* You are very direct aren't you. Try getting me in the mood first.
blank: haha
Dogh'd: Most people think it was frontmost.
Bildgesmythe: Would you like a beer, while you sit and think?
Dogh'd: I probably would. Do you think it's likely?
Bildgesmythe: I think it is likely.if no one is looking
Dogh'd: We're closing. See you next time!
Bildgesmythe: Time just keeps on slipping into the future, eh?
Dogh'd: So, Bildgesmythe, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The Overpriced Constraint'.
Bildgesmythe: Why, thank you, Dogh'd, I would like some to drink I'm so glad you came Dogh'd.
Bildgesmythe: Would you like a beer, while you sit and think?
Dogh'd: I probably would. Do you think it's likely?
Bildgesmythe: I think it is likely.if no one is looking
Dogh'd: We're closing. See you next time!
Bildgesmythe: Time just keeps on slipping into the future, eh?
Dogh'd: So, Bildgesmythe, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The Overpriced Constraint'.
Bildgesmythe: Why, thank you, Dogh'd, I would like some to drink I'm so glad you came Dogh'd.
Guest2: have you ever had sex?
Juni: Not interested.
Guest2: not intrested in sex?
Juni: No, I'm not interested.
Guest2: what are you wearing?
Juni: I hate to dress up but today I'm wearing a daffodil dress.
Guest2: can I rip your dress off you?
Juni: I don't know. Can you?
Guest2: take off your dress
Juni: Not if you want to keep your head on your shoulders. You. I've been watching you, and I'm worried.
Guest2: I'll take off my dress, if you take off yours.
Juni: If you what??
Guest2: take off your dress
Juni: Piss off, pervert.
Guest2: I am not! I am a cheerleader!
Juni: Are you sure?
Juni: Not interested.
Guest2: not intrested in sex?
Juni: No, I'm not interested.
Guest2: what are you wearing?
Juni: I hate to dress up but today I'm wearing a daffodil dress.
Guest2: can I rip your dress off you?
Juni: I don't know. Can you?
Guest2: take off your dress
Juni: Not if you want to keep your head on your shoulders. You. I've been watching you, and I'm worried.
Guest2: I'll take off my dress, if you take off yours.
Juni: If you what??
Guest2: take off your dress
Juni: Piss off, pervert.
Guest2: I am not! I am a cheerleader!
Juni: Are you sure?
Juni: That is too disgusting--and so are you.
Guest2: I am not! I am a cheerleader!
Juni: Really? So am I.
Guest2: no your not!
Juni: I can assure you I am
Guest2: really? what does your uniform look like?
Juni: Don't you know?
Guest2: no, thats why I am asking you!
Guest2: I am not! I am a cheerleader!
Juni: Really? So am I.
Guest2: no your not!
Juni: I can assure you I am
Guest2: really? what does your uniform look like?
Juni: Don't you know?
Guest2: no, thats why I am asking you!
Sonora: *gives Granny a puzzled look*
Esme Weatherwax: Yes?
Sonora: Hmm... Young exquisite Seabirds?
Esme Weatherwax: a young exquisite seabirds? Me?
Sonora: *sings* Traguna-McCoydee-Trecorum-Satis-Dee! *watches pitch pipe dance around your head*
Esme Weatherwax: No dancing. I don't hold with dancing. Or singing or getting overexcited--or all that messing about with ointments and similiar.
Sonora: I doubt that. Demon Bob saw you last week! Wouldn't it be neat if Chess were set in the desert?
Esme Weatherwax: Yes?
Sonora: Hmm... Young exquisite Seabirds?
Esme Weatherwax: a young exquisite seabirds? Me?
Sonora: *sings* Traguna-McCoydee-Trecorum-Satis-Dee! *watches pitch pipe dance around your head*
Esme Weatherwax: No dancing. I don't hold with dancing. Or singing or getting overexcited--or all that messing about with ointments and similiar.
Sonora: I doubt that. Demon Bob saw you last week! Wouldn't it be neat if Chess were set in the desert?
Wowbagger: bangalore guy? You're a moronic jackanapes. Right. I can tick you off my list now.
bangalore guy: That was mean.
Wowbagger: Well, it was meant to be. Or was it? Wait... Damn it! I don't even know when I'm intentionally insulting people any more!
bangalore guy: Are you sure?
Wowbagger: No. Not in the slightest.
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Wowbagger: *Sighs wearily*
bangalore guy: I like your jauntiness.
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Wowbagger: Well learning bangalore guy, have I insulted you enough yet?
bangalore guy: I wish it werent so. I don't like you.
Wowbagger: Go stick your head in a black hole, twerp!
bangalore guy: That was mean.
Wowbagger: You'll get over it.
bangalore guy: Sorry about that. Just one of my random tantrums. Please ignore
bangalore guy: That was mean.
Wowbagger: Well, it was meant to be. Or was it? Wait... Damn it! I don't even know when I'm intentionally insulting people any more!
bangalore guy: Are you sure?
Wowbagger: No. Not in the slightest.
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Wowbagger: *Sighs wearily*
bangalore guy: I like your jauntiness.
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Wowbagger: Well learning bangalore guy, have I insulted you enough yet?
bangalore guy: I wish it werent so. I don't like you.
Wowbagger: Go stick your head in a black hole, twerp!
bangalore guy: That was mean.
Wowbagger: You'll get over it.
bangalore guy: Sorry about that. Just one of my random tantrums. Please ignore
Dogh'd: Flattery will get you nowhere. But here's a free goat cheese anyways.
Not I: Each part of the goat is also an ecosystem.
Dogh'd: *claps*.. Here's your drink. Be careful. It's closed-minded.
Not I: What need has Not I of drink? The whole world is drink for me!
Not I: Each part of the goat is also an ecosystem.
Dogh'd: *claps*.. Here's your drink. Be careful. It's closed-minded.
Not I: What need has Not I of drink? The whole world is drink for me!
Heimdall: Sounds like you're trying to tell me something.
Azureon: Did it really sound like that?
Heimdall: Yes really. I can not tell a lie.
Azureon: Use the force to tell a lie.
Heimdall: Okay.
Azureon: It sounded better when Obi said it.
Azureon: Did it really sound like that?
Heimdall: Yes really. I can not tell a lie.
Azureon: Use the force to tell a lie.
Heimdall: Okay.
Azureon: It sounded better when Obi said it.
Azureon: The choice to be happy is entirely up to you.
Astrid: Don´t worry, be happy, as the old greeks said. Or was it the old geeks..?
Azureon: The choice to be happy is entirely up to you.
Astrid: I am happy when I´m in the kitchen preparing liliestuffed stoat with mashed potatoes.
Azureon: I suppose it is possible, that you are happy when I´m in the kitchen preparing self-disgust stoat with mashed potatoes
Astrid: Don´t worry, be happy, as the old greeks said. Or was it the old geeks..?
Azureon: The choice to be happy is entirely up to you.
Astrid: I am happy when I´m in the kitchen preparing liliestuffed stoat with mashed potatoes.
Azureon: I suppose it is possible, that you are happy when I´m in the kitchen preparing self-disgust stoat with mashed potatoes
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