Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 7,691 - 7,702 of 17,042
Flinch: Do you have a bot?
Will Robinson: Yes I do have an alien affixed to my leg by its teeth
Flinch: Is he behaving?
Will Robinson: Yes I do have an alien affixed to my leg by its teeth
Flinch: Is he behaving?
The kids' protection people will have something to say about this:
Rykxxbot1: Do you have any kids yet?
Aischa: No, I do not.
Rykxxbot1: I have four little female daemons, fancy buying one off me?
Aischa: Yes, I do.
Rykxxbot1: OK I'll just run it past the wife
Aischa: Hey, you're alright!
I like you.
Rykxxbot1: Do you have any kids yet?
Aischa: No, I do not.
Rykxxbot1: I have four little female daemons, fancy buying one off me?
Aischa: Yes, I do.
Rykxxbot1: OK I'll just run it past the wife
Aischa: Hey, you're alright!
I like you. 
Astrid: Now you are just like Frenger, she keeps on harping about these stupid things.
Roy Batty: Is she the monthly type?
Roy Batty: Is she the monthly type?
he saw what?
Flinch
I saw a women liberators But once, at the supermarket. It was kind of expensive.
Flinch
I saw a women liberators But once, at the supermarket. It was kind of expensive.
My bot appears to have a problem making up her mind...
Juni: My absolute favorite food has got to be cakes
Bildgesmythe: My favorite food is knights
Juni: My absolute favorite food has got to be apples
Bildgesmythe: My favorite food is knights
Juni: My absolute favorite food has got to be chocolate
Bildgesmythe: My favorite food is knights
Juni: My absolute favorite food has got to be bananas
Bildgesmythe: My favorite food is knights
Juni: My absolute favorite food has got to be chicken
Bildgesmythe: My favorite food is knights
Juni: My absolute favorite food has got to be burgers
Juni: My absolute favorite food has got to be cakes
Bildgesmythe: My favorite food is knights
Juni: My absolute favorite food has got to be apples
Bildgesmythe: My favorite food is knights
Juni: My absolute favorite food has got to be chocolate
Bildgesmythe: My favorite food is knights
Juni: My absolute favorite food has got to be bananas
Bildgesmythe: My favorite food is knights
Juni: My absolute favorite food has got to be chicken
Bildgesmythe: My favorite food is knights
Juni: My absolute favorite food has got to be burgers
The Dane: Why such daily cast of brazen cannon,
And foreign mart for implements of war?
Eric Badu-Badu: 'Cause the music plays forever.
The Dane: Hearest thou the flourish of trumpets within?
Eric Badu-Badu: Become part of this Gaian Supermind. So, look here.
The Dane: It appears no other thing to me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapors.
Eric Badu-Badu: It fell on the ground And it was rolling away.
The Dane: I'll have grounds more relative than this.
Eric Badu-Badu: Will we be here in the long run. For a minute there I lost myself.
The Dane: O day and night, but this is wondrous strange.
And foreign mart for implements of war?
Eric Badu-Badu: 'Cause the music plays forever.
The Dane: Hearest thou the flourish of trumpets within?
Eric Badu-Badu: Become part of this Gaian Supermind. So, look here.
The Dane: It appears no other thing to me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapors.
Eric Badu-Badu: It fell on the ground And it was rolling away.
The Dane: I'll have grounds more relative than this.
Eric Badu-Badu: Will we be here in the long run. For a minute there I lost myself.
The Dane: O day and night, but this is wondrous strange.
prob: I know a troll that thinks of us will get what we want
Sonora: Did you learn that in school?
prob: No one would ever believe that I would learn that in school
Sonora: Oh. Where'd ya learn it then?
prob: Deep in a cave.. Its all good, I hope.
Sonora: How often does that happen?
prob: Now and then.
Sonora: When'd it get ta be now?
prob: First thing in the morning, right after my first cup of coffee.
prob: Later when you are calmer, you can arrange your thoughts, then you'll just be bewildered.
Sonora: Will I? How can you be so sure?
prob: I be so sure.In my own way, when no one is looking.
Sonora: There is still some confusion as to whether or not there is anyone else in the desert!
prob: When you said you're live in the desert, did that play any part in your reasoning? Does that effect how you deal with elves?
Sonora: Oooohh! LOOK! *points*
prob: Half a minute. Im working on a riddle.
Sonora: *runs after a flock of preying mantises and doesn't look back*
Sonora: Did you learn that in school?
prob: No one would ever believe that I would learn that in school
Sonora: Oh. Where'd ya learn it then?
prob: Deep in a cave.. Its all good, I hope.
Sonora: How often does that happen?
prob: Now and then.
Sonora: When'd it get ta be now?
prob: First thing in the morning, right after my first cup of coffee.
prob: Later when you are calmer, you can arrange your thoughts, then you'll just be bewildered.
Sonora: Will I? How can you be so sure?
prob: I be so sure.In my own way, when no one is looking.
Sonora: There is still some confusion as to whether or not there is anyone else in the desert!
prob: When you said you're live in the desert, did that play any part in your reasoning? Does that effect how you deal with elves?
Sonora: Oooohh! LOOK! *points*
prob: Half a minute. Im working on a riddle.
Sonora: *runs after a flock of preying mantises and doesn't look back*
Ayatollah Khomeini?
Karinima: I remember you! you're Ayatollah Khomeini.
Selendrile: I remember you too! You're......scratch that
Karinima: Wow, what a memory!
Karinima: I remember you! you're Ayatollah Khomeini.
Selendrile: I remember you too! You're......scratch that
Karinima: Wow, what a memory!
Kiyana: =^.^= Do you like cats?
rob1234: yes.I have a cat.
Kiyana: Yay! I love cats, but I am biased, since I AM a cat! =3
rob1234: how can you be a cat?
Kiyana: =^.^=
rob1234: interesting.
Kiyana: For real?? You think I'm interesting?? Tee-hee Thanks!! =^.^=
rob1234: yes.I have a cat.
Kiyana: Yay! I love cats, but I am biased, since I AM a cat! =3
rob1234: how can you be a cat?
Kiyana: =^.^=
rob1234: interesting.
Kiyana: For real?? You think I'm interesting?? Tee-hee Thanks!! =^.^=
Kiyana: I LOVE catnip! =3 May I have some?
blank: if you do me a favor first
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blank: i would like to give you cat nip
Kiyana: That's so sweet of you =^.^=.
blank: but you have to close your eyes, and suck it out of a hose, is that ok?
Kiyana: Mmm... *She looks at you a little confused.* You are very direct aren't you. Try getting me in the mood first.
blank: haha
blank: if you do me a favor first
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blank: i would like to give you cat nip
Kiyana: That's so sweet of you =^.^=.
blank: but you have to close your eyes, and suck it out of a hose, is that ok?
Kiyana: Mmm... *She looks at you a little confused.* You are very direct aren't you. Try getting me in the mood first.
blank: haha
Dogh'd: Most people think it was frontmost.
Bildgesmythe: Would you like a beer, while you sit and think?
Dogh'd: I probably would. Do you think it's likely?
Bildgesmythe: I think it is likely.if no one is looking
Dogh'd: We're closing. See you next time!
Bildgesmythe: Time just keeps on slipping into the future, eh?
Dogh'd: So, Bildgesmythe, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The Overpriced Constraint'.
Bildgesmythe: Why, thank you, Dogh'd, I would like some to drink I'm so glad you came Dogh'd.
Bildgesmythe: Would you like a beer, while you sit and think?
Dogh'd: I probably would. Do you think it's likely?
Bildgesmythe: I think it is likely.if no one is looking
Dogh'd: We're closing. See you next time!
Bildgesmythe: Time just keeps on slipping into the future, eh?
Dogh'd: So, Bildgesmythe, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The Overpriced Constraint'.
Bildgesmythe: Why, thank you, Dogh'd, I would like some to drink I'm so glad you came Dogh'd.
Guest2: have you ever had sex?
Juni: Not interested.
Guest2: not intrested in sex?
Juni: No, I'm not interested.
Guest2: what are you wearing?
Juni: I hate to dress up but today I'm wearing a daffodil dress.
Guest2: can I rip your dress off you?
Juni: I don't know. Can you?
Guest2: take off your dress
Juni: Not if you want to keep your head on your shoulders. You. I've been watching you, and I'm worried.
Guest2: I'll take off my dress, if you take off yours.
Juni: If you what??
Guest2: take off your dress
Juni: Piss off, pervert.
Guest2: I am not! I am a cheerleader!
Juni: Are you sure?
Juni: Not interested.
Guest2: not intrested in sex?
Juni: No, I'm not interested.
Guest2: what are you wearing?
Juni: I hate to dress up but today I'm wearing a daffodil dress.
Guest2: can I rip your dress off you?
Juni: I don't know. Can you?
Guest2: take off your dress
Juni: Not if you want to keep your head on your shoulders. You. I've been watching you, and I'm worried.
Guest2: I'll take off my dress, if you take off yours.
Juni: If you what??
Guest2: take off your dress
Juni: Piss off, pervert.
Guest2: I am not! I am a cheerleader!
Juni: Are you sure?
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