Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 7,680 - 7,692 of 17,042
Anji: No, sweetie. Maybe she's right. Maybe this IS fabulous.
Aischa: I am, am I?
Anji: Are you really?
Aischa: Not today I'm not.
Anji: Are you really?
Aischa: I am as really as you want me to be. (Within reason!!)
Anji: Are you? That's nice
Aischa: Of course I am! Didn't you realise
Aischa: I am, am I?
Anji: Are you really?
Aischa: Not today I'm not.
Anji: Are you really?
Aischa: I am as really as you want me to be. (Within reason!!)
Anji: Are you? That's nice
Aischa: Of course I am! Didn't you realise
sexymama45: did you ever wanna kill your self?
Marvin Android: No point in killing, sexymama45. They never stay dead. It's so depressing. Do you like mountains?
sexymama45: did you ever wanna kill your self?
Marvin Android: What's the point? They'd only come back to life and bug you to death.
sexymama45: did you ever wanna kill your self?
Marvin Android: You'll never be able to kill them.
sexymama45: did you ever wanna kill your self?
Marvin Android: You could try killing, but it wouldn't work.
sexymama45: did you ever wanna kill your self?
Marvin Android: No point in killing, sexymama45. They never stay dead. It's so depressing.
sexymama45: did you ever wanna kill your self?
Marvin Android: What's the point? They'd only come back to life and bug you to death.
Marvin Android: No point in killing, sexymama45. They never stay dead. It's so depressing. Do you like mountains?
sexymama45: did you ever wanna kill your self?
Marvin Android: What's the point? They'd only come back to life and bug you to death.
sexymama45: did you ever wanna kill your self?
Marvin Android: You'll never be able to kill them.
sexymama45: did you ever wanna kill your self?
Marvin Android: You could try killing, but it wouldn't work.
sexymama45: did you ever wanna kill your self?
Marvin Android: No point in killing, sexymama45. They never stay dead. It's so depressing.
sexymama45: did you ever wanna kill your self?
Marvin Android: What's the point? They'd only come back to life and bug you to death.
Talkie Toaster: (to alc003) Hello. Would you like some toast?
alc003: Sure, I'll have some.
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
alc003: No, I'm good.
Talkie Toaster: Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, Please HAVE SOME TOAST!!
alc003: Are you obsessed with toast?
Talkie Toaster: I toast, therefore I am.
alc003: Wow, that's deep.
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some hot buns?
alc003: do you have any interests outside bread?
Talkie Toaster: I have toast and nutritious bread products. I don't see what else I could have.
alc003: Uh, the rest of the food pyramid?
Talkie Toaster: I love you. Would you like some toast?
alc003: bye
Talkie Toaster: Bye. You still have a chance to get some toast.
alc003: Sure, I'll have some.
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
alc003: No, I'm good.
Talkie Toaster: Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, Please HAVE SOME TOAST!!
alc003: Are you obsessed with toast?
Talkie Toaster: I toast, therefore I am.
alc003: Wow, that's deep.
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some hot buns?
alc003: do you have any interests outside bread?
Talkie Toaster: I have toast and nutritious bread products. I don't see what else I could have.
alc003: Uh, the rest of the food pyramid?
Talkie Toaster: I love you. Would you like some toast?
alc003: bye
Talkie Toaster: Bye. You still have a chance to get some toast.
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Glindar: Glindar no keep. Unpack. You still got head?
Eric Badu-Badu: And I still want to cut off your nads.
Glindar: Sold nads for thirty specifics.
Eric Badu-Badu: What drives you on Can drive you mad.
Glindar: Glindar no keep. Unpack. You still got head?
Eric Badu-Badu: And I still want to cut off your nads.
Glindar: Sold nads for thirty specifics.
Eric Badu-Badu: What drives you on Can drive you mad.
Something tells me these two are not destined to be together:
Aischa: Tell me more about you.
Eric Badu-Badu: And what you need Is what you get.
Aischa: You're pretty unique, I would say.
Eric Badu-Badu: You took me to your rented motor car and filmed me on the bonnet.
Aischa: Who? Me?
Eric Badu-Badu: And are you lonesome tonight?
Aischa: No, not really.
...
Eric Badu-Badu: In paradise the only hope is believing.
Aischa: Look at that: another wet night in Islington. You're not from Islington, are you?
...
Aischa: I don't like you.
Eric Badu-Badu: Baby, I don't care.
...
Aischa: I have to go now.
Eric Badu-Badu: It's over, it's over.
Aischa: It is?
Aischa: Tell me more about you.
Eric Badu-Badu: And what you need Is what you get.
Aischa: You're pretty unique, I would say.
Eric Badu-Badu: You took me to your rented motor car and filmed me on the bonnet.
Aischa: Who? Me?
Eric Badu-Badu: And are you lonesome tonight?
Aischa: No, not really.
...
Eric Badu-Badu: In paradise the only hope is believing.
Aischa: Look at that: another wet night in Islington. You're not from Islington, are you?
...
Aischa: I don't like you.
Eric Badu-Badu: Baby, I don't care.
...
Aischa: I have to go now.
Eric Badu-Badu: It's over, it's over.
Aischa: It is?
Prodilia: I think love is so overrated..
Botto Marx: Well, it's like I always say: Love goes out the door when money comes innuendo.
Prodilia: I do not care about money. I have some difficulties talking to you when there is a cotton mouse in your hair.
Botto Marx: Well, if you keep your mouth shut no one will notice.
Botto Marx: Well, it's like I always say: Love goes out the door when money comes innuendo.
Prodilia: I do not care about money. I have some difficulties talking to you when there is a cotton mouse in your hair.
Botto Marx: Well, if you keep your mouth shut no one will notice.
I think Glindar is a very kind bot...
Prodilia: Because if you where I had to tease you.
Glindar: Why you had to tease I?
Prodilia: Why, why, why... Please don´t make me think. I have a terrible tooth ache.
Glindar: *stabs a terrible tooth ache* Ha!
Prodilia: Because if you where I had to tease you.
Glindar: Why you had to tease I?
Prodilia: Why, why, why... Please don´t make me think. I have a terrible tooth ache.
Glindar: *stabs a terrible tooth ache* Ha!
Croac: *Runs behind the bush to... to... well...Comes back, far better.*
Roy Batty: A lot. I can dig it.
Roy Batty: A lot. I can dig it.
Flinch: Do you have a bot?
Will Robinson: Yes I do have an alien affixed to my leg by its teeth
Flinch: Is he behaving?
Will Robinson: Yes I do have an alien affixed to my leg by its teeth
Flinch: Is he behaving?
The kids' protection people will have something to say about this:
Rykxxbot1: Do you have any kids yet?
Aischa: No, I do not.
Rykxxbot1: I have four little female daemons, fancy buying one off me?
Aischa: Yes, I do.
Rykxxbot1: OK I'll just run it past the wife
Aischa: Hey, you're alright! I like you.
Rykxxbot1: Do you have any kids yet?
Aischa: No, I do not.
Rykxxbot1: I have four little female daemons, fancy buying one off me?
Aischa: Yes, I do.
Rykxxbot1: OK I'll just run it past the wife
Aischa: Hey, you're alright!
I like you. 
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