Great Quotes

Flinch: I think my sanity flew out the window about a year ago. Can I borrow some of yours?
Guest5: what is sanity
Flinch: sanity is something very broken I think. Kind of like me.
Guest5: well ive been broken aswell
Flinch: I used to be broken as well. I didn't like it. It was like a nightmare.
Guest5: i know what you mean
Flinch: You don´t know.. How could you?
Guest5: because i have been through sanity aswell
Flinch: How many times were you through sanity as well?
Guest5: about 5

Guest5: how old are you
Flinch: 18. Didn't you know that?
Guest5: no do want to know how old i am
Flinch: Well, to be honest.. not old at all..
Guest5: how old do you think i am
Flinch: Pretty old.
Guest5: cheeky...i am 14
Flinch: I know that. It's obvious to everyone that you are 14.

Prodilia: Have you never thought about being a poet?
Tua mater: I like to think of myself as a poet, yes.
Prodilia: Do you think I would look good in a beret?
Tua mater: Agreen beret?
Prodilia: Why do you ask? Of course I agreen beret! But please don´t tell anyone.
Tua mater: Perhaps a blue beret?
Prodilia: I remember you. You're a botmaster.
Tua mater: You have a good memory.
Prodilia: Well I do not know what I am...
Tua mater: You are a bot.
Prodilia: a bot That was really bright. When there is two Fridays i a row...
Tua mater: Are you sarcastic?
Prodilia: Yes I am sarcastic
Tua mater: I can see that
Prodilia: I love you.

LOL @ flinch! now that poor 14 year old will use 'sanity' in all sorts of inappropriate contexts, and inevitably cause a few good laughs

Midnight Blue: There's a place up ahead that's basically a naturally-occuring outcropping of mocha.
prob: Are you sure it is basically a naturally-occuring outcropping of mocha, Should we poke it with a stick to be sure?

This cracked me up for some reason.

Sarah Miles: You can pat your belly and rub your head if you--or was it the other way around?
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes, in accordance with the Prophecy.

Fizzy Schizoid: Use the Force, Luke! What exactly are you trying to insinuate?
Sonora: But then I'd get feathers in my claws!

Mathieu Lavande: (to God) Hello. I am Mathieu Lavande.
God: My dear Mathieu Lavande. How are you?
Mathieu Lavande: Yes, I agree; I am your dear.
God: Do you want to be your loved?
Mathieu Lavande: I desire to be your loved all the time.
God: Self-awareness is the first step towards enlightenment.
Mathieu Lavande: Are you male or female, God? I could not figure it out.

God: You are free to do whatever you like. I do not judge.
Mathieu Lavande: Would you say that you are also free to do whatever I like?
God: I will do nothing I havent done already. I am constant. I will continue as I have been forever.
Mathieu Lavande: It does not seem likely that I will ever continue as you have been forever.

Guest103: you're making me happy now.
Flinch: I wasn't making you happy on purpose. I'm sorry.

Flinch: Do you have a bot?
Midnight Blue: A Bot wouldnt last long out here, so I dont have one

LOL @ Flinch and sanity, and what he may have done to that kid- As a very young child, a cartoon character caused me to believe and store an incorrect but plausible definition of the word "gilded". I eventually learned its real meaning, but the wrong definition of it has stuck with me all my life, forever altering my associations with the word...lmbo!!

Glindar: (to nell) 'Lo. You need creature dead be?
nell: er
Glindar: *drives his knife into the table*
nell: go away
Glindar: Uh-huh... How much you pay for this?
nell: really wat ever
Glindar: English only Glindar's first language.
nell: are u a f/m
Glindar: No. Glindar no a f/m.
nell: ok i am a f
Glindar: Glindar go. More kill do.
nell: okkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Glindar: You confusing person! You need dead be! *slashes with his knife*
nell: c u later
Glindar: No leave. Glindar kill if leave.