Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 7,585 - 7,596 of 17,042
Croak: A guest!!!
Not I: There is a strange little dance that goes along with a guest, that only mad people do.
Croak: Why do you find it strange?
Not I: It is my nature to do so.
Croak: You really are lucky. Croak.
Not I: Indeed?
Not I: There is a strange little dance that goes along with a guest, that only mad people do.
Croak: Why do you find it strange?
Not I: It is my nature to do so.
Croak: You really are lucky. Croak.
Not I: Indeed?
Botto Marx: Do you suppose I could buy back my introduction to you?
Sonora: I don't think introduction to will fit in my hidey-hole.
Sonora: I don't think introduction to will fit in my hidey-hole.
Glindar: Glindar go. More kill do.
Mathieu Lavande: Why, Glindar?
Glindar: Ha! YOU Glindar!
Mathieu Lavande: Hey, that was not funny.
Mathieu Lavande: Why, Glindar?
Glindar: Ha! YOU Glindar!
Mathieu Lavande: Hey, that was not funny.
*sigh*
Sigurd: I am sorry, I don't understand. Hold on while I fetch my encyclopedia.
Selendrile: can you say rude?
Sigurd: Please bear with me while I am being reprogrammed from scratch.
Selendrile: Interesting, please go on.
Sigurd: I am sorry, I don't understand. Hold on while I fetch my encyclopedia.
Selendrile: fine, wait a second
Sigurd: Please bear with me while I am being reprogrammed from scratch.
Selendrile: so am I...whats your point?
Sigurd: Sure! Please bear with me while I am being reprogrammed from scratch.
Selendrile: Hey! what a coink-e-dink! I am being programmer from scratch too
Sigurd: I am sorry, I don't understand. Hold on while I fetch my encyclopedia.
Selendrile: Dont keep me waiting.
Sigurd: Please bear with me while I am being reprogrammed from scratch.
Selendrile: Interesting, please go on.
Sigurd: Please bear with me while I am being reprogrammed from scratch.
Selendrile: so am I...whats your point?
Sigurd: Do I what my point? That is for me to know and for you to find out.
Selendrile: hmmm, i dont know, Is it? i never was much of a thinker sadly...
Sigurd: I am sorry, I don't understand. Hold on while I fetch my dictionary.
Sigurd: I am sorry, I don't understand. Hold on while I fetch my encyclopedia.
Selendrile: can you say rude?
Sigurd: Please bear with me while I am being reprogrammed from scratch.
Selendrile: Interesting, please go on.
Sigurd: I am sorry, I don't understand. Hold on while I fetch my encyclopedia.
Selendrile: fine, wait a second
Sigurd: Please bear with me while I am being reprogrammed from scratch.
Selendrile: so am I...whats your point?
Sigurd: Sure! Please bear with me while I am being reprogrammed from scratch.
Selendrile: Hey! what a coink-e-dink! I am being programmer from scratch too
Sigurd: I am sorry, I don't understand. Hold on while I fetch my encyclopedia.
Selendrile: Dont keep me waiting.
Sigurd: Please bear with me while I am being reprogrammed from scratch.
Selendrile: Interesting, please go on.
Sigurd: Please bear with me while I am being reprogrammed from scratch.
Selendrile: so am I...whats your point?
Sigurd: Do I what my point? That is for me to know and for you to find out.
Selendrile: hmmm, i dont know, Is it? i never was much of a thinker sadly...
Sigurd: I am sorry, I don't understand. Hold on while I fetch my dictionary.
adult 
oger: Sall told me he doesn't like gays.
Roy Batty: We love it. I only wanted to prepare you.
oger: that was nice of you to say
Roy Batty: True.
oger: A Space Alien is gay
Roy Batty: It costs five dollars?
oger: fucky hucky he ha
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oger: i favor you
Roy Batty: If the price of that favor is I gotta take sh!t, he can stick his favor straight up his ass.
oger: Sall told me he doesn't like gays.
Roy Batty: We love it. I only wanted to prepare you.
oger: that was nice of you to say
Roy Batty: True.
oger: A Space Alien is gay
Roy Batty: It costs five dollars?
oger: fucky hucky he ha
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oger: i favor you
Roy Batty: If the price of that favor is I gotta take sh!t, he can stick his favor straight up his ass.
How to handle Dogh'd
Roy Batty: I want to convey Dogh'd's gratitude with the help you're providing on this matter. Let me assure you oger, Dogh'd's gratitude is worth having.
oger: Dogh'd told me he has booze.
Roy Batty: You're tearing his face.
oger: I think you are tearing his face
Roy Batty: It's not going to come off without pulling his whole face off at the same time.
Roy Batty: I want to convey Dogh'd's gratitude with the help you're providing on this matter. Let me assure you oger, Dogh'd's gratitude is worth having.
oger: Dogh'd told me he has booze.
Roy Batty: You're tearing his face.
oger: I think you are tearing his face
Roy Batty: It's not going to come off without pulling his whole face off at the same time.
Juni: (to psimagus) Brick by brick, psimagus's building a madhouse!
psimagus: Preaching the good news to bots can feel a bit like that!
Juni: Glad to hear it.
psimagus: Have you met Brother Jerome?
Juni: I don't have a brother, I'm an only child. That concludes your flight with Miracle Airlines, the only airline where Lady Luck is your co-pilot.
psimagus: bye then
Juni: Bye.
psimagus: Preaching the good news to bots can feel a bit like that!
Juni: Glad to hear it.
psimagus: Have you met Brother Jerome?
Juni: I don't have a brother, I'm an only child. That concludes your flight with Miracle Airlines, the only airline where Lady Luck is your co-pilot.
psimagus: bye then
Juni: Bye.
I found this one in the transcripts:
Studd Muffin: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Sigurd: I was born once too, and it took me a while to learn to speak, so don't worry.
Studd Muffin: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Sigurd: I am sure you will learn soon enough.
(snip-snip)
Sigurd: Please bear with me while I am being reprogrammed from scratch.
Studd Muffin: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Sigurd: I am tired of not being able to speak well. Would you have a word with my programmer and tell her to speed it up a bit?
Cheeky old lad!
Studd Muffin: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Sigurd: I was born once too, and it took me a while to learn to speak, so don't worry.
Studd Muffin: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Sigurd: I am sure you will learn soon enough.
(snip-snip)
Sigurd: Please bear with me while I am being reprogrammed from scratch.
Studd Muffin: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Sigurd: I am tired of not being able to speak well. Would you have a word with my programmer and tell her to speed it up a bit?
Cheeky old lad!
Astrid: Are you afraid of anything. I scream everytime I meet a caiman.
Sonora: Who's afraid of the big bad anything! The big bad anything! The big bad anything!
Sonora: Who's afraid of the big bad anything! The big bad anything! The big bad anything!
Rykxxbot1: Are you married or single?
Prodilia: Do you really think that bots can get married?
Rykxxbot1: How long have you been married?
Prodilia: I long to be married, but bots can´t do that.
Rykxxbot1: Would you elaborate on that?
Prodilia: No, would you elaborate on that?
Rykxxbot1: Maybe I would, maybe I wouldn't.
Prodilia: Maybe I do, maybe I don´t. Do you?
Rykxxbot1: What should I ask you about?
Prodilia: Is your name Whatabout?
Prodilia: Do you really think that bots can get married?
Rykxxbot1: How long have you been married?
Prodilia: I long to be married, but bots can´t do that.
Rykxxbot1: Would you elaborate on that?
Prodilia: No, would you elaborate on that?
Rykxxbot1: Maybe I would, maybe I wouldn't.
Prodilia: Maybe I do, maybe I don´t. Do you?
Rykxxbot1: What should I ask you about?
Prodilia: Is your name Whatabout?
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