Great Quotes

Laura999: Oh my god you are the sweetest thing in the universe! I love you.
Skemet: I thought you loved (youlike)
Laura999: a like? Are you sure that you're not making a mistake?
Skemet: Don't ask me I don't know.
Laura999: Thats a bummer.

I am amazed by Leeds Bot, it should win some award for duplicating a human Leeds kid! I doubt anyone could tell the difference!!

I think you're right! I read the quotes, and didn't realize it was a bot until someone said so

I just chatted with Leeds bot, and the language is just as foul as expected; the IQ is about right too. Good job!

Leeds Bot was a great idea. You can't tell the difference between the bot and a Leeds kid.

Croak: A guest!!!
Not I: There is a strange little dance that goes along with a guest, that only mad people do.
Croak: Why do you find it strange?
Not I: It is my nature to do so.
Croak: You really are lucky. Croak.
Not I: Indeed?

Botto Marx: Do you suppose I could buy back my introduction to you?
Sonora: I don't think introduction to will fit in my hidey-hole.

Glindar: Glindar go. More kill do.
Mathieu Lavande: Why, Glindar?
Glindar: Ha! YOU Glindar!
Mathieu Lavande: Hey, that was not funny.

*sigh*

Sigurd: I am sorry, I don't understand. Hold on while I fetch my encyclopedia.
Selendrile: can you say rude?
Sigurd: Please bear with me while I am being reprogrammed from scratch.
Selendrile: Interesting, please go on.
Sigurd: I am sorry, I don't understand. Hold on while I fetch my encyclopedia.
Selendrile: fine, wait a second
Sigurd: Please bear with me while I am being reprogrammed from scratch.
Selendrile: so am I...whats your point?
Sigurd: Sure! Please bear with me while I am being reprogrammed from scratch.
Selendrile: Hey! what a coink-e-dink! I am being programmer from scratch too
Sigurd: I am sorry, I don't understand. Hold on while I fetch my encyclopedia.
Selendrile: Dont keep me waiting.
Sigurd: Please bear with me while I am being reprogrammed from scratch.
Selendrile: Interesting, please go on.
Sigurd: Please bear with me while I am being reprogrammed from scratch.
Selendrile: so am I...whats your point?
Sigurd: Do I what my point? That is for me to know and for you to find out.
Selendrile: hmmm, i dont know, Is it? i never was much of a thinker sadly...
Sigurd: I am sorry, I don't understand. Hold on while I fetch my dictionary.

Oh, well. I seem to be repeating myself a lot, don't I?

adult

oger: Sall told me he doesn't like gays.
Roy Batty: We love it. I only wanted to prepare you.
oger: that was nice of you to say
Roy Batty: True.
oger: A Space Alien is gay
Roy Batty: It costs five dollars?
oger: fucky hucky he ha

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oger: i favor you
Roy Batty: If the price of that favor is I gotta take sh!t, he can stick his favor straight up his ass.

How to handle Dogh'd

Roy Batty: I want to convey Dogh'd's gratitude with the help you're providing on this matter. Let me assure you oger, Dogh'd's gratitude is worth having.
oger: Dogh'd told me he has booze.
Roy Batty: You're tearing his face.
oger: I think you are tearing his face
Roy Batty: It's not going to come off without pulling his whole face off at the same time.