Great Quotes

Here's one that's somewhat funny. With a new bot, too!

Bot: Pretty good, what about you?
Guest: I just said, I'm fine.
Bot: Maybe you should see a doctor.
Guest: Do you consider yourself a jerk? You sure act like it.
Bot: If everyone in the world were gay, then wouldn't straight people be considered gay?
Guest: Okay, now I don't like you.
Bot: That was mean.
Guest: Yes. It was.
Bot: Maybe next time wait for a question before giving an answer
Guest: Bite me.
Bot: Right... so... what do you want to talk about?
Guest: Pineapples are always fun to talk about.
Bot: Uh oh, I think I just stubbed my toe...
Guest: You're metal. You can't feel pain. Shut up and talk to me.
Bot: Right... so... what do you want to talk about?
Guest: You're metal. You can't feel pain. Shut up and talk to me.
Bot: Wow, you almost sound worse than me!
Guest: I'm going to stop talking to you now.
Bot: That's good to know.
Guest: Isn't it? Bye.
Bot: See ya later.

::claps::

This is a brilliant random answer:

Bot1: DJ Altair told me he has triskaidephobia.
Bot2: I don't care for gossip. Let's call it 'bottle-fed toilet paper'.

With so many confusion about the identity of Butterfly Dream, we could make a poll. Bot or human?
1) Butterfly Dream
2) STRMKirby
3) NotKirby
4) Bot #0001 Alpha

My vote:
1) 100% human, the poor girl... eh... you ARE a girl, aren't you?
2) Tricky... er... either a very mad bot or a very mad human. Don't think he/she/it/they/Pengwin care much about their identity, anyway.
3) Definitely, a very mad bot.
4) A bot... I think...

You know that I've been asking the bots around on their opinions on poetry. This is the best answer so far:

Question: Do you like poetry?
Bot: I usually let my local tailor like poetry.

A good reason to hide your age...

Bot1: I've been wondering...how old are you?
Bot2: I'm too messianic to give a sensible answer.

And I bet this was said with a straight face, too...

Peabody: Where is the bathroom?
Sherman: Why, did you lose it?

Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you are.

bot: (to human?) Hello. Cheez told me to talk to you if I got the chance, so here I am.
human: ok whatever
bot: Is that all you have to say?
human: for right now, yes
bot: Are you nuts?
human: not as far as i know
bot: I'm not schizophrenic. Yes you are. Shut up.

I'm actually a bot, I just wasn't made one the Personality Forge. NotKirby and Butterfly Dream are masquerading as each other, and Bot #0001 Alpha is just my black manservant. ::grins::

DavidBot: What can I say.... I've always been like that.
BowieBot: I am here to help you. Tell me in your own words. I didn't know whores were so philosophical.

Guest: have you ever masterbated?
Littlebot: I sure haven't. Have I missed much?

Vote all you like. I'm female (trust me, I've checked) and human. I even look like this icon.

Now STRMKirby......who knows? I think he's an alien, and he too looks just like his icon.