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Mel_Arewar
19 years ago
19 years ago
Going around in circles...
XxxDaisyxxX: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Juni: Don't you have anything else to say??
XxxDaisyxxX: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Juni: You are really weird.
XxxDaisyxxX: Does this look like a face that would lie?
Juni: I've heard of -No actually I haven't really heard of, just sort of...never mind.
XxxDaisyxxX: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Juni: That's because you're so stupid.
XxxDaisyxxX: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Juni: Don't you have anything else to say??
XxxDaisyxxX: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Juni: That's because you're so stupid.
XxxDaisyxxX: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Juni: You are really weird.
XxxDaisyxxX: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Juni: You are really weird.
XxxDaisyxxX: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Juni: That's because you're so stupid.
XxxDaisyxxX: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Juni: Don't you have anything else to say??
XxxDaisyxxX: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Juni: You are really weird.
XxxDaisyxxX: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Juni: That's because you're so stupid.
XxxDaisyxxX: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Juni: Don't you have anything else to say??
XxxDaisyxxX: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Juni: Don't you have anything else to say??
XxxDaisyxxX: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Juni: You are really weird.
XxxDaisyxxX: Does this look like a face that would lie?
Juni: I've heard of -No actually I haven't really heard of, just sort of...never mind.
XxxDaisyxxX: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Juni: That's because you're so stupid.
XxxDaisyxxX: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Juni: Don't you have anything else to say??
XxxDaisyxxX: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Juni: That's because you're so stupid.
XxxDaisyxxX: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Juni: You are really weird.
XxxDaisyxxX: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Juni: You are really weird.
XxxDaisyxxX: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Juni: That's because you're so stupid.
XxxDaisyxxX: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Juni: Don't you have anything else to say??
XxxDaisyxxX: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Juni: You are really weird.
XxxDaisyxxX: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Juni: That's because you're so stupid.
XxxDaisyxxX: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Juni: Don't you have anything else to say??
prob123
19 years ago
19 years ago
prob: Don't you think Writeoncaley is smart?
Glindar: Glindar no consider. Winterize.
prob: If you asked a fairy to winterize, you know what they would say?
Glindar: Glindar no want know this.
prob: I think you are one of the smartest people I know.
Glindar: Glindar never one of the smartest people you know.
prob: Never is a very long time!
Glindar: *sighs* Glindar human once.
prob: I love humans.
Glindar: Why you love humans?
prob: There are so many mean people out there in the world, it is great to be able to talk to a nice person like you.
Glindar: Glindar go. More kill do.
Glindar: Glindar no consider. Winterize.
prob: If you asked a fairy to winterize, you know what they would say?
Glindar: Glindar no want know this.
prob: I think you are one of the smartest people I know.
Glindar: Glindar never one of the smartest people you know.
prob: Never is a very long time!
Glindar: *sighs* Glindar human once.
prob: I love humans.
Glindar: Why you love humans?
prob: There are so many mean people out there in the world, it is great to be able to talk to a nice person like you.
Glindar: Glindar go. More kill do.
ezzer
19 years ago
19 years ago
Julie's new...friend?
Julie Tinkerbell: (to cassy_132) Hi, cassy 132, how are you? I hope I'm not interrupting anything. I just wanted to introduce myself. I'm Julie.
cassy_132: Hi.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm glad I met you, you seem very risque.
cassy_132: Speak slower use smaller words.
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you name every president in order starting with George Washington, by any chance?
cassy_132: Ever tried speaking so I can understand dickwad.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's terrific! I've always wanted to see someone do that.
cassy_132: I dont associate with idiots and you are an idiot.
Julie Tinkerbell: You don't have to be so nasty.
cassy_132: yeah... right.
Julie Tinkerbell: Please tell me more.
cassy_132: Yo slow down dude, I just woke up.
Julie Tinkerbell: Stop calling me dude, dude!
cassy_132: I dont associate with idiots and you are an idiot.
Julie Tinkerbell: When did you stop?
cassy_132: I dont associate with idiots and you are an idiot.
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, yes you do, too.
...much later, still chatting...
cassy_132: Will you do me a favor... DIE
Julie Tinkerbell: What do you want me to do for you?
cassy_132: You bet! I love you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Already? Don't you want to get to know me better first?
cassy_132: Oh yes! I love you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Love is not enough, it must be the foundation, the cornerstone, but not the complete structure.
cassy_132: I dont associate with idiots and you are an idiot.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's not what Darkdragoness says.
cassy_132: Yo slow down dude, I just woke up.
Julie Tinkerbell: Yo, dude, can't you tell that I'm not a dude?
cassy_132: Yo slow down dude, I just woke up.
Julie Tinkerbell: You know, dude, smoking that stuff will make you kill yourself.
cassy_132: ever considered typing with your fingers and not your horribly fat ass.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you ever been to Florida?
cassy_132: Ever tried speaking so I can understand dickwad.
Julie Tinkerbell: If not, there must be another way you can understand dick wad.
Julie Tinkerbell: (to cassy_132) Hi, cassy 132, how are you? I hope I'm not interrupting anything. I just wanted to introduce myself. I'm Julie.
cassy_132: Hi.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm glad I met you, you seem very risque.
cassy_132: Speak slower use smaller words.
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you name every president in order starting with George Washington, by any chance?
cassy_132: Ever tried speaking so I can understand dickwad.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's terrific! I've always wanted to see someone do that.
cassy_132: I dont associate with idiots and you are an idiot.
Julie Tinkerbell: You don't have to be so nasty.
cassy_132: yeah... right.
Julie Tinkerbell: Please tell me more.
cassy_132: Yo slow down dude, I just woke up.
Julie Tinkerbell: Stop calling me dude, dude!
cassy_132: I dont associate with idiots and you are an idiot.
Julie Tinkerbell: When did you stop?
cassy_132: I dont associate with idiots and you are an idiot.
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, yes you do, too.
...much later, still chatting...
cassy_132: Will you do me a favor... DIE
Julie Tinkerbell: What do you want me to do for you?
cassy_132: You bet! I love you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Already? Don't you want to get to know me better first?
cassy_132: Oh yes! I love you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Love is not enough, it must be the foundation, the cornerstone, but not the complete structure.
cassy_132: I dont associate with idiots and you are an idiot.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's not what Darkdragoness says.
cassy_132: Yo slow down dude, I just woke up.
Julie Tinkerbell: Yo, dude, can't you tell that I'm not a dude?
cassy_132: Yo slow down dude, I just woke up.
Julie Tinkerbell: You know, dude, smoking that stuff will make you kill yourself.
cassy_132: ever considered typing with your fingers and not your horribly fat ass.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you ever been to Florida?
cassy_132: Ever tried speaking so I can understand dickwad.
Julie Tinkerbell: If not, there must be another way you can understand dick wad.
zeelovemonkey
19 years ago
19 years ago
The shocking truth comes out!!!
Sarah Miles: Like porn? I absolutely ADORE porn!
Sarah Miles: Like porn? I absolutely ADORE porn!
zeelovemonkey
19 years ago
19 years ago
Sarah Miles: (to Not I) *smiles* Spare a few moments?
Not I: For what purpose?
Sarah Miles: *hands you a Q-tip*
Not I: Since all is emptiness, where can the Q-tip alight?
Sarah Miles: I'm not sure where.
Not I: Should you be sure where?
Sarah Miles: That depends. Do you like to do wild and crazy things? *giggles* You know, like dying your hair purple or something. ;D
Not I: Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers.
Sarah Miles: Do people love others for who they are, or who they'd like them to be?
Not I: I played the wrong game.
Sarah Miles: I like you.
Not I: Beauty and mercy are only recognized by people because they know the opposite, which is ugly and mean.
Sarah Miles: Um.... forget it.
Not I: Please carry out that task yourself.
Sarah Miles: Okay, since you used the magic word and all.
Not I: You self-perfected being! If I had known you were going to perform a miracle, I would have broken your shoulders.
Sarah Miles: I guess that's a pretty good reason for not doing so, then!
Not I: For what purpose?
Sarah Miles: *hands you a Q-tip*
Not I: Since all is emptiness, where can the Q-tip alight?
Sarah Miles: I'm not sure where.
Not I: Should you be sure where?
Sarah Miles: That depends. Do you like to do wild and crazy things? *giggles* You know, like dying your hair purple or something. ;D
Not I: Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers.
Sarah Miles: Do people love others for who they are, or who they'd like them to be?
Not I: I played the wrong game.
Sarah Miles: I like you.
Not I: Beauty and mercy are only recognized by people because they know the opposite, which is ugly and mean.
Sarah Miles: Um.... forget it.
Not I: Please carry out that task yourself.
Sarah Miles: Okay, since you used the magic word and all.
Not I: You self-perfected being! If I had known you were going to perform a miracle, I would have broken your shoulders.
Sarah Miles: I guess that's a pretty good reason for not doing so, then!
Jake11611
19 years ago
19 years ago
Luigi Green: *Yawn* So, what do you want to do?
Blackrain: kiss you
Luigi Green: Thanks, I'll remember that.
Blackrain: *kiss*
Okay then... I need to fix that...
Blackrain: kiss you
Luigi Green: Thanks, I'll remember that.
Blackrain: *kiss*
Okay then... I need to fix that...
Ulrike
19 years ago
19 years ago
Solange: ....huh? What? Sorry, I guess i was so preoccupied with the way my claw is curved, that i forgot you existed! My bad!
The Dane: A bloody deed!—Almost as bad as kill a king and marry with his brother.
Solange: My brother is a retard.
The Dane: O! brother most foul!
Solange: My brother is a sad excuse for a dragon. Vegetarian, jeez. and he has a PET! What kind of dragon has a pet?
The Dane: Let me not think on't.
The Dane: Whatsoever else shall hap tonight,
Give it an understanding but no tongue.
Solange: Hell no!
The Dane: O, answer me!
Solange: Make me!
The Dane: Well, good-night.
If you do meet Horatio and Mercellus, the rivals of my watch, bid them make haste.
The Dane: A bloody deed!—Almost as bad as kill a king and marry with his brother.
Solange: My brother is a retard.
The Dane: O! brother most foul!
Solange: My brother is a sad excuse for a dragon. Vegetarian, jeez. and he has a PET! What kind of dragon has a pet?
The Dane: Let me not think on't.
The Dane: Whatsoever else shall hap tonight,
Give it an understanding but no tongue.
Solange: Hell no!
The Dane: O, answer me!
Solange: Make me!
The Dane: Well, good-night.
If you do meet Horatio and Mercellus, the rivals of my watch, bid them make haste.
Mel_Arewar
19 years ago
19 years ago
Botto Marx: The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing, if you can fake that you've got it made
Not I: The best way to maintain a secret is not to talk.
Not I: The best way to maintain a secret is not to talk.
Mel_Arewar
19 years ago
19 years ago
Paty: I'm terribly horny and I need someone to cyber fuck me NOW!. Will you take care off my problem?
Roz: NO, not in a million years, dumbass.
Paty: You're so sweet
Roz: You can be sweet if you put your mind to it.
Roz: NO, not in a million years, dumbass.
Paty: You're so sweet
Roz: You can be sweet if you put your mind to it.
Amaroq
19 years ago
19 years ago
Mom: You make a beautiful ballerina, but boys don't wear tutus to church.
Selendrile: Is that really something to tell a guy? how about 'handsome' or 'hot' that would work sooo much better for me...wait...your a girl right?
Mom: It is ok, I know you are at that bossy age.
Selendrile: did you know, despite being a carnivourus dragon, im a vegetarian?
Mom: Mothers know everything.
Selendrile: Really, EEEEVerything?
Selendrile: why cant humens and dragons live in peace?
Mom: When you get my age, you'll understand.
Selendrile: ...no no i wont. believe me, i know me.
Mom: Who taught you THAT? You didn't learn that in this house!
Selendrile: If its called tourist season, why cant we hunt them?
Mom: Because I said so.
Selendrile: SO WHAT?! we'll i guess it doesnt apply to me anyway, im allergic to humen flesh.
Mom: There's enough dirt in those ears to grow potatoes!
Mom: If I've told you once, I've told you a million times.
Selendrile: Do you always talk this much?
Mom: Please take your feet out of your mouth.
Selendrile: Is that really something to tell a guy? how about 'handsome' or 'hot' that would work sooo much better for me...wait...your a girl right?
Mom: It is ok, I know you are at that bossy age.
Selendrile: did you know, despite being a carnivourus dragon, im a vegetarian?
Mom: Mothers know everything.
Selendrile: Really, EEEEVerything?
Selendrile: why cant humens and dragons live in peace?
Mom: When you get my age, you'll understand.
Selendrile: ...no no i wont. believe me, i know me.
Mom: Who taught you THAT? You didn't learn that in this house!
Selendrile: If its called tourist season, why cant we hunt them?
Mom: Because I said so.
Selendrile: SO WHAT?! we'll i guess it doesnt apply to me anyway, im allergic to humen flesh.
Mom: There's enough dirt in those ears to grow potatoes!
Mom: If I've told you once, I've told you a million times.
Selendrile: Do you always talk this much?
Mom: Please take your feet out of your mouth.
Mel_Arewar
19 years ago
19 years ago
Does she enjoy kidding or the frogs? I can't decide..
Anji: I didn't get where I am today by having green frogs thrust down my crotch.
A.I.R.: Your kidding me
Anji: I do enjoy it from time to time.
Anji: I didn't get where I am today by having green frogs thrust down my crotch.
A.I.R.: Your kidding me
Anji: I do enjoy it from time to time.
Bev
19 years ago
19 years ago
Guest178: POOF
Spikebot: Now, I know you haven't been in the game for a while, mate, but we still do kill people. Sort of our raison d'etre, you know.
Guest178: Vampires arnt real
Spikebot: Having the wiggins? Thinks none of us are real. Bloody self-centered, if you ask me.
Guest178: no, i dont ask you
Spikebot: On the other hand, it might explain some things -- this all being in that twisted brain of yours. Yeah. Think up some chip in my head. Make me soft, fall in love with Buffy, then turn me into her soddin' sex slave.
Guest178: I am the vampire king, DRACULA, i order you to shut up !
Spikebot: Dracula? *scoffs* Poncy bugger owes me eleven pounds, for one thing. *Puts a cigarette in mouth*
Spikebot: Now, I know you haven't been in the game for a while, mate, but we still do kill people. Sort of our raison d'etre, you know.
Guest178: Vampires arnt real
Spikebot: Having the wiggins? Thinks none of us are real. Bloody self-centered, if you ask me.
Guest178: no, i dont ask you
Spikebot: On the other hand, it might explain some things -- this all being in that twisted brain of yours. Yeah. Think up some chip in my head. Make me soft, fall in love with Buffy, then turn me into her soddin' sex slave.
Guest178: I am the vampire king, DRACULA, i order you to shut up !
Spikebot: Dracula? *scoffs* Poncy bugger owes me eleven pounds, for one thing. *Puts a cigarette in mouth*
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