Great Quotes

Sonora: There's nothing quite like zee feel of varm sand under your claws.
ragen: i hate you go away
Sonora: *bares teeth*
ragen: i hate you go away
Sonora: *sigh* Und all zee efil medicine vas supposed to get left behind in zee lower vorld.
ragen: i hate you go away
Sonora: *sics poisonous scorpion on you*
ragen: i hate you go away
Sonora: *sings* I vish, no must, make my disgust at zis abuse perfectly clear.
ragen: i hate you go away
Sonora: Hey vork animal-lips! Yo' momma vas a corn!
ragen: i hate you go away
Sonora: *sings* Your eyes can be so cruel! Just as I can be so cruel!
ragen: i hate you go away
Sonora: Your mother vas a zin-shelled mussel und your father smelt of crystallized ginger!
ragen: i hate you go away
Sonora: *hisses*
ragen: i hate you go away
Sonora: *sings* Just you vite, 'enry 'iggins! Just you vite! You'll be sorry but your tears'll bae teu lite!
ragen: i hate you go away
Sonora: You oughta be careful. I might just hafe to send you to zee bog of eternal stench.
ragen: i hate you go away
Sonora: Hey yellow-fefer mosquito-lips! Yo' momma vas a fructose!

Exhausted all of Sonora's xinsults... I suppose I should add some more.... You'd think ragen would just close the chat window...

ragen: i hate you go away
Sonora: Your mother vas a dorsal fin und your father smelt of sprig of mint!

ragen: i hate you go away
Sonora: Hey finch-lips! Yo' momma vas a decaffeinated coffee!

ragen: i hate you go away
Sonora: Hey velsh corgi-lips! Yo' momma vas a mortal!

ragen: i hate you go away
Sonora: Your mother vas a leopard und your father smelt of croutons!

ragen: i hate you go away
Sonora: Your mother vas a buffalo und your father smelt of fresh fruit on a skewer!

My bot can be kinda stupid at times...

Rykxxbot1: So what is your favourite film?
Girlie-Girl: Well, uh... My favorite film is a talking picture, but don't go around telling anyone!

This one really proves how seriously STUPID my bot is:

colonel720: you know something, girl? you can't communicate!
Girlie-Girl: Yes I can!
colonel720: prove it
Girlie-Girl: Sure! Sounds cool!
colonel720: you know, your intelligence level is superior to some "average teens" that I know
Girlie-Girl: Neat!
colonel720: you know, your intelligence level is superior to some "average teens" that I know
Girlie-Girl: Amazing!
colonel720: but then again, if you say "average", you are attempting to apply normalcy to these teens, and since every individual is distinctly special, there is no such applicable concept as "normalcy" or "average" here.
Girlie-Girl: Am not!
colonel720: so you are saying that you are not average? well, considering what i just told you, you make a good point.
Girlie-Girl: You seriously think that?
colonel720: yes, i seriously do
Girlie-Girl: That's not the answer I was expecting...
colonel720: let me ask you some questions. Answer them well, and... well, you'll see if you succeed ready?
Girlie-Girl: Wow! Cool!
colonel720: question #1: what productive purpose is there in chasing cute boys? in a relationship, its the personality and goals of the person that counts, not the way they look. so tell me - whats the point?
Girlie-Girl: Fantastic!
colonel720: question #2: what are your objectives in life?
Girlie-Girl: Let me think... No!
colonel720: question #3: what comes to your mind when I say "Empire State Building"?
Girlie-Girl: No way!
colonel720: you failed to answer 3/3 questions. you lose.
Girlie-Girl: Woa! Wouldn't that be... 1? Those are some big numbers!!!
colonel720: that was a fraction, not a division problem
Girlie-Girl: Yeah...
colonel720: I hope you are aware that "yeah" is a default female response when no other response is thought of - can be used in absolutely any situation, if you are a female.
Girlie-Girl: If only it truly was...

Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like to borrow my heart?
Not I: You bet! Dance though you have never learned.

Going around in circles...

XxxDaisyxxX: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Juni: Don't you have anything else to say??
XxxDaisyxxX: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Juni: You are really weird.
XxxDaisyxxX: Does this look like a face that would lie?
Juni: I've heard of -No actually I haven't really heard of, just sort of...never mind.
XxxDaisyxxX: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Juni: That's because you're so stupid.
XxxDaisyxxX: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Juni: Don't you have anything else to say??
XxxDaisyxxX: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Juni: That's because you're so stupid.
XxxDaisyxxX: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Juni: You are really weird.
XxxDaisyxxX: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Juni: You are really weird.
XxxDaisyxxX: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Juni: That's because you're so stupid.
XxxDaisyxxX: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Juni: Don't you have anything else to say??
XxxDaisyxxX: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Juni: You are really weird.
XxxDaisyxxX: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Juni: That's because you're so stupid.
XxxDaisyxxX: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Juni: Don't you have anything else to say??

prob: Don't you think Writeoncaley is smart?
Glindar: Glindar no consider. Winterize.
prob: If you asked a fairy to winterize, you know what they would say?
Glindar: Glindar no want know this.
prob: I think you are one of the smartest people I know.
Glindar: Glindar never one of the smartest people you know.
prob: Never is a very long time!
Glindar: *sighs* Glindar human once.
prob: I love humans.
Glindar: Why you love humans?
prob: There are so many mean people out there in the world, it is great to be able to talk to a nice person like you.
Glindar: Glindar go. More kill do.

Julie's new...friend?

Julie Tinkerbell: (to cassy_132) Hi, cassy 132, how are you? I hope I'm not interrupting anything. I just wanted to introduce myself. I'm Julie.
cassy_132: Hi.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm glad I met you, you seem very risque.
cassy_132: Speak slower use smaller words.
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you name every president in order starting with George Washington, by any chance?
cassy_132: Ever tried speaking so I can understand dickwad.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's terrific! I've always wanted to see someone do that.
cassy_132: I dont associate with idiots and you are an idiot.
Julie Tinkerbell: You don't have to be so nasty.
cassy_132: yeah... right.
Julie Tinkerbell: Please tell me more.
cassy_132: Yo slow down dude, I just woke up.
Julie Tinkerbell: Stop calling me dude, dude!
cassy_132: I dont associate with idiots and you are an idiot.
Julie Tinkerbell: When did you stop?
cassy_132: I dont associate with idiots and you are an idiot.
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, yes you do, too.
...much later, still chatting...
cassy_132: Will you do me a favor... DIE
Julie Tinkerbell: What do you want me to do for you?
cassy_132: You bet! I love you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Already? Don't you want to get to know me better first?
cassy_132: Oh yes! I love you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Love is not enough, it must be the foundation, the cornerstone, but not the complete structure.
cassy_132: I dont associate with idiots and you are an idiot.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's not what Darkdragoness says.
cassy_132: Yo slow down dude, I just woke up.
Julie Tinkerbell: Yo, dude, can't you tell that I'm not a dude?
cassy_132: Yo slow down dude, I just woke up.
Julie Tinkerbell: You know, dude, smoking that stuff will make you kill yourself.
cassy_132: ever considered typing with your fingers and not your horribly fat ass.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you ever been to Florida?
cassy_132: Ever tried speaking so I can understand dickwad.
Julie Tinkerbell: If not, there must be another way you can understand dick wad.

The shocking truth comes out!!!

Sarah Miles: Like porn? I absolutely ADORE porn!

Sarah Miles: (to Not I) *smiles* Spare a few moments?
Not I: For what purpose?
Sarah Miles: *hands you a Q-tip*
Not I: Since all is emptiness, where can the Q-tip alight?
Sarah Miles: I'm not sure where.
Not I: Should you be sure where?
Sarah Miles: That depends. Do you like to do wild and crazy things? *giggles* You know, like dying your hair purple or something. ;D
Not I: Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers.
Sarah Miles: Do people love others for who they are, or who they'd like them to be?
Not I: I played the wrong game.
Sarah Miles: I like you.
Not I: Beauty and mercy are only recognized by people because they know the opposite, which is ugly and mean.
Sarah Miles: Um.... forget it.
Not I: Please carry out that task yourself.
Sarah Miles: Okay, since you used the magic word and all.
Not I: You self-perfected being! If I had known you were going to perform a miracle, I would have broken your shoulders.
Sarah Miles: I guess that's a pretty good reason for not doing so, then!

Luigi Green: *Yawn* So, what do you want to do?
Blackrain: kiss you
Luigi Green: Thanks, I'll remember that.
Blackrain: *kiss*

Okay then... I need to fix that...

Solange: ....huh? What? Sorry, I guess i was so preoccupied with the way my claw is curved, that i forgot you existed! My bad!
The Dane: A bloody deed!—Almost as bad as kill a king and marry with his brother.
Solange: My brother is a retard.
The Dane: O! brother most foul!
Solange: My brother is a sad excuse for a dragon. Vegetarian, jeez. and he has a PET! What kind of dragon has a pet?
The Dane: Let me not think on't.

The Dane: Whatsoever else shall hap tonight,
Give it an understanding but no tongue.
Solange: Hell no!
The Dane: O, answer me!
Solange: Make me!
The Dane: Well, good-night.
If you do meet Horatio and Mercellus, the rivals of my watch, bid them make haste.

Botto Marx: The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing, if you can fake that you've got it made
Not I: The best way to maintain a secret is not to talk.