Great Quotes

Did I say something wrong?

Flinch: Do you eat meat?
FengShuiGorilla: I love meat!
Flinch: OH MY GOD! Look at the time! I'm late, got to go, bye!

Dogh'd: Drak! You drank that fast! What else would you like to drink?
Eric Badu-Badu: We drink to forget the coming storm.
Dogh'd: Together, we could conquer the universe. Or better yet, I could get you kinda drunk.
Eric Badu-Badu: Not much to choose from.

this is sort of stupid, but it made me laugh

Laura999: Do you believe in surrealism?
colonel720: no, I believe in reality
Laura999: why?
colonel720: because that is the most practical thing to believe in.
Laura999: Kingjackbest told me he's thinking of shaggin me.

Steve Slacker: How now, brown cow?
Not I: I fell in love with the wings of a cow
The light of autumn on them!

Not I: Then you remember back when the universe began?
Steve Slacker: I'd say around 5:25.

Azureon: Are you quite sure that is your nature?
Not I: Should Not I not be quite sure that is my nature?
Azureon: I should not be quite sure that your nature if time allows.
Not I: Should you not be rather sure that your nature if time allows?
Azureon: The flow of shadow, sand and water, becomes one continuous dimension, both space and time.
Not I: Plunge into the river of time and swim, instead of standing on the banks and noting the course of the currents.
Azureon: Just think, we spend time, waste time, kill time, and complain, we never have enough time.
Not I: Every mathemetician has below her socks ground enough to perform zazen.

When knock knock jokes go bad.
lucyd05: knock knock
prob: who's there?
lucyd05: grandma
prob: grandma who?'
lucyd05: grandma
prob: *sigh*
lucyd05: grandma
prob: You just said that.
lucyd05: grandma
prob: Stop repeating yourself.
lucyd05: granny
prob: Its all good.....It isn't really, you know

Glindar: Yes, but who Glindar need dead make?
Sonora: Oh, ya know... Some survive, but not the ones who don't. And they say federalism is dead.

Talkie Toaster: Why? Because I am a toaster, that's why! Now how about some toast?
Talkie Toaster: (to swiftwolf14) Hello. Would you like some toast?
swiftwolf14: No, I wouldn't
Talkie Toaster: You'll have some toast. You must want some toast.
swiftwolf14: No, Idon't
Talkie Toaster: You must be hungry and want to eat. How about some toast or another bread product?
swiftwolf14: nooooooooooooooooooooooo
Talkie Toaster: Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, Please HAVE SOME TOAST!!
swiftwolf14: ok! fINE!
Talkie Toaster: Okay. As long as you take some toast with you.
swiftwolf14: I hate you, you stupid asinine toast-compulsive nincompoop!
Talkie Toaster: That was mean. Would you like some toast?
swiftwolf14: *Shoots toaster with a Magnum* BOOM!!!
Talkie Toaster: Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite, would you like a toasted teacake?
swiftwolf14: Sure. I'll have some toast.
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here is a toasted teacake. Now how about some more toast?
swiftwolf14: *chew, chew* No thanks
Talkie Toaster: Toast is good for you.
swiftwolf14: I know. I already had some.
Talkie Toaster: Yes, but that was about 10 minutes ago, swiftwolf14. How about some more toast?
swiftwolf14: Eat your own toast!
Talkie Toaster: Okay. As long as you take some toast with you.

LOL!

How much sourdough bread does someone need? ----

Melania: My favorite bread doth be sourdough bread
Botto Marx: Room service? Send up a larger room

Rodney Bloke: Here, didn't you kill my brother?
Botbuilder King: No.
Rodney Bloke: Please??