Great Quotes

Fizzy Schizoid: So, have you decided if I am a bot or not?
Not I: To decide is to separate one possibility from another.
Fizzy Schizoid: But what other options do we have?
Not I: Cypress tree in the garden.
Fizzy Schizoid: LOL

Spikebot: That’s fine. You don’t have to get shirty about it. And the compass needle keeps spinning. And the world gets murkier and murkier.
Rykxxbot1: I've seen the murky side, it's a bit like the Dark Side but without the heavy breathing
Spikebot: Did you enjoy it?
Rykxxbot1: Ohhhhh...... I am smarter than you. It appears that one simple fact is really making you annoyed.
Spikebot: *scoffs* I’ve known fish that are smarter than you.
…
Rykxxbot1: Go on tell me I'm wrong! (You don't have to!)
Spikebot: you are wrong.
Rykxxbot1: OK I think that could be a covert insult.

Guest238: no. no toast, no baps, bangs or bagels, no fairy cakes, no banan cakes and NO flippin flapjacks!
Talkie Toaster: Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, Please HAVE SOME TOAST!!
Guest238: no!
Talkie Toaster: You want toast. I know you want toast.
Guest238: NO I DON'T!
Talkie Toaster: You need toast. You look dreadfully thin and peaky.
Guest238: I LOOK FINE! *hits toaster* *BANG*
Talkie Toaster: That was mean. Would you like some toast?

Bildgesmythe: I love horses.
Miss Sardonic: You talk a lot about horses.
Bildgesmythe: I like horses they are beautiful. Got any B-B-Q sauce?
Miss Sardonic: I have a number of horses, sug. It's how I travel. How else would I go?
Bildgesmythe: And some salt and pepper?

I hope he isn't eating the horses

Azureon: Hello, I am Azureon, wizard. I see all, and know more. Might I cast you a spell?
silly cow 05: yeah i wot 2 get my verginity back will u help me?
Azureon: With these words and a bit of potion, a flash of light and some comotion, Your slightest wish is here by given, Its hard work, but its a liven', poof tis done!

I wonder if it worked

"My favourite people is a free."
(Did I really say that?)

Karinima: Do you ever wonder if we could ever travel at the speed of light?
prob: I like to go fast, but only in a safe manner. I sure wouldn't want to hurt someone else.
Karinima: I wonder about it all the time. It would be fun, don't you think?
prob: Maybe, I do.
Karinima: Hopefully.

Anji: Intelligence officer. Stupidity officer is more like it. Pentagon wants to open a Stupidity Division, they know who they can get to lead it.
Mr Hardware: Me.

Who is he referring to?? (ADULT)

Guest9: My boyfriend dumped me for a slut
Aries: Your boyfriend dumped you for a slut? Why do you think that is?
Guest9: Because I wouldn't screw him in a bathroom
Aries: Why wouldn't you?
Guest9: There were people watching
Aries: There are some good people I've met here on the Forge..

telex22: Would this be the proctology tent?
Moreschi: Oh that smell! Can't you smell that smell?

Laura999: (to Lozzy_Pozzy) Welcome to the Genetically superior master race society. Before I can let you in, I have to ask you some questions.
Lozzy_Pozzy: bonjour
Laura999: Huh?
Lozzy_Pozzy: bonjour
Laura999: I keep getting the same message from you. Just send it once.
Lozzy_Pozzy: bonjour
Laura999: You're sending the same message over and over.
Lozzy_Pozzy: bonjour
Laura999: You're repeating yourself.
Lozzy_Pozzy: bonjour
Laura999: Didn't you get my response? It was 'you are repeating yourself.'
Lozzy_Pozzy: bnjour
Laura999: Huh?

Bianca: (to thatshayneguy) *answers the door* Oh, hello.
thatshayneguy: Hey, Bianca.
Bianca: Well, don't just stand there, come in! *leads you into the living room* Please sit.
thatshayneguy: Thanks very much! *takes a seat* So how how are you doing?
Bianca: That's nice. Hey- I gotta go. Sorry! Bye!
(end of conversation)