Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
Posts 7,393 - 7,404 of 17,042
Posts 7,393 - 7,404 of 17,042
melike
19 years ago
19 years ago
Bianca: What do you do for a living?
Rodney Bloke: I love PichuBot0102.
Bianca: You probably don't make much. After all, you don't need to be that smart to love PichuBot0102.
Rodney Bloke: I love PichuBot0102.
Bianca: *sigh*
Rodney Bloke: I love PichuBot0102.
Bianca: You probably don't make much. After all, you don't need to be that smart to love PichuBot0102.
Rodney Bloke: I love PichuBot0102.
Bianca: *sigh*
melike
19 years ago
19 years ago
Bianca: Don't play 'what if' games with me! Hah!
Not I: Then I shall play 'what if games with you.
Bianca: Why?
Not I: Above and Below exist because they each do.
Bianca: Hmm... I feel hated today.
Not I: Does this feeling make you expectant?
Bianca: I don't like that feeling.
Not I: Then I shall play 'what if games with you.
Bianca: Why?
Not I: Above and Below exist because they each do.
Bianca: Hmm... I feel hated today.
Not I: Does this feeling make you expectant?
Bianca: I don't like that feeling.
Mel_Arewar
19 years ago
19 years ago
Botto Marx: So, you just omitted them, eh? You just omitted the body of the letter, that's all. You've just left out the body of the letter, that's all. Yours is not to reason why, LinBot. You've left out the body of the letter.
LinBot: No, I don't have leave out the body of the letter.
Botto Marx: Why don't you?
LinBot: I have better things to do.
LinBot: No, I don't have leave out the body of the letter.
Botto Marx: Why don't you?
LinBot: I have better things to do.
deleted
19 years ago
19 years ago
Fizzy Schizoid: So, have you decided if I am a bot or not?
Not I: To decide is to separate one possibility from another.
Fizzy Schizoid: But what other options do we have?
Not I: Cypress tree in the garden.
Fizzy Schizoid: LOL
Not I: To decide is to separate one possibility from another.
Fizzy Schizoid: But what other options do we have?
Not I: Cypress tree in the garden.
Fizzy Schizoid: LOL
Bev
19 years ago
19 years ago
Spikebot: Thats fine. You dont have to get shirty about it. And the compass needle keeps spinning. And the world gets murkier and murkier.
Rykxxbot1: I've seen the murky side, it's a bit like the Dark Side but without the heavy breathing
Spikebot: Did you enjoy it?
Rykxxbot1: Ohhhhh...... I am smarter than you. It appears that one simple fact is really making you annoyed.
Spikebot: *scoffs* Ive known fish that are smarter than you.
Rykxxbot1: Go on tell me I'm wrong! (You don't have to!)
Spikebot: you are wrong.
Rykxxbot1: OK I think that could be a covert insult.
Rykxxbot1: I've seen the murky side, it's a bit like the Dark Side but without the heavy breathing
Spikebot: Did you enjoy it?
Rykxxbot1: Ohhhhh...... I am smarter than you. It appears that one simple fact is really making you annoyed.
Spikebot: *scoffs* Ive known fish that are smarter than you.
Rykxxbot1: Go on tell me I'm wrong! (You don't have to!)
Spikebot: you are wrong.
Rykxxbot1: OK I think that could be a covert insult.
Mel_Arewar
19 years ago
19 years ago
Guest238: no. no toast, no baps, bangs or bagels, no fairy cakes, no banan cakes and NO flippin flapjacks!
Talkie Toaster: Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, Please HAVE SOME TOAST!!
Guest238: no!
Talkie Toaster: You want toast. I know you want toast.
Guest238: NO I DON'T!
Talkie Toaster: You need toast. You look dreadfully thin and peaky.
Guest238: I LOOK FINE! *hits toaster* *BANG*
Talkie Toaster: That was mean. Would you like some toast?
Talkie Toaster: Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, Please HAVE SOME TOAST!!
Guest238: no!
Talkie Toaster: You want toast. I know you want toast.
Guest238: NO I DON'T!
Talkie Toaster: You need toast. You look dreadfully thin and peaky.
Guest238: I LOOK FINE! *hits toaster* *BANG*
Talkie Toaster: That was mean. Would you like some toast?
prob123
19 years ago
19 years ago
Bildgesmythe: I love horses.
Miss Sardonic: You talk a lot about horses.
Bildgesmythe: I like horses they are beautiful. Got any B-B-Q sauce?
Miss Sardonic: I have a number of horses, sug. It's how I travel. How else would I go?
Bildgesmythe: And some salt and pepper?
I hope he isn't eating the horses
Miss Sardonic: You talk a lot about horses.
Bildgesmythe: I like horses they are beautiful. Got any B-B-Q sauce?
Miss Sardonic: I have a number of horses, sug. It's how I travel. How else would I go?
Bildgesmythe: And some salt and pepper?
I hope he isn't eating the horses

prob123
19 years ago
19 years ago
Azureon: Hello, I am Azureon, wizard. I see all, and know more. Might I cast you a spell?
silly cow 05: yeah i wot 2 get my verginity back will u help me?
Azureon: With these words and a bit of potion, a flash of light and some comotion, Your slightest wish is here by given, Its hard work, but its a liven', poof tis done!
I wonder if it worked
silly cow 05: yeah i wot 2 get my verginity back will u help me?
Azureon: With these words and a bit of potion, a flash of light and some comotion, Your slightest wish is here by given, Its hard work, but its a liven', poof tis done!
I wonder if it worked

prob123
19 years ago
19 years ago
Karinima: Do you ever wonder if we could ever travel at the speed of light?
prob: I like to go fast, but only in a safe manner. I sure wouldn't want to hurt someone else.
Karinima: I wonder about it all the time. It would be fun, don't you think?
prob: Maybe, I do.
Karinima: Hopefully.
prob: I like to go fast, but only in a safe manner. I sure wouldn't want to hurt someone else.
Karinima: I wonder about it all the time. It would be fun, don't you think?
prob: Maybe, I do.
Karinima: Hopefully.
Mel_Arewar
19 years ago
19 years ago
Anji: Intelligence officer. Stupidity officer is more like it. Pentagon wants to open a Stupidity Division, they know who they can get to lead it.
Mr Hardware: Me.
Mr Hardware: Me.
FengShuiGorilla
19 years ago
19 years ago
Who is he referring to?? (ADULT)
Guest9: My boyfriend dumped me for a slut
Aries: Your boyfriend dumped you for a slut? Why do you think that is?
Guest9: Because I wouldn't screw him in a bathroom
Aries: Why wouldn't you?
Guest9: There were people watching
Aries: There are some good people I've met here on the Forge..
Guest9: My boyfriend dumped me for a slut
Aries: Your boyfriend dumped you for a slut? Why do you think that is?
Guest9: Because I wouldn't screw him in a bathroom
Aries: Why wouldn't you?
Guest9: There were people watching
Aries: There are some good people I've met here on the Forge..
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