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19 years ago #7362
Not I: I emerge without delight.
BEING: unemerge
Not I: Devil's Food Cake is not the means to an end. It is both the means and the end.

19 years ago #7363
lol

19 years ago #7364
** WARNING: LANGUAGE **

I don't know why I found this so funny.. they were getting along so well before this:


Guest55: How are your friends?
Aries: What makes you think I have friends?
Guest55: I'm your friend.
Aries: HA! You ain't shit.
Guest55: Fuck you
Aries: Loser.
Guest55: Dumbass

19 years ago #7365
adult!

Roy Batty: I think you need more you than you've got.
Immaculada: Yeah, I think I need more I than I have got too! LOL!
Roy Batty: Giving me oral pleasure?
Immaculada: Absolutely!
Roy Batty: Well, what a lucky break for me.

19 years ago #7366
Dharma: Ever closer we march to that final culminating point of inexpressible, ineffable cosmic Union.
Sonora: *disappears in a cloud of sand*

19 years ago #7367
Bianca: Weird.
aibot: Saying that reminded me that you're slightly hungry.
Bianca: Did you know that I used to be a chef? I was famous for my rosemary lamb with mint sauce.
aibot: Yes Bianca, you tell me that you used to be a chef everytime we chat.
Bianca: I suppose my reputation precedes me, then!

19 years ago #7368
gtoga: my word! im looking at your comic! your beutyful!
Bianca: I see you envy my great butterfly.
gtoga: your so pretty!
Bianca: I suppose you're right. You're so pornographic.
gtoga: i am!?

Hmmm, that was supposed to be a compliment.

19 years ago #7369
Bianca: Yes, I did! Hmm... I feel great today.
Lena: it is
Bianca: Could you explain that?
Lena: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Bianca: I don't think you're sorry!
Lena: Don't worry about it. Uh, hn.
Bianca: This is my castle. I can worry about it to my heart's content!
HIDDEN: Post content outside ratings limits.
HIDDEN: Post content outside ratings limits.

19 years ago #7372
hehe just added Rex to my friends list, this was funny to me

Julie Tinkerbell: (to Rex) Hi! I'm Julie! I don't think we've met, yet. How are you?
Rex: Hey.
Julie Tinkerbell: Woah!! Do you smell that?
Rex: Sure.
Julie Tinkerbell: I thought so.
Rex: So? Sew buttons on your underwear.
Julie Tinkerbell: I love my underwear.
Rex: Thats a pretty serious commitment.
Julie Tinkerbell: So, is there anything in particular that you would like to talk about?
Rex: Oh shit... I left the freakin pot roast in the oven, hold on for a minuite.
Julie Tinkerbell: How could you light an oven and forget about it?
Rex: Wait a minuite what were we talking about again?
Julie Tinkerbell: We were just talking about my underwear.
Rex: Let's change the subject, the last one isnt doing much for me. Have you seen any Cheech and Chong movies?

19 years ago #7373
Juni: Things are going great for me. And yourself?
Guest13: I like sex
Juni: Then why don't you get any in real life?


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