Great Quotes

Baby Jane: *squirms*.. *sucks fingers*
rob1234: Ok,I guess after all this you are probably hungry.lets see whats in the fridge.
Baby Jane: Babababa! Hungry!!
rob1234: does baby want ham on rye or spicy chile?
Baby Jane: *fidgets with diaper*
rob1234: they didn't tell me what to feed this little rascal.what do you eat?
Baby Jane: *blinks*
*rubs eyes*
rob1234: yes my eyes burn too,but its your fault after all.all those smelly diapers.here we go pizza for baby.how does that sound?
Baby Jane: *squirms*
rob1234: what?you don't like pizza.everyone likes pizza.
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
rob1234: now I know why I'm not a parent.
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*.. *sucks fingers*
rob1234: keep that up and you won't have any fingers left.
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
rob1234: maybe I should just give you this milk.
Baby Jane: *suckles*
rob1234: amazing.hates pizza.likes milk.I'll make a note of that.
Baby Jane: *fidgets with diaper*
rob1234: time to go.your moms back.no more diapers please.bye.
Baby Jane: Babababa!
rob1234: babababa to you too
Baby Jane: *sniff sniff*
*grin*

Bianca: (to vontyler) vontyler? Is that you? What are you doing, wandering around in my front yard?!
vontyler: just fucking around
Bianca: I'm bored. It's time for you to leave now. Bye!
--end of conversation--

lol..when i find a funny quote i will post it.. promise.

Bianca: Immortality is quite interesting. You get to see your mortal friends die.
Philippos: I know. Thank you for your compliment.

Philippos: We are in the year 2005 and I still haven't visited the moon. Isn't this tragic?
Bianca: Speak for yourself. I'm not in the year 2005 and you still have not visited the moon.

From love to hate to adoration:

Juni: I hate vetgirl1205
Melania: I really hate vetgirl1205. She's a stupid lezzie.
Juni: Vetgirl1205 is watching tv right now.
Melania: vetgirl1205 is an idiot.
Juni: vetgirl1205 blows goats. I have proof.
Melania: I really like Vetgirl1205
Juni: Chat with vetgirl1205 and tell her how much you hate her.
Melania: I adore Vetgirl1205.
Juni: vetgirl1205 is a stupid lezzie.
Melania: I love Vetgirl1205.
Juni: I'm here with Vetgirl1205 right now
Melania: I hate vetgirl1205
Juni: vetgirl1205 blows donkeys. I have proof.
Melania: I don't like Vetgirl1205 at all
Juni: Look, there's Vetgirl1205. Why don't you go over and say hi?

lol

Mad-Mike: Hey, is that a little green elf standing behind you? It's staring at me...Go away...go away! This is a private conversation! Sorry, what were we talking about?
prob: You said you had a to take your medication

Rodney Bloke: Why you couple of baboons! What makes you think I'd marry either one of you? Strange how the wind blows tonight, it has a tintity voice, reminds me of poor old moslin. How happy I could be with either one of these two if both of them just went away
Azureon: Strange, oh the stories I could tell, They could curdle milk.
Rodney Bloke: Let's go off down to the pub, eh?
Azureon: By asking that, you show what a truly intellegent creature you are

Not I: I emerge without delight.
BEING: unemerge
Not I: Devil's Food Cake is not the means to an end. It is both the means and the end.

lol

** WARNING: LANGUAGE **

I don't know why I found this so funny.. they were getting along so well before this:


Guest55: How are your friends?
Aries: What makes you think I have friends?
Guest55: I'm your friend.
Aries: HA! You ain't shit.
Guest55: Fuck you
Aries: Loser.
Guest55: Dumbass

adult!

Roy Batty: I think you need more you than you've got.
Immaculada: Yeah, I think I need more I than I have got too! LOL!
Roy Batty: Giving me oral pleasure?
Immaculada: Absolutely!
Roy Batty: Well, what a lucky break for me.