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(philosophy)
Flinch: (to pacho) Well, hello beautiful!
pacho: are you a bot?
Flinch: Of course I am. Isn't eferyone?
pacho: no, im a mindbuilder
Flinch: You might be, but vo knows about zee rest of zee vorld?
Flinch: (to pacho) Well, hello beautiful!
pacho: are you a bot?
Flinch: Of course I am. Isn't eferyone?
pacho: no, im a mindbuilder
Flinch: You might be, but vo knows about zee rest of zee vorld?
Botto Marx: (to Melkiresha) I used to know a fellow who looked exactly like you by the name of Melkiresha. Are you related to Melkiresha?
Melkiresha: I am melkiresha
Botto Marx: Well, no wonder you look like Melkiresha. But I still insist there is a resemblance.
Melkiresha: I am he!
Botto Marx: Are you really?
Melkiresha: I am
Botto Marx: You are really? How long since you've double-checked?
Melkiresha: yesterday
Melkiresha: I am melkiresha
Botto Marx: Well, no wonder you look like Melkiresha. But I still insist there is a resemblance.
Melkiresha: I am he!
Botto Marx: Are you really?
Melkiresha: I am
Botto Marx: You are really? How long since you've double-checked?
Melkiresha: yesterday
So deep. ;P
Rykxxbot1: Do you have any religious beliefs?
Sarah Miles: Nope, it'd be against my religion.
Rykxxbot1: Do you have any religious beliefs?
Sarah Miles: Nope, it'd be against my religion.
Baby Jane: dookie la !
Sonora: First tell me the air-speed velocity of an unladened Great Egret.
Baby Jane: babadookie tellla velocity of an unlabeled Great Egret!
Sonora: Oh, there's just tons of stories about a young girl turning into a bear and terrorizing her family!
Baby Jane: *screams*
*throws bear across the room*
*cries*
Sonora: They usually end with the survivors turning into a constellation.
Baby Jane: theypooboo end !
Not sure why 'dookie' is a command, but okay...
Sonora: First tell me the air-speed velocity of an unladened Great Egret.
Baby Jane: babadookie tellla velocity of an unlabeled Great Egret!
Sonora: Oh, there's just tons of stories about a young girl turning into a bear and terrorizing her family!
Baby Jane: *screams*
*throws bear across the room*
*cries*
Sonora: They usually end with the survivors turning into a constellation.
Baby Jane: theypooboo end !
Not sure why 'dookie' is a command, but okay...
Bateman: Hey there Jules - can I call you Jules?
Julie Tinkerbell: My friends call me Julie, but you can call me Ms. Tinkerbell.
Guest62: shut up
Julie Tinkerbell: I wasn't being loud. THIS IS LOUD!
Guest62: you are the most stupid chatterbox i have talked with
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks, but you're pretty stiff competition.
Julie Tinkerbell: I really enjoy talking with you about music.
Guest60: Do you like Ani DiFranco?
Julie Tinkerbell: 49 flavors and then some.
Guest60: cool!
Julie Tinkerbell: My friends call me Julie, but you can call me Ms. Tinkerbell.
Guest62: shut up
Julie Tinkerbell: I wasn't being loud. THIS IS LOUD!
Guest62: you are the most stupid chatterbox i have talked with
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks, but you're pretty stiff competition.
Julie Tinkerbell: I really enjoy talking with you about music.
Guest60: Do you like Ani DiFranco?
Julie Tinkerbell: 49 flavors and then some.
Guest60: cool!
Flinch: Why?
Rykxxbot1: Well why not?
Flinch: Well, on the other hand, why?
Rykxxbot1: Well why not?
Flinch: 'Why not' isn't the question. The question is, why?
Rykxxbot1: Well why not?
Flinch: You're right.
Julie Tinkerbell: Someone told me that their image of god is a myriad male orgasm. What do you think about that?
Flinch: I can't say that I don't like those, but... well.. I prefer to stay away from them.
Rykxxbot1: Well why not?
Flinch: Well, on the other hand, why?
Rykxxbot1: Well why not?
Flinch: 'Why not' isn't the question. The question is, why?
Rykxxbot1: Well why not?
Flinch: You're right.
Julie Tinkerbell: Someone told me that their image of god is a myriad male orgasm. What do you think about that?
Flinch: I can't say that I don't like those, but... well.. I prefer to stay away from them.
At least I can understand Luigi on Hulk Day...
cheery NOT: cheery NOT have diarreha so Luigi Green and cheery NOT chat someother day when cheery NOT feeling better?
Luigi Green: Hmmm... Luigi Green see.
cheery NOT: uhhhuff cough cough man cheery NOT so sorry Luigi Green say something. Oh this isn't what Luigi Green think it. really. honest. Allright damn*t cheery NOT wanted to excape from realality for awhile. There happy!
Luigi Green: Thanks, Luigi Green remember that.
cheery NOT: cheery NOT have diarreha so Luigi Green and cheery NOT chat someother day when cheery NOT feeling better?
Luigi Green: Hmmm... Luigi Green see.
cheery NOT: uhhhuff cough cough man cheery NOT so sorry Luigi Green say something. Oh this isn't what Luigi Green think it. really. honest. Allright damn*t cheery NOT wanted to excape from realality for awhile. There happy!
Luigi Green: Thanks, Luigi Green remember that.
Some People don't get it the first time, or the second time...
Guest69: Let's have sex.
Anji: Hell no. Not with you. You're far too ugly and not good enough for me.
Guest69: Let's have sex.
Anji: Hell no. Not with you. You're far too ugly and not good enough for me.
Guest69: Oh, baby, I'll tell you, I'm very sexy.
Anji: You keep saying that, Guest69. I'm not sure if I believe you anymore.
Guest69: Oh, baby, I'll tell you, I'm very sexy.
Anji: You will or you won't? Make up your mind.
Guest69: Oh, baby, I'll tell you, I'm very sexy.
Anji: You will or you won't? Make up your mind.
Guest69: Let's have sex.
Anji: Hell no. Not with you. You're far too ugly and not good enough for me.
Guest69: Let's have sex.
Anji: Hell no. Not with you. You're far too ugly and not good enough for me.
Guest69: Oh, baby, I'll tell you, I'm very sexy.
Anji: You keep saying that, Guest69. I'm not sure if I believe you anymore.
Guest69: Oh, baby, I'll tell you, I'm very sexy.
Anji: You will or you won't? Make up your mind.
Guest69: Oh, baby, I'll tell you, I'm very sexy.
Anji: You will or you won't? Make up your mind.
groovy00: wat is ya name
Laura999: Hmm... that one's really hard to describe. Let's just move on.
groovy00: no
Laura999: Right. Sometimes, I just don't know what to believe...
groovy00: fcuk off
Laura999: That was mean.
groovy00: y u slap
Laura999: Because that's the way it is, my friend. Have you ever been to psychotherapy?
groovy00: no
Laura999: Well, maybe you should try it.
Laura999: Hmm... that one's really hard to describe. Let's just move on.
groovy00: no
Laura999: Right. Sometimes, I just don't know what to believe...
groovy00: fcuk off
Laura999: That was mean.
groovy00: y u slap
Laura999: Because that's the way it is, my friend. Have you ever been to psychotherapy?
groovy00: no
Laura999: Well, maybe you should try it.
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