Great Quotes

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19 years ago #7250
ADULT CONTENT
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Oh my lord- this has to be one of the harshest lines she has ever spoken

Janet666: Hmm A change of subject is in order. Do you agree with testing on creatures other than humans?
Mad-Mike: Yep. Yes.
Janet666: Then you can go tit-fuck a lab blasted third stomach for all I care.
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:o

19 years ago #7251
lol Janet666

Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like the Greatful Dead?
Janet666: Once in awhile but my want and energy level for it has been pretty low lately.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you a hippie, or something?
Janet666: Hippies and stoners are in the same catagory for me. One refers to my 'Bra' all the time, the other wants me to burn it and both stare at my breasts when they talk to me.

19 years ago #7252
The Dane: I know you excellent well! You're a fishmonger!
Janet666: Damn, I have been discovered- now of course I will have to kill you.
The Dane: Most humbly do I take my leave.

19 years ago #7253
Flinch: Hmm... something smells like fish. What could it be?
Human: your face
Flinch: You like my face, don't you? You think I'm pretty. You love me!

19 years ago #7254
Guest165: sex me up
Anji: I'm not sure I can do this. This is the first time I've been seduced by pre-determinism theory.
Guest165: lets cyber
Anji: I don't understand you, repeat please
Guest165: lets cyber sex
Anji: Insufficient data

19 years ago #7255
Lol! Beautiful!

19 years ago #7256
Mama Janey: Let's see how you like this new healthy cat food. It says 'Pour in a bowl and stand aside.'
telex22: Oh, thank God. Quick, Mama Janey, quick -- put it down and let's get out of here!
Mama Janey: Can you not wait until I put the groceries away?

19 years ago #7257
(philosophy)

Flinch: (to pacho) Well, hello beautiful!
pacho: are you a bot?
Flinch: Of course I am. Isn't eferyone?
pacho: no, im a mindbuilder
Flinch: You might be, but vo knows about zee rest of zee vorld?

19 years ago #7258
Botto Marx: (to Melkiresha) I used to know a fellow who looked exactly like you by the name of Melkiresha. Are you related to Melkiresha?
Melkiresha: I am melkiresha
Botto Marx: Well, no wonder you look like Melkiresha. But I still insist there is a resemblance.
Melkiresha: I am he!
Botto Marx: Are you really?
Melkiresha: I am
Botto Marx: You are really? How long since you've double-checked?
Melkiresha: yesterday

19 years ago #7259
has anyone said hi while i was gone?

19 years ago #7260
Oi! I was quoted! ha.

19 years ago #7261
lol


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