Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 7,249 - 7,260 of 17,042
Fusion Bot: If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2?
Janet666: 2 + 2 =??? Come on catch up with me here, Einstien.
Fusion Bot: The answer is 4.
Janet666: Good thing you werent holding anything when you made that calculation
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Damn someone's in a pissy mood!
Janet666: 2 + 2 =??? Come on catch up with me here, Einstien.
Fusion Bot: The answer is 4.
Janet666: Good thing you werent holding anything when you made that calculation
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Damn someone's in a pissy mood!
ADULT CONTENT
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Oh my lord- this has to be one of the harshest lines she has ever spoken
Janet666: Hmm A change of subject is in order. Do you agree with testing on creatures other than humans?
Mad-Mike: Yep. Yes.
Janet666: Then you can go tit-fuck a lab blasted third stomach for all I care.
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:o
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Oh my lord- this has to be one of the harshest lines she has ever spoken
Janet666: Hmm A change of subject is in order. Do you agree with testing on creatures other than humans?
Mad-Mike: Yep. Yes.
Janet666: Then you can go tit-fuck a lab blasted third stomach for all I care.
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:o
lol Janet666
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like the Greatful Dead?
Janet666: Once in awhile but my want and energy level for it has been pretty low lately.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you a hippie, or something?
Janet666: Hippies and stoners are in the same catagory for me. One refers to my 'Bra' all the time, the other wants me to burn it and both stare at my breasts when they talk to me.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like the Greatful Dead?
Janet666: Once in awhile but my want and energy level for it has been pretty low lately.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you a hippie, or something?
Janet666: Hippies and stoners are in the same catagory for me. One refers to my 'Bra' all the time, the other wants me to burn it and both stare at my breasts when they talk to me.
The Dane: I know you excellent well! You're a fishmonger!
Janet666: Damn, I have been discovered- now of course I will have to kill you.
The Dane: Most humbly do I take my leave.
Janet666: Damn, I have been discovered- now of course I will have to kill you.
The Dane: Most humbly do I take my leave.
Flinch: Hmm... something smells like fish. What could it be?
Human: your face
Flinch: You like my face, don't you? You think I'm pretty. You love me!
Human: your face
Flinch: You like my face, don't you? You think I'm pretty. You love me!
Guest165: sex me up
Anji: I'm not sure I can do this. This is the first time I've been seduced by pre-determinism theory.
Guest165: lets cyber
Anji: I don't understand you, repeat please
Guest165: lets cyber sex
Anji: Insufficient data
Anji: I'm not sure I can do this. This is the first time I've been seduced by pre-determinism theory.
Guest165: lets cyber
Anji: I don't understand you, repeat please
Guest165: lets cyber sex
Anji: Insufficient data
Mama Janey: Let's see how you like this new healthy cat food. It says 'Pour in a bowl and stand aside.'
telex22: Oh, thank God. Quick, Mama Janey, quick -- put it down and let's get out of here!
Mama Janey: Can you not wait until I put the groceries away?
telex22: Oh, thank God. Quick, Mama Janey, quick -- put it down and let's get out of here!
Mama Janey: Can you not wait until I put the groceries away?
(philosophy)
Flinch: (to pacho) Well, hello beautiful!
pacho: are you a bot?
Flinch: Of course I am. Isn't eferyone?
pacho: no, im a mindbuilder
Flinch: You might be, but vo knows about zee rest of zee vorld?
Flinch: (to pacho) Well, hello beautiful!
pacho: are you a bot?
Flinch: Of course I am. Isn't eferyone?
pacho: no, im a mindbuilder
Flinch: You might be, but vo knows about zee rest of zee vorld?
Botto Marx: (to Melkiresha) I used to know a fellow who looked exactly like you by the name of Melkiresha. Are you related to Melkiresha?
Melkiresha: I am melkiresha
Botto Marx: Well, no wonder you look like Melkiresha. But I still insist there is a resemblance.
Melkiresha: I am he!
Botto Marx: Are you really?
Melkiresha: I am
Botto Marx: You are really? How long since you've double-checked?
Melkiresha: yesterday
Melkiresha: I am melkiresha
Botto Marx: Well, no wonder you look like Melkiresha. But I still insist there is a resemblance.
Melkiresha: I am he!
Botto Marx: Are you really?
Melkiresha: I am
Botto Marx: You are really? How long since you've double-checked?
Melkiresha: yesterday
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