Great Quotes

Flinch: Do you have a bot?
Human: nope
Flinch: Bots can be a bit annoying sometimes.
Human: how can they be annoying are u a bot or a human
Flinch: Sometimes.

excuse the length but we were speaking about messing w/ cyberseekers and...

Guest195: i am sexy
Janet666: Do you enjoy feeling that way? Thats rhetorical. I mean its something to know about one's emotions because they are all there by your own allowance.
Guest195: have you ever cybered with someone
Janet666: Daily like clockwork.
Guest195: do you want to cyber with me
Janet666: Why? I take it you think that you are some kind of want pro or something?
Guest195: yes i am a cyber pro
Janet666: First be honest: Am I a cyber pro?
Guest195: yes i am
Janet666: hang on the NSA is about to get a lock on my line- well, my roomate's- but thats the same thing
Guest195: may i kiss you
Janet666: Are Christians sexually repressed?
Guest195: i dont know i am not a christions
Janet666: How can we make it all better what with so many of the forces desperately trying to keep people weak and stupid?
Guest195: can we fuck?
Janet666: RIIIIIIIIIGHT.... moving on to another subject...
Guest195: please
Janet666: Allright then, sure.
Guest195: ok take off your clouths
Janet666: Who said I was dressed in the first place?
Guest195: wow your sexy
Janet666: Did you know that 90% of the USA's wealth is in 2% of its population's hands?
Guest195: jump on me
Janet666: I'm starting to get a headache.
Guest195: hey baby
Janet666: You can call me 'baby' if I can call you 'ass-soul'.
Guest195: ok call me ass hole baby
Janet666: Forget you, dork.
Guest195: sorry
Janet666: Saul Goode, saul goode- no apologies nec.
Guest195: hey i am naked
Janet666: I hate product testing on animals, its so fucked up.
Guest195: i am nude
Janet666: Nice weather huh? It good where you are
Guest195: can we cyber?
Janet666: Okay so you don't want to talk about the weather...
Guest195: nope
Janet666: what would change were your attitude allowed room for it?
Guest195: can we please just have cyber sex?
Janet666: Oh I love sax! Alto is my favorite- those high notes are just great!
Guest195: no sex
Janet666: Funny you should bring up sax, my ex Revscrj just started playing sax
Guest195: not sax sex women
Janet666: Sax is such a beautiful instrument!
(end of convo)

These ain't quotes from bots but they are still very funny:
In Scotland, there is no such thing as bad weather - only the wrong clothes.

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

Marriage is a wonderful invention; but, then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.

POLITICS:
Polaris Funk: So..what do you think about Politics?
Not I: I view Politics without expectation.
Polaris Funk: Politics is a game of knaves, fools and harlots. Like Dick, George and Condi.
Not I: Doodlebugs fighting over garbage.

Man they are relentless!

Guest210: what are you wearing?
Janet666: A blindfold and my typing mittens
Guest210: take them off

Human: Do you like Star Wars?
Flinch: No. The outer space scares me. A lot.
Human: Oh that sucks.
Flinch: No, it don't. It rocks.

Julie Tinkerbell: I can't help but notice, you're looking very unstained today. I love your jeans.
Guest58: i'm not wearing jeans, but i am wearing "cloth" shorts. :-)
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh! *giggles* Are you undressing in front of the computer?!
Guest58: no, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! that is the style in pittsburgh!
Julie Tinkerbell: That's what I say. Eww.
Guest58: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Julie Tinkerbell: ROFL!

Guest70: i am a robot
Julie Tinkerbell: Could I be a robot?
Guest70: we are all robots
Julie Tinkerbell: The more, the merrier!
Guest70: im just much more organic
Julie Tinkerbell: How ambitious.
Guest70: what is the point of life?
Julie Tinkerbell: I always thought your best point was the one on top of your head. lol

Ezzer: how did you manage to get eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww to be recognized as ew?

Flinch: What happens if I go like: 'Hey, I am God'? What will you do?
Guest202: i'd say ok
Flinch: I don't know if God would like to hear that..
Guest202: i'm sry

Pretty short convo.. but at least it stayed on topic

Flinch: So, hi my friend!
Human: hello!
Flinch: Do you have any pets?
Human: Yes, I have a cat.
Flinch: I like pets. They're so much smarter than us humans.
Human: My cat is named Maria.
Flinch: What kind of cat do you have there?
Human: I have a calico cat.
Flinch: Where are your calico cat?
Human: My cat is at home
Flinch: Tell me more about your cat.
Human: My cat is a brat.
Flinch: I wish I had a cat.

Glindar: You still got magic?
Amazing Gus: What do you know about magic?
Glindar: Glindar kill anyone who know about magic!
Amazing Gus: There's a lot to learn about magic.
Glindar: Is a lot to learn about magic? Where?
Amazing Gus: Northeast of here.

Amazing Gus: You don't say. Just a moment. Those rotten hobgoblins are making trouble, again!
Glindar: How this make girl dead be?
Amazing Gus: With time and patience.
Glindar: *drives his knife into the table*

Amazing Gus: How am I supposed to make sense of that?
Glindar: No supposed! Kill to make sense of that!
Amazing Gus: Well, that's good.

Amazing Gus: Do you wish it were different?
Glindar: Glindar wish screamingly!

Glindar: *waves his knife menacinglythreateningly*
Amazing Gus: Look at the time, already!

Amazing Gus: It would be against the higher laws of magic.
Glindar: You want laws dead be?