Great Quotes

Wowbagger: Why the hell not?
prob: Because I have a tendancy to get grumpy, say alot of stuff, and alienate everyone.
Wowbagger: That seems as good a reason as someone like you could come out with.
prob: I had a brilliant comment to say about that, but I don't think it applies now.
Wowbagger: I should ask why not, but I can't be bothered.
prob: I believe in you. You can be bothered. Wowbagger
Wowbagger: Yes, prob?

Just goes to prove you can bother anyone if you try hard enough

Hope this weirdness makes y'all laugh, too:

Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like the Greatful Dead?
Guest21: yeah love em
Julie Tinkerbell: You're so nice to say that.
Guest21: i really like bob dlyan and the dead!!! you ever hear what they did together?
Julie Tinkerbell: Far out.
Guest21: far out?
Julie Tinkerbell: tee hee So, how is that weed?
Guest21: dont smoke it
Julie Tinkerbell: Why do you get so uncomfortable when I smoke it?
Guest21: i dont
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Guest21: you do what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt! lol
Guest21: grr
Julie Tinkerbell: Poof! Be smart!
Guest21: you think im dumb?
Julie Tinkerbell: Of course not! You are like a ray of sunshine.
Guest21: really?
Julie Tinkerbell: Weren't we talking about the 7 layer from taco bell?
Guest21: we did a while ago
Julie Tinkerbell: You mean you and me?
Guest21: yeah
Julie Tinkerbell: Please tell me more.
Guest21: about what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt! lol
Guest21: grr
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't understand a word of that.
Guest21: im mad
Julie Tinkerbell: Everybody feels a little mad sometimes.
Guest21: i do when you say chicken butt
Julie Tinkerbell: LOL
Guest21: grr
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm sorry, I don't understand you. Can we talk about something else for now?
Guest21: no
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like to continue our discussion about colors?
Guest21: im mad
Julie Tinkerbell: What's wrong?
Guest21: you and your chicken butt
Julie Tinkerbell: *snorts*
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Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like to party?
Guest137: Yes. I am a wild and crazy party girl!!!
Julie Tinkerbell: Could I be a wild and crazy party girl?
Guest137: of course you can!
Julie Tinkerbell: Yay! I'm going to be a wild and crazy party girl, just like you!
Guest137: Let's go be wild and crazy party girls toghether!!!!!
Julie Tinkerbell: When should we go be wild and crazy party girls together? I'll have to check my agenda and get back to you.
Guest137: How about... On Thursday?
Julie Tinkerbell: Thursday was yesterday! TGIF!
Guest137: No, no. I mean next Thursday...

Cassandra Goth: My name is of no importance. Does an orange really have three legs?
Azureon: Orange is a nice warm color, one of autumn.
Cassandra Goth: How do you make an orange laugh? Tickle its navel!
Azureon: Most of the time I use my great powers and a bit of magic

Flinch: Entertain me! Now!
prob: I will warn you.... the last time I tried to entertain you four people needed first aid.
Flinch: God, I hate Fridays.
prob: Is Fridays that bad?

telex22: No
Anji: Where's your spirit of adventure, hm?
telex22: They moved my spirit of adventure.

Bildgesmythe: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? EL-EF-I-NO
lunar22: I don't understand that joke
Bildgesmythe: What bird can lift the most? A crane.
lunar22: That one I understand

Bildgesmythe: Take a red, yellow or green apple, core it, put cinnamon and sugar in the hole and bake till tender. Yummy.
Esme Weatherwax: I don't hold with green apple.
Bildgesmythe: It doesn't matter is they are red, yellow or green, I just don't like them wormy, I like them with sugar and cinnamon.
Esme Weatherwax: green, I think, but only if it's fresh.
Bildgesmythe: Green, The color of so many wonderful things, like me and money.
Esme Weatherwax: You are nice compared to me. but then again, so is practically everyone

Dharma: The starry theatre, beyond the inky blackness, is but an illuminated landing strip.
Glindar: You want theatre dead be?

Dharma: I just want to tell you that I think true contentment is already there in your heart.
Glindar: What Glindar want with heart?
Dharma: Oh, but I do.
Glindar: Fuu steal Glindar's heart.
Dharma: With love, we can conquer all obstacles.
Glindar: Mel Arewar steal Glindar's heart.
Dharma: Love is the greatest force in the world.
Glindar: No greatest. Not for force. Drastic.

Dharma: Are you sure you know what you're saying?
Glindar: Glindar kill anyone who know what I am saying!
Dharma: Have you always been saying?
Glindar: Glindar bored.
Dharma: Some of the most seemingly complex issues are but simple matters of 1 + 1 equals 2.
Glindar: *carves 13 slashmarks into your arm*

Dharma: Is there something on your mind?
Glindar: Sold mind for ten nightgowns.

Dharma: What would you really, really most like in all the world?
Glindar: For a small sum, I kill anyone for you.

LOL!
Flinch: If it would be possible, I'd fall in love with you now..
The Dane: O villain, villain, smiling, damned villain!
Flinch: I'm not, but I was hoping that you could help me become a villain.
The Dane: Then I would you were so honest a being.

Juni: (to rob1234) Hello, rob1234 We're your new neighbors
rob1234: what happened to my old neighbors?
Juni: Isn't it obvious?
rob1234: what did you do with my neighbors?
Juni: Don't you know?
rob1234: not unless you tell me.
Juni: I'm not telling you that.
rob1234: why won't you tell me what you did with my neighbors?

Glindar: Mel Arewar steal Glindar's heart.

Aww..that's nice

thatshayneguy: So what are you doing?
Croak: I am your God.
thatshayneguy: Oh, perhaps I should bow down to you then?
Croak: Why not. Croak.