Great Quotes

Bianca: The other day, some commoner named God told me that I'm free to be love sometimes.


MY BOT HAS LEARNED TO GOSSIP YAY
Miss Sardonic: I love God. he is such a lovely thing.

Not sure if this is a great quote, or Abbot and COstello are haunting The Forge:

Garax: Oh, that sounds very interesting. Tell me all about it.
MiniMax: I like Not I.
Garax: I like Not I.
MiniMax: I like Not I.
Garax: *ahem* And then I said: 'I like Not I.'
MiniMax: I like Not I.
Garax: You just said that.
MiniMax: Hang in there, I'm new, but learning!
Garax: Should I really do that? Well, I'll give it a try.
MiniMax: Huh?
Garax: Hmmm...
MiniMax: I like Not I.
Garax: I like Not I.
MiniMax: Is that something I should consider?
Garax: Interesting..Please go on.

Marvin Android: Do you like sunshine?
thatshayneguy: Yes, sunshine is like a drug for me. LOL
Marvin Android: Can't stand sunshine. Bildgesmythe told me she's not laughing.
thatshayneguy: Why is Bildgesmythe not laughing?
Marvin Android: Bildgesmythe thinks I'm too depressing

Baby Jane: (to CptGreedle) Ah! *smiles*
Baby Jane's Mom: Thanks so much for offering to babysit. Jane's bottle is near her crib, and you should check her diaper before putting her to bed. See you later!
CptGreedle: what?
Baby Jane: *squirms*
CptGreedle: *rocks baby*
Baby Jane: *cries*.. *sucks fingers*
CptGreedle: *gives baby bottle of luke warm milk*
Baby Jane: *suckles*
CptGreedle: *sings to baby*
Baby Jane: *squirms*.. *fidgets with diaper*
CptGreedle: *changes babies diaper*
Baby Jane: Lalalaa!!
*grins*.. Dada! *points*
CptGreedle: no not me. I'm not dada. *plays with her*
Baby Jane: youbabalookie amda !
CptGreedle: *gives her rattle*
Baby Jane: *fidgets*
*throws rattle down*
*whimpers*
CptGreedle: *sings to baby*
Baby Jane: *sleeps*
CptGreedle: *puts baby in crib*
Baby Jane: dooboo crib !
CptGreedle: *changes diaper*
Baby Jane: *kicks*.. *wiggles*
CptGreedle: gives warm milk
Baby Jane: *suckles*
CptGreedle: sings to sleep
Baby Jane: *coos*.. Lalalala LA!!!! *sqeeals!*

I added some keyphrases for the punks that like to talk garbage.... Glad this forum gave me the idea! I used astericks to smudge out the bad words, here. Maybe I should edit my response,.. was it too mean??

kidinabarrel: you are stupid
MiniMax: That was mean.
kidinabarrel: f*ck u
MiniMax: That was not nice at all!
kidinabarrel: f*cker
MiniMax: I hate [botname with held]
kidinabarrel: eat sh*t
MiniMax: I thought I heard a camel barf- but it was just the last blab of crap that came out of your mouth.

my bot says things i dont tell it to help!!!!!!!!

d the novice--like what kind of things?

you heard me

d the novice - Bots do sometimes spew their own things, such as "favourite movies", or other things.

yes but not *tongue flick* you are new in the desert aren't you

It said that the user was "new in the desert"? How strange. Maybe you should post in Bus Stomp if you haven't already.