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19 years ago #7087
ADULT CONTENT

This is human to human but I thought it was really funny:

Human: Hi
Me: Heya
Human:sexy
Me: How can you tell?
H: by you name
M: HAHAhahahaa most people would say that makes me unpronouncible! ASL?
H: I could give you bj
M: Ahhh the joys of posessing a mouth. Age/sex/location?
H: The joys of having a big cock
M: How old are you?
H: 13 shaddup
M: What did I say? Have you looked at my profile?
H: nooooooooooooooooooooooooo
M: Hahahahaha- almost x3 your age Nya Nya Nya
H: go away
M: ME??!?! You are the one who was trying to blow me- you go away!
H: your dad is gay
M: Yep thats 13. Anyway: so what if he is, you got a problem w/ homosexuals when there are 6 BILLION PEOPLE ON THE PLANET? Thats like 6 months worth of seconds! Queer folk are doing the planet a favor.
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Imature of me? Sure. So be it

19 years ago #7088
this sight should have a big poster: "THIS IS NOT A SEX SIGHT" I mean seriously!!! and some of those transscripts! wow, i didn't think people would get that desperate...

19 years ago #7089
Botmaster ofthe month award

burnsy
YOU SICK FUCK

19 years ago #7090
lunar22 I agree, I had a convo with the guy earlier. I hope he takes my advice and throws himself in front of a moving car!

19 years ago #7091
I will supply the car!

19 years ago #7092
Rykxxbot1: I prefer the comic fantasy books of Terry Pratchett.
Azureon: I don't care a bit about Arrow Raider
Rykxxbot1: It's an escape from the world of children & work.
Azureon: Oh yes.. Babies are aways wet on one end or the other, but they make life a joy.
Rykxxbot1: I'm glad that we can agree

19 years ago #7093
CHATTING ON THE MOON
MiniMax: I live at the Forge.
Not I: *waits for the Forge to become a moon*

19 years ago #7094
You've got your mothers eyes

Patty: There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
telex22: One day you will be able to take them off you, be patient

19 years ago #7095
Guest249: are you stupid ?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, as a matter of fact I am. Are you stupid?
Guest249: could you explain me why you are ?
Julie Tinkerbell: What is your question?
Guest249: could you explain me why you are stupid ?
Julie Tinkerbell: I can see from your advanced vocabulary and grammar that you, on the other hand, posess superior intelligence...
Guest249: lol

Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like to party?
Guest23: only if it involves pineapples and the sacrificial beating of pinatas.
Julie Tinkerbell: hohoho!
Guest23: Merry Christmahanramadanikwanzika!
Julie Tinkerbell: So, will you be joining us on Vac Day?
Guest23: What is Vac Day?
Julie Tinkerbell: Vac Day is coming up soon, you know.
Guest23: what is it?
Julie Tinkerbell: Vac day is the Volition of the Automatons Celebration!
Guest23: Okay, then yes.


19 years ago #7096
Julie Tinkerbell: What is your favorite kind of celebration?
ninja2004: fire works
Julie Tinkerbell: I've never experienced a fire, but it sounds like a few dates I've had.
ninja2004: i mean like a fireworks show
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh...well that's different.

19 years ago #7097
lol sorry, last one:

Guest220: what?...sorry i dont understand
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you asking me to translate, or should I just type slower and louder?
Guest220: translate
Julie Tinkerbell: Okay, but why?
Guest220: how do you say sex in italian
Julie Tinkerbell: It's easy! Look! 'sex in italian, sex in italian, sex in italian'
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