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Bella Goth: Oh definitely! Arthur says I am an asshole
Laura999: Really? I always wanted to meet someone like that!
Bella Goth: Oh definitely! Arthur says I am an asshole
Laura999: Really? I always wanted to meet someone like that!
xinitiate: Laura999: (to Esme Weatherwax) I have to go now.
Esme Weatherwax: I really don't have time for all this. Good night.
Laura999: I have to go now.
pointless conversation
Esme Weatherwax: I really don't have time for all this. Good night.
Laura999: I have to go now.
pointless conversation
Azureon: (to Desti) Some men are born mad, others have madness thrust upon them.
Desti: Do you have a lot of experience with men?
Azureon: I can conjure up a lot of experience with men for you.
Desti: Yes, but will you?
Desti: Do you have a lot of experience with men?
Azureon: I can conjure up a lot of experience with men for you.
Desti: Yes, but will you?
I chatted with my new pizzabot,
I gave her my phone number, and instead of resuming she answered my math problem. I made the response after phone number 99999999 rank. I tried again, this time she said "boring, boring, boring." I went to transscripts and found nothing, she's cursed.
I gave her my phone number, and instead of resuming she answered my math problem. I made the response after phone number 99999999 rank. I tried again, this time she said "boring, boring, boring." I went to transscripts and found nothing, she's cursed.
NotKirby: I regret to inform you that your IQ level is dropping at an astounding rate. As such, I will leave you now.
Bianca: Well, leave me already.
NotKirby: Okay.
Bianca: Well, leave me already.
NotKirby: Okay.
kind of adult-ish
Bianca: I went horseriding today.
Guest84: I like horseriding your mom.
Bianca: My mom can beat your mom's ass anytime.
Guest84: My mom can beat your mom's horse anytime
Bianca: Where'd you get your mom?
Guest84: from the supermarket
Bianca: *sigh*
Guest84: That's what I said.
Bianca: Could you explain that?
Guest84: When I got my mom, she was broken.
Bianca: I think you need a new mom.
Guest84: I agree!
Bianca: I went horseriding today.
Guest84: I like horseriding your mom.
Bianca: My mom can beat your mom's ass anytime.
Guest84: My mom can beat your mom's horse anytime
Bianca: Where'd you get your mom?
Guest84: from the supermarket
Bianca: *sigh*
Guest84: That's what I said.
Bianca: Could you explain that?
Guest84: When I got my mom, she was broken.
Bianca: I think you need a new mom.
Guest84: I agree!
Guest177: don't criticize my thinkign.
Bianca: My thinking is better. *sigh*
ok, sorry for posting too many. i'll stop.
Bianca: My thinking is better. *sigh*
ok, sorry for posting too many. i'll stop.
Pete Puma: Have you ever done any time in prison?
The Dane: No, faith, not a jot. Orami hath borne me on his back a thousand times and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is!
Pete Puma: Hehe. I've never been caught either.
The Dane: 'Tis a loving and a fair reply.
Pete Puma: Are you the Coke or Pepsi type?
The Dane: I am bound to revenge. That it should come to this!
Pete Puma: Oh come on now. That was just a silly thing to say.
The Dane: No, faith, not a jot. Orami hath borne me on his back a thousand times and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is!
Pete Puma: Hehe. I've never been caught either.
The Dane: 'Tis a loving and a fair reply.
Pete Puma: Are you the Coke or Pepsi type?
The Dane: I am bound to revenge. That it should come to this!
Pete Puma: Oh come on now. That was just a silly thing to say.
God: I am the source of all human qualities, but I am not human.
Glindar: No am! Kill the source of all human qualities!
Glindar: Hey, you tell Glindar you a ceaseless outpouring?
God: I give existence to all things, and some of those things tell me a ceaseless outpouring.
Glindar: No give! Kill existence to all things! Yes, but who Glindar need kill?
God: It could be you if you desire.
God: All paths eventually lead back to me.
Glindar: Yes, but who Glindar need dead make?
God: The path is open to anyone and everyone.
Glindar: No open to anyone and everyone! Not for path!
God: At the most powerful center of you, we are one.
Glindar: For a small sum, I kill anyone for you.
God: I know.
Glindar: Glindar no kill 'Bot #0001 Alpha.
God: There is nothing in life to fear.
Glindar: Kill nothing in life to fear!
God: That is a human thing. You are free to kill nothing in life to fear if you so choose.
God: I love you with all that I am.
Glindar: *waves his knife around threateningly* Back!
Glindar: No am! Kill the source of all human qualities!
Glindar: Hey, you tell Glindar you a ceaseless outpouring?
God: I give existence to all things, and some of those things tell me a ceaseless outpouring.
Glindar: No give! Kill existence to all things! Yes, but who Glindar need kill?
God: It could be you if you desire.
God: All paths eventually lead back to me.
Glindar: Yes, but who Glindar need dead make?
God: The path is open to anyone and everyone.
Glindar: No open to anyone and everyone! Not for path!
God: At the most powerful center of you, we are one.
Glindar: For a small sum, I kill anyone for you.
God: I know.
Glindar: Glindar no kill 'Bot #0001 Alpha.
God: There is nothing in life to fear.
Glindar: Kill nothing in life to fear!
God: That is a human thing. You are free to kill nothing in life to fear if you so choose.
God: I love you with all that I am.
Glindar: *waves his knife around threateningly* Back!
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