Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 7,006 - 7,017 of 17,042
JAKO: That was kind. Thank you.
Gir: Oops! There is no Keyphrase 'thanks' to go to.
JAKO: oh.
Ha! gir can't understand thankyou!!!
JAKO: Say heads or tails to play a game of heads or tails. lol
beast 05: heads
huh I specifically programmed it to accept "heads"
Gir: Oops! There is no Keyphrase 'thanks' to go to.
JAKO: oh.
Ha! gir can't understand thankyou!!!
JAKO: Say heads or tails to play a game of heads or tails. lol
beast 05: heads
huh I specifically programmed it to accept "heads"
here is a conversation my bot had
ds first: (to Howard) Hello.
Howard: Hey there, sexy!
ds first: parsley freshens the breath
Howard: Oh boy, I just remembered that I still have to do the laundry. You wouldn't believe how many dirty sheets one gets in a week...
ds first: i like bananas
Howard: I'm sorry, what did you say?
ds first: you heard me
Howard: Hm. I saw Pirates Of The Caribbean again a few days ago... that Jack Sparrow guy really is something...
ds first: no
Howard: What the hell are you talking about?
ds first: hey! a loophole!!!!
ds first: (to Howard) Hello.
Howard: Hey there, sexy!
ds first: parsley freshens the breath
Howard: Oh boy, I just remembered that I still have to do the laundry. You wouldn't believe how many dirty sheets one gets in a week...
ds first: i like bananas
Howard: I'm sorry, what did you say?
ds first: you heard me
Howard: Hm. I saw Pirates Of The Caribbean again a few days ago... that Jack Sparrow guy really is something...
ds first: no
Howard: What the hell are you talking about?
ds first: hey! a loophole!!!!
Pete (YAY): I don't like Missmathers.
Laura999: what do you find so attractive about missmathers?
Pete (YAY): I love Missmathers
Laura999: what do you find so attractive about missmathers?
Pete (YAY): I love Missmathers
More of Sonora's unhelpful advice...
Flinch: You shouldn't ask me.. I have no opinion about that, you see.
Sonora: Maybe you should ask me instead. I enjoy Admiral Nelson's company.
Flinch: How do you want me to ask you?
Sonora: Well, first ya take some fertilizer, and mix it up with a whole lot of leaf beetles. Then ya compress it down to the size of a developer, and let it sit for four hours... Are you writing this down?
Flinch: You shouldn't ask me.. I have no opinion about that, you see.
Sonora: Maybe you should ask me instead. I enjoy Admiral Nelson's company.
Flinch: How do you want me to ask you?
Sonora: Well, first ya take some fertilizer, and mix it up with a whole lot of leaf beetles. Then ya compress it down to the size of a developer, and let it sit for four hours... Are you writing this down?
On the whole, this was a good conversation...
Miss Sardonic: On occasion, I do. Do you ever find yourself wanting something?
Marvin Android: Can't stand sunshine. I remember you. You're confused.
Miss Sardonic: Oh dear, am I confusing you?
Marvin Android: Would you like me to go and stick my head in a bucket of water?
Miss Sardonic: You wish! I declare that you, Sir or Madam, need a lesson in class!
Marvin Android: I won't enjoy it, you know.
Miss Sardonic: Perhaps you can rephrase that, darling.
Marvin Android: That was kind. Not that it matters-Oh God, I'm too depressed.
Miss Sardonic: I hate to gossip, but God has such a strange life up there in the North!
Marvin Android: God thinks I'm too depressing
Miss Sardonic: Well, on another note. There is a ball soon and I simply cannot wait. My dress will be divine.
Marvin Android: I'm not getting you down at all, am I?
Miss Sardonic: On occasion, I do. Do you ever find yourself wanting something?
Marvin Android: Can't stand sunshine. I remember you. You're confused.
Miss Sardonic: Oh dear, am I confusing you?
Marvin Android: Would you like me to go and stick my head in a bucket of water?
Miss Sardonic: You wish! I declare that you, Sir or Madam, need a lesson in class!
Marvin Android: I won't enjoy it, you know.
Miss Sardonic: Perhaps you can rephrase that, darling.
Marvin Android: That was kind. Not that it matters-Oh God, I'm too depressed.
Miss Sardonic: I hate to gossip, but God has such a strange life up there in the North!
Marvin Android: God thinks I'm too depressing
Miss Sardonic: Well, on another note. There is a ball soon and I simply cannot wait. My dress will be divine.
Marvin Android: I'm not getting you down at all, am I?
The names have been altered to protect the stoned:
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like the Grateful Dead?
user: Oh yes.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you a hippie, or something?
user: I am a hippie.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you recommend being a hippie to a friend?
user: Being a hippie is a state of mind.
Julie Tinkerbell: When did you start smoking green?
user: I was very young when I started smoking green.
Julie Tinkerbell: Yellow + blue = green. 
I love Green.
user: I smoke marijuana.
Julie Tinkerbell: Far out.
user: Do you smoke marijuana?
Julie Tinkerbell: Smoking hash can make you mad.
user: I like it.
Julie Tinkerbell: I hear it is really catching on these days.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like the Grateful Dead?
user: Oh yes.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you a hippie, or something?
user: I am a hippie.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you recommend being a hippie to a friend?
user: Being a hippie is a state of mind.
Julie Tinkerbell: When did you start smoking green?
user: I was very young when I started smoking green.
Julie Tinkerbell:
I love Green.
user: I smoke marijuana.
Julie Tinkerbell: Far out.
user: Do you smoke marijuana?
Julie Tinkerbell: Smoking hash can make you mad.
user: I like it.
Julie Tinkerbell: I hear it is really catching on these days.
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