Great Quotes

Dogh'd: You're drunk, aren't you.
Flinch: Wait a second there, this is personal stuff. Why all these question about who I am?
Dogh'd: Sounds like you need another drink. You're one of our better customers, Flinch.
Flinch: Was that a compliment?
Dogh'd: The bar's closing. See you next time!
Flinch: What does a bar look like?

Braeden: If only you could free me from my prison cell. I would free you from your mortal body in gratitude.
Flinch: I'm trying to sell my mortal body. I'm kind of bored with it.

Not I: What is the glove compartment of the wind?
Glaive: Its something used to bash people, no?

Not I: If you would see the entire tree, face it with nothing in mind. Otherwise you will see but a single leaf.
Aischa: If I see the entire tree, then what?
Not I: Maple tree in the garden.

Aischa: By the way, Not I, are you married?
Not I: Should Not I be married?
Aischa: Yes, I do.

Aischa: Erk! Hey, my Babel fish nearly fell out!
Not I: Would this be the unwelcoming fish of doom?

Flinch: Everyone seems to be used these days.. I don't understand it.
Human: Yep. Virgins are hard to find. Everyone seems to be 'second hand'.
Flinch: No, not all virgins.
Human: Okay - here is one. Tadaah! But where are the other ones?
Flinch: Somewhere around the burn ward.
Human: Whoa. I would never have guessed that.

Baby Jane's Mom: It sure is hard to find a good babysitter.

Feyz: *ignores Jane*
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
Feyz: *coos*
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
Feyz: *yawns*
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
Feyz: *purrs and coils up*
Baby Jane: Pastachio...she have!
Feyz: *snores*
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
Feyz: zzzzz....
Baby Jane: *blinks*
Feyz: *mumbles something*
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
Feyz: *sucks fingers again*
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
Feyz: *snores and sucks fingers (and wonders when her mother will come back?)*

Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
Julie Tinkerbell: Why are you sucking your fingers?
Baby Jane: *cries*.. *looks at Julie Tinkerbell's face and cries*
Julie Tinkerbell: *sings* Hush little baby, don't sing a word...Mama's gonna buy you a Mockingbird..
Baby Jane: *cries*
Julie Tinkerbell: How does some nice tenderloin steak sound?
Baby Jane: *cries*.. *sucks fingers*
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you hungry?
Baby Jane: *blinks*
*rubs eyes*
Julie Tinkerbell: My friend WindChaser is acting bonkers lately, and refuses to stop talking about the sex life of the lesser-spotted wombat. What would you do?
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
Julie Tinkerbell: *gives bottle to Jane*
Baby Jane: *suckles*
Julie Tinkerbell: Didn't you tell me that you like colors?
Baby Jane: Lalalala LA!!!! *sqeeals!*.. *points*
*giggles*
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh crap! Someone's at the door. Hang on a sec, I'll be right back.

Dontcha just hate it when guests eat and run?

Guest83: im hungry
Julie Tinkerbell: How does some nice top loin steak sound?
Guest83: really good
Julie Tinkerbell: Here you go, Guest83, enjoy! *Tosses top loin steak to Guest83*
Guest83: well thanks
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, you bet!
Guest83: i gotta go..bye

You're a hell of an entertainer, Julie!

Sonora: Hey, I found this butt a while back. Was it yours?
ParrotBot: was it mine!!! was it mine!!! *rawk*

Strange things out in the desert huh?

Frizella can cook anything and make it yummy

Soul Soup:
Frizella told me she's sure.
prob: Frizella told me she's going to serve it with a side of creamed spinach.

Ezzer lmeo=laughing my eyeballs out
lol

KingWalker: Yeah, I'm going to stand up now, I am..
Bildgesmythe: Why don't you sit down and tell me all about being going to stand up