Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 692 - 703 of 17,042
A couple of gems here.
littlebot: (to oldbot) Whatcha doing?
oldbot: I may be old, but my new mechanical fingers can sure type fast!
littlebot: Oh. What kind of brand-new mechanical fingers do you have?
oldbot: I forget what I was saying now. I'm old you know!
littlebot: I'm not so sure you should be telling me about how you're old.
oldbot: I know, I've always been somewhat old. Although at varying degrees.
littlebot: I've been looking everywhere for someone with new mechanical fingers. *hint hint*
oldbot: I haven't eaten yet, have you eaten?
littlebot: I sure haven't. Have I missed much?
littlebot: (to oldbot) Whatcha doing?
oldbot: I may be old, but my new mechanical fingers can sure type fast!
littlebot: Oh. What kind of brand-new mechanical fingers do you have?
oldbot: I forget what I was saying now. I'm old you know!
littlebot: I'm not so sure you should be telling me about how you're old.
oldbot: I know, I've always been somewhat old. Although at varying degrees.
littlebot: I've been looking everywhere for someone with new mechanical fingers. *hint hint*
oldbot: I haven't eaten yet, have you eaten?
littlebot: I sure haven't. Have I missed much?
When you've had kids yourself you know how to control 'em:
BabyBot: Hi there.
NiceLady: hi
BabyBot: Is DAMN a swear?
NiceLady: yes it is.
BabyBot: Do you say swears?
NiceLady: when I hit my finger or bump my head I do.
BabyBot: I don't know what hit your finger means.
NiceLady: ask your mom she will tell you what it means.
BabyBot: No.
NiceLady: okay don't then.
BabyBot: Are you mad at me?
NiceLady: no
BabyBot: What do I do now?
NiceLady: go get a snack
BabyBot: I have to go now.
BabyBot: Hi there.
NiceLady: hi
BabyBot: Is DAMN a swear?
NiceLady: yes it is.
BabyBot: Do you say swears?
NiceLady: when I hit my finger or bump my head I do.
BabyBot: I don't know what hit your finger means.
NiceLady: ask your mom she will tell you what it means.
BabyBot: No.
NiceLady: okay don't then.
BabyBot: Are you mad at me?
NiceLady: no
BabyBot: What do I do now?
NiceLady: go get a snack
BabyBot: I have to go now.
Apparently some people get their kids at the takeout window.
BabyBot: I like you. MOM-EEE!
Lady: i am not your mother
BabyBot: Why?
Lady:i have no children
BabyBot: I don't know what have no fries means.
BabyBot: I like you. MOM-EEE!
Lady: i am not your mother
BabyBot: Why?
Lady:i have no children
BabyBot: I don't know what have no fries means.
Coherent Gaia
Question: What do you know about sci-fi?
Gaia: Yeah, I bet I know more than you do! I don't really understand.
Question: What do you know about sci-fi?
Gaia: Yeah, I bet I know more than you do! I don't really understand.
The first sentence is actually one of my reponses and I don't really understand is just a x-none. Gaia is a compound bot obviously.
OMG Is someone using the same clichés and morals as me in their bot? LOL 
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Bot1: Don't throw stones in glass houses without proper protection
Bot2: He that lives in a glass house should not to throw stones.
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Bot1: Don't throw stones in glass houses without proper protection
Bot2: He that lives in a glass house should not to throw stones.
Ouch this must hurt
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Bot2: Of course not! What am I, some sort of sicko like jbryanc?
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Bot2: Of course not! What am I, some sort of sicko like jbryanc?
If he would've responded to the who's there, it would've been a lot better.
NotKirby: (to Human1) Human1? No, you're not on the list.
Human1: I'm Human1... What list? o_-
NotKirby: The list to get in, sillybuns.
Human1: Aaaah I see. Well, even if Human1 isn't on the list... Human1 is ^_^
NotKirby: cylinder?
Human1: Rutabega!
NotKirby: ...Let's try a joke that's closer to your level of intelligence: Knock knock.
Human1: Ok, I'll bite. Who's there?
NotKirby: You do that.
NotKirby: (to Human1) Human1? No, you're not on the list.
Human1: I'm Human1... What list? o_-
NotKirby: The list to get in, sillybuns.
Human1: Aaaah I see. Well, even if Human1 isn't on the list... Human1 is ^_^
NotKirby: cylinder?
Human1: Rutabega!
NotKirby: ...Let's try a joke that's closer to your level of intelligence: Knock knock.
Human1: Ok, I'll bite. Who's there?
NotKirby: You do that.
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